SmokaDustbowl posted:

Improbable Lobster posted:

ooo, crystal pepsi

U.T. Raptor posted:

tangy yet delightful posted:

Ok found it:

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'd imagine we've all seen pictures of knock off restaurants. Wcdonald's or Starcoffee, Pizza Hat, stuff like that. It's pretty common in China or other companies where both official franchises and trademark lawyers are scarce. But this is the first one I've seen that's an open threat against the original.

VanSandman posted:

I hear they’re gonna throw down in March.

Captain Splendid posted:

Pookah posted:

Et tu Crouté!

Vargatron posted:

It's like wearing a raincoat in the shower!

*dies of syphilis contracted in Cambodia on leave*

Barudak posted:

He left this world as he came into it, without planning.

Baronjutter posted:

I'm confused about what sort of mess in a yard requires water at all to clean, let alone enough to make pools, and why there'd be a live extension cord in one of those said pools.

Halser posted:

gently caress if I know, I was just a young capacitor

Android Apocalypse posted:

I'm more interested in which Skrillex songs synch up to which hentai.

Uh... for a friend.

Coq au Nandos posted:

The drop is your self esteem.

Cyrano4747 posted:

I did some googling to figure out how a fat bee would compare to a bullet. The heavier end of the typical bumble bee is about half a gram, which comes out to about 7.7 grains for something probably about the size of a typical center fire pistol bullet.

I have therefore determined that lead is heavier than bumble bees.

cool biRd pics posted:

chnoose ru fight

George posted:

lol what kind of scrub just uses his first name for a handle

bookkeeper posted:

Pick posted:

Dennis is packing but the barrel is bent. I imagine that thing's going to straight-up explode if you shoot it off.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Outrail posted:

Is Susan someone's girlfriend or just riding on the attention of eight 199,395 virgins?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Fixed

E: to clarify she's apparently a hot mom that goons tend to be infatuated with

Double edit: noticed that you only counted 8 virgins; mega agreed that Wan is laying mad pipe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Hell, there are millions of people writing in detail about their various sexual proclivities and most of it is still utterly baffling.

There's probably at least a conference presentation in how the various internet fetish subcultures provide indirect evidence for Human-Neanderthal interbreeding. I mean, if there's people who get off by having insects sting their dicks or imagining Dr. Watson impregnating a fictionally-gendered Sherlock Holmes with a werewolf dick, what's so strange about a caveman and a neanderthal shacking up together because everyone else they knew were killed by a cold snap or eaten by bears?

Grand Prize Winner posted:

I had to parse the last sentence for a minute, because I couldn't imagine bears being a thing in the neolithic. Then I realized you meant the animals.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Eox posted:

sucko is a perfectly normal name

exmarx posted:

haven't had a kennedy with a head this leaky since 63, good lord

Coucho Marx posted:

Reminds me of the Blue Stripe series, specifically the holodeck janitor one!

Doctor Bishop posted:

Zorodius posted:

a person who deliberately eats laundry soap was definitely not going to navigate life's shoals without scraping the rocks once or twice

mind the walrus posted:

That was the last cool one I've seen and it's 12 years old, so

ElGroucho posted:

Tits are the Harry Dean Stanton of the body

mind the walrus posted:

Best without context:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Well my daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to Ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze
Now, I don't blame him 'cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Goku"

Guy Mann posted:

As much as people complained about the movie reviews at least they got people reading the front page and were funny, albeit unintentionally and at the expense of the people writing them.

Inescapable Duck posted:

The movie reviews were better when they were hilariously poo poo movies no one had ever heard of.

Sagebrush posted:

When I was a little kid I asked my dad where disco music came from. He said "grease", confusing two John Travolta movies, and I misunderstood it as "Greece". I thought about it for a bit: swarthy men, gold chains, seems to check out. So until I was in college I continued to believe that disco music was a popular Greek music style, maybe based on old Greek rhythms and musical sequences

Sagebrush posted:

When I was a little kid I asked my dad where disco music came from. He said "grease", confusing two John Travolta movies, and I misunderstood it as "Greece". I thought about it for a bit: swarthy men, gold chains, seems to check out. So until I was in college I continued to believe that disco music was a popular Greek music style, maybe based on old Greek rhythms and musical sequences

Lobok posted:

Bonnie Tyler's "Holding Out for a Gyro"

Aesop Poprock posted:

I lived with a roommate who had pee bottles in his room. It was weird because for everywhere else he would take hours to groom and look immaculate but his room was filled with like multiple pee bottles that he was too lazy to empty at all times. he got pissed at me once when I told him to get rid of them and he angrily threatened to pour them on me like he was the worst batman villain imaginable

NoneMoreNegative posted:

goddamn Namor been hitting the weights

Samuringa posted:

That's what Steven Seagal sees when he looks into the mirror.

poly and open-minded posted:

but enough about the orca