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everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Risky move I’ll try it

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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MOTHERFUCKER

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3848028

Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....
Oh god. Which thread is best thread!?!

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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if you want your goddamned hot sauce you know where to post

Fermented Tinal
Aug 25, 2005

by Pragmatica
Here, right?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Hell if I know

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





everdave posted:

Risky move I’ll try it

That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I don't want to be seen playing favourites so I choose both threads.

e: Sorry that this post got entered into the database a little later. I love you both equally.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
It’s An old school standoff at this point

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



IOwnCalculus posted:

That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

This quote will never not make me laugh.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Lets keep this race even.

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Lets keep this race even.

Rhyno's thread is still a couple posts ahead (as of this post).

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Magnus Praeda posted:

Rhyno's thread is still a couple posts ahead (as of this post).

Well that's not fair.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
This one's better cause I saw it first. Thanks to rhyno.

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...
What are the odds of Dave making a politics post as soon as he's out of kitty jail and eating another probie?

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
It’s a drag race now

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

What are the odds of Dave making a politics post as soon as he's out of kitty jail and eating another probie?

That would be 100%

The Royal Nonesuch
Nov 1, 2005

everdave posted:

That would be 100%

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

You offering? :wiggle:

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?
You know, if we keep this thread I could edit the title based on if Dave is probated or not.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
The SAS F1 thread melting down about no more grid girls and trying to get women into its poo poo events.....

I feel like trolling them with Michelle Mouton and the fact rallying in general looong made dolly birds feel unwelcome. Let alone women competing at any level

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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Adiabatic posted:

You know, if we keep this thread I could edit the title based on if Dave is probated or not.

IM SORRY I WAS ONLY THINKING OF MYSELF



maybe don't probate Dave again though because reasons

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Rhyno posted:

IM SORRY I WAS ONLY THINKING OF MYSELF



maybe don't probate Dave again though because reasons

Up to him, not me.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Adiabatic posted:

You know, if we keep this thread I could edit the title based on if Dave is probated or not.

The possibilities are endless!

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

TWO THREADS ENTER, ONE THREAD LEAVES.

Bajaha
Apr 1, 2011

BajaHAHAHA.


IOwnCalculus posted:

That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

And in a whirlwind turn of events, the plucky underdog has been crowned victorious.

Woohoo!

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
THis is it? My crowning achievement? Does anyone want to hear about how I stole a Ronald McDonald statue and dented my moms trunk from his shoes? I’m taking questions

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
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UNFAIR I DEMAND A RECOUNT

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Rhyno posted:

UNFAIR I DEMAND A RECOUNT

Sure thing it's 27 to 16 right now.

e: 28 to 16

Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

everdave posted:

THis is it? My crowning achievement? Does anyone want to hear about how I stole a Ronald McDonald statue and dented my moms trunk from his shoes? I’m taking questions

It's your thread. :justpost:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Adiabatic posted:

Sure thing it's 27 to 16 right now.

e: 28 to 16

THREADGATE 2018

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Rhyno im not joking send me a physical fancy invite to your wedding and if I don’t have kids that weekend I will fly in and show up.

Adiabatic
Nov 18, 2007

What have you assholes done now?

Rhyno posted:

THREADGATE 2018

You getting married to your caps lock key?

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
EVERDAVE'S MOMENT TO SHINE!


...sorry rhyno.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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Adiabatic posted:

You getting married to your caps lock key?

i kNow hoW to uSe my Shift key.




Clearly.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Magnus Praeda posted:

It's your thread. :justpost:

A McDonald’s has burned. They had a playland with a 6+ foot Ronald. I had my moms Camry. 1992 with the 4 cyl. A car that will outlast us all. I had a plan.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

everdave posted:

A McDonald’s has burned. They had a playland with a 6+ foot Ronald. I had my moms Camry. 1992 with the 4 cyl. A car that will outlast us all. I had a plan.

Did the Ronald melt?

GnarlyCharlie4u
Sep 23, 2007

I have an unhealthy obsession with motorcycles.

Proof
Lets take a poll. I've got smoked brisket in the oven... should I just go ahead and crack another half gallon of beer and stay up all night staring into the meaty abyss or actually get some sleep and just check on it in 7 hours?

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
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everdave posted:

Rhyno im not joking send me a physical fancy invite to your wedding and if I don’t have kids that weekend I will fly in and show up.

If we were not well above capacity I would. Everyone be proud, I uninvited a terrible person the other day. I had given them a chance to show they had changed but they just had another incident proving they were still worthless.

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Modus Man
Jun 8, 2004



Soiled Meat

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

Lets take a poll. I've got smoked brisket in the oven... should I just go ahead and crack another half gallon of beer and stay up all night staring into the meaty abyss or actually get some sleep and just check on it in 7 hours?

lets (poo poo)face it, you down that half gallon and in less than 7 hours you'll wake up with a half eaten brisket in the oven and a bad case of the meat sweats

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