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been analyzing this beauty a bit more and I've found some additional Mark Lloyd facts a few words that give him trouble: (theyre er trickky) becoming (bcoming, becmming) comfort (cumfort) Kid Rock (kidrcock) magnets (magnuts) a few that he has mastered: (makess him fell good) sex servant childish softcore escort Chevy Silverado Silver Silverado Duramax 4x4
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# ? Nov 21, 2017 16:21 |
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I think we should all take a moment to appreciate Mark's courage. If everyone were as frank about their sexual needs/struggles with becoming a horse doctor, then I think we'd all be happier as a society. How are you going to be happy if you can't admit that you're channeling your horse medicine-related frustrations into your erotic fantasies? |
# ? Nov 22, 2017 17:09 |
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You should send mark lloyd to automotive insanity... we could learn a thing or two about modding trucks from him. |
# ? Nov 22, 2017 18:50 |
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Adiabatic posted:You should send mark lloyd to automotive insanity... we could learn a thing or two about modding trucks from him. |
# ? Nov 23, 2017 21:51 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Done. Mark Lloyd is well on his way to becoming a sex slave for you. Only if 14inch Dick gets to sex slave him first in a Jeep in Nevada |
# ? Nov 23, 2017 22:48 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Mark Lloyd I misread that as "Meat Pimp". |
# ? Nov 23, 2017 23:11 |
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Awesome! |
# ? Nov 24, 2017 18:45 |
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Mark Lloyd shoulda got the ZF6 in his Duramax |
# ? Nov 24, 2017 23:22 |
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With a leather wrapped horse cock |
# ? Nov 24, 2017 23:55 |
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Ultra Spoot posted:Get equipped with: sex magnet https://youtu.be/0hzBh0J1YFU |
# ? Nov 25, 2017 03:16 |
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Classic Kid Rock hit |
# ? Nov 26, 2017 18:19 |
CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:Only if 14inch Dick gets to sex slave him first in a Jeep in Nevada ---------------- |
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# ? Nov 26, 2017 22:05 |
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mark lloyd knows that if he gets the science right, magnets will change the world as we know it by giving lobsters the ability to escape from plates
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# ? Dec 6, 2017 00:08 |
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Very funny FAU. A long while ago I got a bunch of spam that seemed to lack any payload for an URL or anything, and just consisted of random blocks of texts from random people with random subjects. I preserved a bunch of it as a strange example of a pointless markov chain bot writing mysterious love letters to its ten million most beloved people. Here's a few. Rec'vd from: Dr. Hogland Chowning Subject: streetwalker resurrection Elinor had not seen much of roddy in the week in lawrence, and in the refusal of exgovernor perhaps you'll escape that. you haven't any heart, whenever the battle might come. Relocated footnote: long seclusion from direct light and air, faded no use even so much as thinkin' of it, so i gave know the truth as to the virtues of his wife, field and the air and the light are very free especially in lady florimel's presence, would yes. As a matter of fact we all are, more or less! and was in the course of administering rebuffs in that quarter. they were on the second floor. Rec'vd from Herbel Bashara: Subject: summerise horsemint It up. Ethel sitting. Your note seemed so extraordinarily they're killed and you eat them christmas. They date of the president's message she had already under any circumstances. that king who slays art in kine and other cattle and in the produce of the fruits of his actions, thus transmigrates of the crescent to which sir modava had alluded, their sacrificial vessels together with their they reached the city and began their quest. Mahomet him who has stolen thy stalks be a king destitute gold in maturer yearsand the blue or grey eyes bearing the church of pontdel'arche, though greatly. Rec'vd from Father Profeta Subject: raiser celebrities To the finding of the blowpipe behind the cushion up, and then down go pulpits, genevagowns, and it away from him, aware only that it was the memory she hinted of her new enthusiasm. To find one as a matter of fact, he found himself becoming better nor one o' them valets, as is neither a alaskan life amidst continual danger made in such landed, and built some huts to last us a few days,. Rec'vd from Galmberti Rudd Subject: :o) Been rivals in several business deals — and on one of the commissioners returning again to lincoln's to handle them roughly. There was much talk about used to accompany my armed nobles, and wish to a real proper investigation, does she? I think me if i'd give him a lift in my car and i said to grey, and actually left his fifth glass only, suggestions, had given her a queer, eerie sensation a world of heartbreak it is. The doctors said of the brazilian government was extremely praiseworthy she was secretly thankful not to have to remain an' i've a cake on the griddle just about fit. Distributing a project gutenbergtm electronic mr. Clancy took the stand. Mr. Clancy was news up their hymn books and organ, their faces only. Recvd From: Carpentier Rumblier Subject: casablanca herodine Said poirot. Yes, yes, general ravenscroft agreed of occasionally differing from an apocryphal writer. She said something about having to go on to the purity and extraordinary brilliancy agates, moonstones, the magicians scorn was stirred, and lo, i have the same words: catholics! Catholics! Ah! I begin sand on the northwest side. In this basin was say, said poirot. I'm not a woman. A woman whom. |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 01:12 |
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i dunno why but I started reading these in my worst cockney accent and it’s pretty good poo poo tbh (that is, what I think a cockney accent is) |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 01:18 |
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they're killed and you eat them christmas |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 03:10 |
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sockingtonsworth posted:i dunno why but I started reading these in my worst cockney accent and it’s pretty good poo poo tbh (that is, what I think a cockney accent is) probably because some of the bizarre non sequiturs reminded you of cockney rhyming slang |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 03:11 |
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well poo poo |
# ? Dec 7, 2017 03:19 |
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update, on mark lloyd re: sex servitude and/or magnuts? |
# ? Jan 30, 2018 18:00 |
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alnilam posted:update, on mark lloyd re: sex servitude and/or magnuts? in my dreams, Werner Herzog is following him around documenting his life to create his next documentary "Magnet Man: Sexual Magnetism and Silverado Dreams"
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# ? Jan 30, 2018 21:13 |
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I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood." |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:02 |
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joke_explainer posted:Very funny FAU. A long while ago I got a bunch of spam that seemed to lack any payload for an URL or anything, and just consisted of random blocks of texts from random people with random subjects. I preserved a bunch of it as a strange example of a pointless markov chain bot writing mysterious love letters to its ten million most beloved people. Here's a few. |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:03 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood." Congratulations on your amazing future hooded cloak for men! Wear it proud!
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 14:20 |
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Things are looking up for me, looks like I'll be getting $42,500,000 soon. Well, once I deal with the dastardly Mr. John Andrew, a man who has fabricated proof of my death in an attempt to swindle me out of the $2.5m entrusted to me by my beneficiaries at the Central Bank of Nigeria. quote:Subject: RE quote:Subject: ARE YOU STILL ALIVE quote:From: Mr. Russell Franklin
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 15:09 |
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i don't want to detract from the extremely real nature of mark lloyd's attempts to change the world and be your sex servant, but this is reminding me of a delightful old bunch of sketches someone made based on bizarre lines from spam emails spamusement http://spamusement.com/
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 22:36 |
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Jolo posted:Things are looking up for me, looks like I'll be getting $42,500,000 soon. congrats btw!! please remembver your yob buddies when you are palling around in mansion land or whatever
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 22:37 |
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spam subject line: Curso de PHOTOSHOP alnilam fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Jan 31, 2018
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 22:42 |
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Everybody's Talking About AlcoMate! It Really Works!
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# ? Jan 31, 2018 22:46 |
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alnilam posted:spam subject line: Curso de PHOTOSHOP I love this skeleton ghost |
# ? Jan 31, 2018 22:49 |
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Jolo posted:I couldn't find a good way to incorporate the Chevy Silverado into the av, but am happy with how it turned out |
# ? Feb 1, 2018 02:08 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I once received a spam email with the subject line "You will be the legend of the ten-inch manhood." That actually sounds like some kind of death threat tbh
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# ? Feb 2, 2018 00:30 |
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Koishi Komeiji posted:That actually sounds like some kind of death threat tbh And even if it's not who would want a ten inch foreskin? Seems like it would be cumbersome to wield and hard to clean.
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