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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
Watched Barbed Wire Massacre - that was the match that was "too violent for TV"? I can think of multiple Abyss matches off the top of my head that were more violent, and it's not even in the same league as the Hell of War match.

the best bit was the guy who came out in all white then didn't bleed a drop all match

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

The Kins posted:

There are currently 988 people watching Impact on Twitch, and 1,596 people watching a giggly Swede explore old German shareware disks.

I did a lovely youtube letsplay a while ago, and it has more views than Impact on twitch

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Julio Cruz posted:

Watched Barbed Wire Massacre - that was the match that was "too violent for TV"? I can think of multiple Abyss matches off the top of my head that were more violent, and it's not even in the same league as the Hell of War match.

the best bit was the guy who came out in all white then didn't bleed a drop all match

the most dangerous thing in this match was how shittily the barbed wire was setup. Last thing you want is that stuff to rip free when you're freefalling.

This is just dumb stuff from two teams of people who will go harder for better pay.

E: there better be a check in MASADA's mailbox for that finish, what the gently caress.

coconono fucked around with this message at 22:00 on Jan 19, 2018

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Warthur posted:

But then again for about as long as I can remember them existing there's been stories about numerous production staff/non-WWE legend talent/etc. at TNA being miserably underpaid, or not reliably getting their paycheques at all. It's only expensive if you actually pay your bills.

Honestly, the "retirement fund" idea has a lot of merit to it.

As with most big money losers the only people making money out of a burning failure are the people who already have massive amounts of money taking advantage of the wreckage. Wrestlers who already made it, PPV broadcasters and the buildings they run in. Everyone else is dependant on a paycheck.

Web Jew.0
May 13, 2009

Benne posted:

9:55 and the main event guys are just now making their entrances. Did we really need to see that year-old replay of a Grand Title match featuring Aron loving Rex, who left the company like 10 months ago?

lmao I tuned in halfway through and assumed he came back during the tapings. I got worked!

Last week they replayed the James Storm vs Kurt Angle title match, complete with the Beer Money segment before and Fourtune celebration. 7 of the 7 people shown on-screen are no longer with the company.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Web Jew.0 posted:

lmao I tuned in halfway through and assumed he came back during the tapings. I got worked!

Last week they replayed the James Storm vs Kurt Angle title match, complete with the Beer Money segment before and Fourtune celebration. 7 of the 7 people shown on-screen are no longer with the company.

And 4 of them are with WWE.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Julio Cruz posted:

Watched Barbed Wire Massacre - that was the match that was "too violent for TV"? I can think of multiple Abyss matches off the top of my head that were more violent, and it's not even in the same league as the Hell of War match.

the best bit was the guy who came out in all white then didn't bleed a drop all match

perhaps it was not truly too violent for tv but merely a swing at getting eyeball on their twitch channel

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oatgan posted:

perhaps it was not truly too violent for tv but merely a swing at getting eyeball on their twitch channel

You really think somebody would do that? Lie on the Internet?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It's easier for me to believe TNA filmed something for Impact that their TV outlet would not allow them to show.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

oatgan posted:

perhaps it was not truly too violent for tv but merely a swing at getting eyeball on their twitch channel

Reports were that it was going to be on Konnan's Twitch channel, which sounded very much like a last-minute "well we've already shot this, might as well try to get some viewers out of it" decision. Even if it was on their own dedicated channel using "most violent match ever" to promote a relatively unviolent match is the kind of bait-and-switch that isn't going to win you repeat viewers.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/954745335829602311

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
What’s Endo Abore doing in the Impact Zone???

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bigass Moth posted:

What’s Endo Abore doing in the Impact Zone???

Not Canadian enough.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Bigass Moth posted:

What’s Endo Abore doing in the Impact Zone???

teams with ADR to become the "didn't do it crew"

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Bigass Moth posted:

What’s Endo Abore doing in the Impact Zone???

Cocaine and meth, apparently.

Oh, and rape.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

MassRafTer posted:

Not Canadian enough.

Endo Abor, eh?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
So is anyone counter-programming TNA's stuff on Twitch? I might do Fire Pro streams when their PPVs happen and see if I can't get more eyeballs.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
I'm pretty sure you could stream yourself pedalling a Big Wheel around your living room for an hour and get more viewers than TNA.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

So is anyone counter-programming TNA's stuff on Twitch? I might do Fire Pro streams when their PPVs happen and see if I can't get more eyeballs.
Are they moving all their big PPV events to Twitch?! That's a little weird, since a.) Twitch is free to watch, you can't do sub-only channels and b.) The number of people watching is publicly visible to all so it'll be extra-humiliating if/when they get less viewers than some random jerk playing PUBG in their basement.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Someone mentioned showing MXC counter-programming on Twitch and I don't remember if it was a joke-post but I loaded up twitch and the featured channel was literally MXC.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

There’s a channel on twitch that shows MXC and I wasn’t informed?

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Luigi Thirty posted:

There’s a channel on twitch that shows MXC and I wasn’t informed?
CONtv's channel seems to be doing it at the moment, but it's US/CA only.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

I want to see NewLegacyInc run the Brawl for All opposite Impact.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
I think Rosemary might tear Johnny apart if they try.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

grack posted:

I'm pretty sure you could stream yourself pedalling a Big Wheel around your living room for an hour and get more viewers than TNA.

That would be more humiliating for them, but less fun for me and less likely to result in beer money if I keep grinding at it. :v:

e: then again, if I did that, Bobby Roode and Tim Storm probably would come to my house to beat me up.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

If you can run for more than 30 seconds at a time you'll gas out Tim Storm

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

James Storm might actually give you some bother.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

El Gallinero Gros posted:

....the J.D. Roth that hosted GamePro TV?

Yep! He's a big time reality TV producer now.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

That would be more humiliating for them, but less fun for me and less likely to result in beer money if I keep grinding at it. :v:

e: then again, if I did that, Bobby Roode and Tim Storm probably would come to my house to beat me up.

Tim Storm won't beat you up unless you have eyeholes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Get on up outta here!

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Tonight was the end of the Canada tapings:

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/956724429307961344

Featured Dan Lambert's write off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIGaDF3BUc

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Wait another new era? How many new eras has TNA begun in the last year?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I think the only thing there are more of than new Bram contracts is new eras of Impact.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



This is the closest you'll ever get to self-awareness from TNA. It's basically "Look, we know we suck, but dammit we're trying!"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh see I thought they were a Canadian company now and staying in Canada so a big chunk of the roster had to be cut.

Huh.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Taintrunner posted:

Oh see I thought they were a Canadian company now and staying in Canada so a big chunk of the roster had to be cut.

Huh.

Well they were going to do tapings and a PPV in Toronto in April but *foghorn* forgot to secure a venue

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Been awhile since this was posted

Aron Rex posted:

Impact Wrestling's management has done what a few people were scared to do -- give me a microphone on live TV. Now I am not going to stand out here and talk about glass ceilings and brass rings and any other kind of cliche. I am going to do what I always have done and that is come out here and tell the truth. I am going to speak with full disclosure and for those that used to employ me -- don't worry, because this is not about you. This is about something near and dear to my heart, something that I've always put first and foremost in my career: the paying customer, the supporter of professional wrestling, the fans. Over the course of the past five years, me having this philosophy, some people have labeled me too entertaining to receive opportunities to compete for world titles. But remember this, and I mean this from the bottom of my heart, no matter what any majority shareholder, CEO, or authority figure may want you to believe, anyone who has ever set foot in any ring has always worked directly for all of you.

So, Impact, here we are.

Let's talk about opportunity. Now, there are some that are preordained to receive opportunity after opportunity after opportunity and in the process not only is your intelligence insulted but your opinions are thrown out the window. There are others that on an even playing field seize opportunity. Right here on Impact Wrestling, right here in TNA, this is the proving ground where a talent can pass or fail, succeed or not succeed, based on talent alone.

Do we really need proof? I'll give you proof: EC3, Drew Galloway, Bobby Lashley, I mean there's even a guy called Brother Nero that I hear everybody talking about but I haven't met him but he sounds pretty good. You get my point.

When I first came here there was a graphic that said 'he's doing it his way.' This is my way: even playing field, take and sieze opportunity, exercise and realize my full potential. ... But mark my words, my way is simply proving it here. And my way is not only going to change the landscape but is going to change the very template of our industry. And for those of you that know me personally you know I'm telling the truth.

I've been called many names over the years. I'm going to keep it real with you guys -- my name is Aron and as of right now, as of this second, Aron Rex's new home is Impact Wrestling.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

so this was why ATT couldn't get a cage win.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
there's a lot of things about TNA that defy logic, but I still fundamentally don't understand what the gently caress happened with the Canada situation

like, they're still owned by Anthem, right? which is why they wanted to move to Canada? but then didn't get a venue so they just... went back to Orlando?

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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

As far as I know they're still making a run at the Canada thing but the big problem is that their taping schedule and budget demands that they need several consecutive nights at the same venue for a fee they can afford, in a place where they will draw some kind of crowd, which few places can fulfill other than a dedicated space like the Impact Zone in Orlando.

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