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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I don't have my glasses on right now so I had to look really closely to make sure your moderator badge wasn't a little blue poop emoji

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's not?!?

Well goddamn. No poo poo.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Memento posted:

I don't have my glasses on right now so I had to look really closely to make sure your moderator badge wasn't a little blue poop emoji

yep count me in as someone who thought it was a little blue poop (and apparently never gave it a second thought until now)

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


When I worked in retail as a teenager there was this one old guy who'd come in and buy big ol' tubs of vaseline. One time he complained to me that the big ones were out of stock because the small ones weren't enough to "do the job". I did not ask what "the job" was.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 01:44 on Feb 1, 2018

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

He was for sure jamming things up his bunghole though.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

PYF Funny Pictures 2.1: Palpek's Little Blue Poop

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

FreudianSlippers posted:

When I worked in retail as a teenager there was this one old guy who'd come in and buy big ol' tubs of vaseline. One time he complained to me that the big ones were out of stock because those weren't enough to "do the job". I did not ask what "the job" was.

what....what was the....job?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

LifeSunDeath posted:

what....what was the....job?

FreudianSlippers posted:

He was for sure jamming things up his bunghole though.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

That intersection to the north seems as a good a place as any for a memorial statue to David Carradine.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

This man needs to buy direct

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Data Graham posted:

ngl, that would make for a happier birthday than any cake ever could
Is it cheese naan? Is that a cake made up of nothing but layers of cheese naan? Can such an amazing and wonderful thing even exist?

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

trickybiscuits posted:

Is it cheese naan? Is that a cake made up of nothing but layers of cheese naan? Can such an amazing and wonderful thing even exist?

It's a stack of pupusas.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

fool_of_sound posted:

It's a stack of pupusas.

SHOVE THAT STACK IN MY FACE RIGHT NOW

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer
Seriously, I need that in my life.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

LifeSunDeath posted:

This man needs to buy direct


The best was the Amazon reviews for this product.

"I spilled this in my driveway and now my two car garage can fit 50 cars."

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




SpacePig posted:

Did you do this on purpose, or were you tricked? I can't imagine seeing an audiobook being read by Wil Wheaton and thinking "Yeah, this seems like it'll be pleasant".

I'm not even one of those goobers who dislikes Wil Wheaton. I actually appreciate him because if he's involved with something, I can be pretty sure that it's going to be dumb and bad.

Oh no, I went in with my eyes open expecting it to be awful. Wheaton's narration complemented the terrible story and made both worse in a delectable way.

Chard has a new favorite as of 02:19 on Feb 1, 2018

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

fool_of_sound posted:

It's a stack of pupusas.

That will be my last meal request if I were ever on death row.

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
When I was a baby, I got into a thing of Vaseline, rubbed it all over myself, and started running around the house. My mom kept trying to catch me but she couldn't get a good grip. 🤣

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

We Know Catheters posted:

When I was a baby, I got into a thing of Vaseline, rubbed it all over myself, and started running around the house. My mom kept trying to catch me but she couldn't get a good grip. 🤣

awesome post and AV combo

Mezzanine
Aug 23, 2009

La Brea Carpet posted:

The best was the Amazon reviews for this product.

"I spilled this in my driveway and now my two car garage can fit 50 cars."

The actual reviews are still there, btw https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO?th=1

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

biracial bear for uncut posted:

Typical SA newbie bullshit, there have been multiple threads on these very forums about that show (and the Italian version of Spider-man, as well).

The crazy part is that Japanese Spider-Man pre-dates Power Rangers/Super Sentai, which actually basically took the idea of 'Tights-wearing superhero also has a giant robot for when poo poo gets real' from Spider-Man.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

fool_of_sound posted:

It's a stack of pupusas.

Does spidar have pupusas?

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


SpacePig posted:

I've had the book recommended to me several times by both Amazon and my library's e-book lending system, and I kept waiting to pull the trigger because every review I read was basically "This tickled my geeky bone, and flipped all my nostalgia switches" without really getting into any reason why the book might actually be good.

Then the movie was announced, and people started posting excerpts from the book, and stuff like Neil C's thing came along to convince me I was absolutely right to never read it.
https://twitter.com/neilcic/status/888866630306082817

woah cool

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



I like RP1 because I can turn off my adult brain and enjoy silly fan service.

Content:
https://i.imgur.com/pLqGHH1.gifv

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

BrianBoitano posted:

I like RP1 because I can turn off my adult brain and enjoy silly fan service.

Content:
https://i.imgur.com/pLqGHH1.gifv

Just watch the things you like. I love Gundam, but the Gundam in the trailer didn't make me want to watch Ready Player One. Because Ready Player One will have nothing to do with Gundam. I'll just watch more Gundam because I like the stuff in Gundam. If I want to see a picture of a Gundam, I'll look anywhere on the interior walls of my house.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

BrianBoitano posted:

I like RP1 because I can turn off my adult brain and enjoy silly fan service.

Content:
https://i.imgur.com/pLqGHH1.gifv

Is that the antagonistic AI I keep hearing about?

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Guy Goodbody posted:

Just watch the things you like.

I like RP1 :smug:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

BrianBoitano posted:

I like RP1 because I can turn off my adult brain and enjoy silly fan service.




Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I like RP1 when it's mixed with LOX and ignited in a bell nozzle. :science:

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/valarauca1/status/958934339097477120

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

When I worked in retail as a teenager there was this one old guy who'd come in and buy big ol' tubs of vaseline. One time he complained to me that the big ones were out of stock because the small ones weren't enough to "do the job". I did not ask what "the job" was.
Eating it, maybe? Apparently that was supposed to be good for you at one point.

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


Collateral Damage posted:

I like RP1 when it's mixed with LOX and ignited in a bell nozzle. :science:

Is that like your bell end?

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

mobby_6kl posted:

Eating it, maybe? Apparently that was supposed to be good for you at one point.

I just assumed it was to treat old person onion skin, but maybe it was some other weird thing.

Twitch
Apr 15, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

FreudianSlippers posted:

When I worked in retail as a teenager there was this one old guy who'd come in and buy big ol' tubs of vaseline. One time he complained to me that the big ones were out of stock because the small ones weren't enough to "do the job". I did not ask what "the job" was.

It might just be an old person thing, but some people use it as face/body lotion. Sorry for an incredibly boring answer.

edit: Beaten while typing this up.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Purina is a pet food company.

I don't think it is unreasonable for them to test their dog food on dogs.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

spog posted:

Purina is a pet food company.

I don't think it is unreasonable for them to test their dog food on dogs.

Maybe they start with poison and scale it back until its just barely edible.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Collateral Damage posted:

I like RP1 when it's mixed with LOX and ignited in a bell nozzle. :science:

Truly the only RP1 that matters.
http://i.imgur.com/cUfROqa.gifv
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKtVpvzUF1Y


e: a funnier picture:

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 19:05 on Feb 1, 2018

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/VFtxLsT.mp4

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