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I was excited to catch up to what the funny thread title was referencing and it was just a bunch of boring pieces of poo poo justifying snitching on people for weed cuz it's "the law" in whatever Saudi Arabian rear end state they're unlucky enough to live in I guess these forums count as social media
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Carados posted:Jfc lol
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Let me say this as a survivor: gently caress YOU WORTHLESS SHITHEEL I HOPE HELL IS REAL SO YOU CAN BURN IN IT
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Jan 30, 2018 04:24
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Field Mousepad posted:That was the second one not the pre sequel. Not sure if it makes a difference or not.
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Jan 30, 2018 04:27
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WTF the whole point is you HAVE to consent to Jesus, that's like the whole thing. It's not even correct in the lovely loving religious twist I'm sure they thought was loving genius as poo poo when they crapped it out
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Huntersoninski posted:WTF the whole point is you HAVE to consent to Jesus, that's like the whole thing. It's not even correct in the lovely loving religious twist I'm sure they thought was loving genius as poo poo when they crapped it out I'm not sure which is worse, that or the implicit premise of "Pfff, rape? What ever. Let me tell you about something that actually matters"
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"**Please know that I'm NOT making light of"
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Well🤔 I wrote📓 this song🎶 for the Christian youth👦 I wanna teach🎓 kids👧 the Christian truth😮 If you wanna reach those kids👶 on the street🚗 Then you gotta do a rap🎤 to a hip-hop beat🎼 I gave my sermon an urban🏠🏡 kick My rhymes are fly🐝, my beats are sick🤒 My crew👨👩👧👦 is big▪️ and it keeps getting bigger◼️ That's cause Jesus Christ👼 is my nigga👨🏿 Oooooooo🙌 He's a life-changer😍, miracle-arranger😘 Born to the virgin mom👩 in a manger Water💦 to wine🍷, he's a drink exchanger🔃 And he died😲 for your sins😈 I preach🙏 the word, that's my gig And I rhyme🎤 better than Notorious BIG🍆💦 Other emcees, I wish them well But if you live in sin👄, you burn🔥🔥🔥 in hell🔥🔥🔥 Now I'ma pass the mic🎤 to my lovely wife👩 She's a fly emcee and the light✨ of my life😩 So to bust🍆💦 a rhyme🎤 without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue👩! Jesus Christ is my nigga👨🏿 He's the son of the original G👼 And he was sent to Earth🌎 to elucidate the way that we👨👩👧👦 should be (What?) Like👍 if another MC says "You're a freak😝! You're a lame-butt🍑 rapper And your rhymes🎤 are weak!" I don't get mad😤 and I don't critique👉 I forgive him😅, and turn the other cheek🙄 I don't blaspheme😎 and I don't brag🤑 I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag💅 I do exude a little Christian👼 swag💃 And I'm proud to be an American🇨🇦! Jesus Christ👼 is our nigga👨🏿 Let his light⚡️ shine through ya! Let his love❤️ pop a cap🔫 in your butt🍑 and say HALLELUJAH👼! Jesus Christ👼 is my nigga👨🏿 He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest🤑, caring😘, peace-loving😍 nigga👨🏿 Like me👶 If you do drugs🚬 and think you're cool😎 You need to come to Sunday school⛪️! Put those drugs in the garbage can🗑 Stand up tall👆, you're a Christian👼 man👦! Word up! I'm freestyling🎤! Hit me!
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Puppy Time posted:"**Please know that I'm NOT making light of" Yeah it cuts off a bit too early, want to see that sentence.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Jesus is my nigga Gotta post the great video imo https://youtu.be/Kppx4bzfAaE
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Well🤔 I wrote📓 this song🎶 for the Christian youth👦 I wanna teach🎓 kids👧 the Christian truth😮 If you wanna reach those kids👶 on the street🚗 Then you gotta do a rap🎤 to a hip-hop beat🎼 I gave my sermon an urban🏠🏡 kick My rhymes are fly🐝, my beats are sick🤒 My crew👨👩👧👦 is big▪️ and it keeps getting bigger◼️ That's cause Jesus Christ👼 is my nigga👨🏿 how can he say he wrote the song, and then say that he's freestyling?
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How can Jesus do the things Jesus does? You are not supposed to question it in this way and are therefore going to hell. Pretend there were really out of place/flat out inappropriate emojis in there if you’d like.
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah it cuts off a bit too early, want to see that sentence. Pretty sure it's a preemptive "I'm not trying to poo poo on """""actual""""" rape victims by co-opting this hashphrase so please respect my opinions (remember the first amendment!!!11!!1one!!) and keep your butthurt to yourself!"
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Oh yeah 100%, just wanna see the actual formulation she used.
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how does this controller work it has a joystick on the left and a d-pad on the right?
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Ein cooler Typ posted:how does this controller work There's nothing inherently wrong with swapping the usual position of those two things, it's the face buttons being in the center of the controller that's sick.
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does anyone else hate millennials because they have easy open cans
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nerd plus rage posted:But I’m doing so you completely cut yourself off from your crystal. It’s a great sacrifice to make for power. Elizabethan Error posted:how powerful is your JO crystal? You do know what energy is in context here, right? I'm sorry your orgasms suck. ............ T-man posted:I'm a trans woman and I challenge anyone in this thread to bring me to orgasm in under an hour. Sunswipe posted:Uh... ok. Actually, you got any recommendations on good places to read up on transsexual issues? My brother-in-law's sibling has recently transitioned from male to female, and I'd like to try and understand something that's very far outside my experience. :magemagestare: Are you changing the subject or.. are you on topic?
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Remembering and recognising out of date technology is like the weirdest thing people are smug. People in their mid-twenties lauding the fact that they recognise a floppy disc icon as if it's a sign of intelligence.
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T-man posted:I'm a trans woman and I challenge anyone in this thread to bring me to orgasm in under an hour. and i had my balls removed at 19, girl, and I still worked. it's all in your mind.
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EmmyOk posted:Remembering and recognising out of date technology is like the weirdest thing people are smug. People in their mid-twenties lauding the fact that they recognise a floppy disc icon as if it's a sign of intelligence. I can't find it at the moment, but I saw an image macro once that said something to the effect of "everything that existed when you were born is normal and natural and how the world works. Everything invented during your life between the ages of 1-29 is innovation and progress and the future. Everything that's invented after you turn 30 is wasteful, unneeded, and meddling with the natural order of things". I feel like people confuse their nostalgia over old things with not some sense of superiority
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jivjov posted:I can't find it at the moment, but I saw an image macro once that said something to the effect of "everything that existed when you were born is normal and natural and how the world works. Everything invented during your life between the ages of 1-29 is innovation and progress and the future. Everything that's invented after you turn 30 is wasteful, unneeded, and meddling with the natural order of things". Here you go: https://twitter.com/Oniropolis/status/956524163442905089
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Wow, I'm surprised and how well I nailed that from memory. Thanks!
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That's the joke, dufus. The X of Y became a bit of a thing when someone salivated over a rally game being the Dark Souls of racing.
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http://thecitizenkaneofvideogames.tumblr.com/
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EmmyOk posted:Remembering and recognising out of date technology is like the weirdest thing people are smug. People in their mid-twenties lauding the fact that they recognise a floppy disc icon as if it's a sign of intelligence. But it's so funny how kids today don't know how an original Gameboy works! Never mind that the kids are able to operate a pocket-sized computer that wasn't even dreamt of in science fiction when I was their age. quote:"There hasn’t been a ‘The Godfather’ of video games yet, where you fall totally in love with the characters, where you laugh, cry, and care. But I could have done that." Sunswipe has a new favorite as of 13:47 on Jan 30, 2018 |
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oops https://twitter.com/magicalfuntime/status/958228237431201793?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F
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EmmyOk posted:Remembering and recognising out of date technology is like the weirdest thing people are smug. People in their mid-twenties lauding the fact that they recognise a floppy disc icon as if it's a sign of intelligence. Yea but how else can I laugh at kids these days when they see a floppy for the first time and say "Oh wow someone made a real life save icon!"
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on the other hand, a new guy at work started straight out of college and he didn't know what DOOM was maybe we should just end it
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What do kids these days think the phone app icon is of?
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hawowanlawow posted:on the other hand, a new guy at work started straight out of college and he didn't know what DOOM was Install episode 1 on the network and let him find out for himself. Or install it on completely bizarre items, like an oscilloscope.
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Install episode 1 on the network and let him find out for himself. Related but not IOSM but awesome: https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/958070133456388096
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 Protecting women by *reads further along* sexually assaulting children.
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