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Will Bayley beat Asuka?
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No. 3 8.57%
:lol: 18 51.43%
THE BIG DOG! 14 40.00%
Total: 35 votes
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Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Careful you don't break his jaw again Anderson.

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
and the big reveal is that it has happened before early in the history of earth

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

fart blood posted:

so if Finn Balor "proved last week" he could hang in the main event, why is he in this dead undercard match this week?

the company is dumb and bad

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
so like, when are they gonna give finn, you know, a feud

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Professor Funk posted:

so like, when are they gonna give finn, you know, a feud

when he goes to 205 Live

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

I never saw Prometheus 2. What happened in that?

They took all the good parts of Prometheus and dumped them out, then took onboard all the criticisms about how it wasn't straight up an Alien movie and so just did that instead.

It was deeply disappointing, and the only redeeming features were Michael Fassbender's performance (writing aside) and the art direction.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Asuka gonna put bayley out of her misery.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

Professor Funk posted:

so like, when are they gonna give finn, you know, a feud

Wrestlemania weekend:

Matt Hardy d. Bray Wyatt in a "delete" match where the loser is "deleted"

Finn Balor comes out for a promo, Sister Abigail (Bray Wyatt) attacks him

Finn Balor d. Sister Abigail

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

ACTING

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


I want to watch myself get owned on a tiny tablet

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Wow that Bayley reveal was dead silent.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sasha watching her match on progressively smaller screens until she's angrily looking at an Apple watch on her way to the ring.

Edit:

Jerusalem posted:

They took all the good parts of Prometheus and dumped them out, then took onboard all the criticisms about how it wasn't straight up an Alien movie and so just did that instead.

It was deeply disappointing, and the only redeeming features were Michael Fassbender's performance (writing aside) and the art direction.

Ohh that new Alien movie. I own it on blu ray but still haven't seen it. It just sits there next to my Alien box set.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Go full heel, Sasha!

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Why does Bayley suck so bad?

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

if sasha is in the chamber they need to wrap her in bubble wrap

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Baron Corbin posted:

a bubble alien lands on earth and infects everything on earth with its own dna and changes everything and its part of the alien's life cycle there i spoiled it for you

so, somebody played Chrono Trigger and thought to themselves “what if, Lavos was just misunderstood :thunk:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Push El Burrito posted:

I never saw Prometheus 2. What happened in that?

a dude teaches himself how to finger a flute properly

evil dude who immediately proves himself evil to this one guy a scene and room ago successfully and effortlessly convinces guy to look closely into this egg that totally doesn't have something bad in it

basically a whole film stupider than the stupidest scene in Prometheus, so of course CD loves it and it bombed at the box office

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hey Bayley go back to Main Event.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Heeey Bayley talking some smack that is depressingly refreshing for her considering.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GO FULL HEEL SASHA

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Bayley has dumb hair.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


That was somehow the most likeable Bayley has ever been

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

GO FULL HEEL SASHA

I want bayley to somehow go full heel

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
So I was in a hospital yesterday, should I safely assume if a commercial has a celebrity in it, it was a super bowl commercial?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I could talk about how good Michael Fassbender is though.

He's a handsome man and a good actor. I liked when he was Magneto. He was also in Assassin's Creed but nobody I know actually saw that.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

So I was in a hospital yesterday, should I safely assume if a commercial has a celebrity in it, it was a super bowl commercial?

Tide actually instituted a hostile takeover of every single company in America. All commercials are for Tide now.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

fart blood posted:

So I was in a hospital yesterday, should I safely assume if a commercial has a celebrity in it, it was a super bowl commercial?

Martin Luther King drives a chevy

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

WHAT THE gently caress was that Farmers Only commercial :stonk:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


fart blood posted:

So I was in a hospital yesterday, should I safely assume if a commercial has a celebrity in it, it was a super bowl commercial?

yep

Unfortunately I don't think they'll replay the Tide ads

John Dudebro
Dec 3, 2013

Why is bayley asking for tips on asuka when she wrestled her twice in NXT and theoretically should know her better than anybody on raw

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

John Dudebro posted:

Why is bayley asking for tips on asuka when she wrestled her twice in NXT and theoretically should know her better than anybody on raw

NXT isn’t canon except for when it is.

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!

John Dudebro posted:

Why is bayley asking for tips on asuka when she wrestled her twice in NXT and theoretically should know her better than anybody on raw

NXT is non canon

EDIT: Goddamnit too late on the trigger like the WWE pulling the trigger on many things over the years

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i cant believe North Korea is hosting the Olympics

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Why the hell do they keep referring to him as Rockstar Spud? :psyduck:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Tide actually instituted a hostile takeover of every single company in America. All commercials are for Tide now.

You might think this is a joke but this is actually what happened. They reinforced it throughout the night.

But this was the best one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMhg87bgQmU

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Oh hi Spud! Why'd they change his name if they were still going to mention his old one?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i too used to be known as Rockstar Spud

CrcleSqreSanchz
Aug 21, 2002

I'm feeling something new...something...I'm happy??!!
Drake Maverick, PI.

*tips fedora*

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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Assassin's Creed was an okay movie that someone decided really needed to be cut into pieces by endless scenes of a guy flopping around on an elaborate gyroscope

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