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Absurd Alhazred posted:Lana Del Rey fan arrested for attempted kidnapping and stalking before concert quote:A man named Michael Hunt was arrested for attempted kidnapping really?
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For a moment I thought it was Lana Del Rey that had been arrested.
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Phlegmish posted:For a moment I thought it was Lana Del Rey that had been arrested. Same. Funny thing is I wasn't shocked or dismayed by my misread.
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The woods near Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan's house is a prime dogging location and it became even more popular since he moved there.quote:One resident told this newspaper: “The Cotswolds has always been known for dogging sites and there was a little bit going on in the woods before.
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quote:A man named Michael Hunt was arrested for attempted kidnapping Switzerland posted:really? In a previous job we had a client named Michael Hunt. Any time anybody needed to speak to him on the phone the caller would inevitably ask for 'Mike Hunt'. One day, my lovely and very Christian colleague did not understand why everyone was laughing at 'Mike Hunt', and kept repeating it to himself: "I don't get it? What's so funny about Mike Hunt? Why is everyone laughing about Mike Hunt?" and so on, until we had to beg him to stop because it hurt from laughing so much 
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And that man later transitioned into a women in order to find the answer to that mystery. 
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:And that man later transitioned into a women in order to find the answer to that mystery. Nah, rather than STDH we just explained it to him, he was very embarrassed and we didn't speak of it again because that would be mean.
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Indian journalist wakes up one morning to news that he’s become a sectarian martyr More sinister than funny, but certainly impressively weird.
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And people say Elon Musk is a visionary.
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I want to see a whale turned into a rocket. ...yes, my mother is doing fine, thank you for asking.
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I have some bad news, and some good news. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/13/557652159/jeremy-the-lonely-left-twisting-snail-dies-but-knows-love-before-the-end
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Jeremy spoke in class today 
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jojoinnit posted:Jeremy spoke in class today 
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http://www.businessinsider.com/marbled-crayfish-clone-themselves-2018-2
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So this is the way the world ends. Did not see that coming. e: The good news is they max out at 4" long. The bad news is they eat almost anything: vegetation, small fish, other invertebrates. http://www.theaquariumwiki.com/wiki/Procambarus_sp_%22marmorkrebs%22 Facebook Aunt has a new favorite as of 01:06 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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And millions of Louisianans just started mixing gumbo for no apparent reason.
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Massive crayfish that didn't exist 25 years ago are capable of cloning themselves -- and it's terrifying scientists New invasive species discovered -- scientists flee in panic! There are suddenly a lot of crayfish -- and scientists are begging God for forgiveness! Self-replicating crayfish alert -- scientists can't stop screaming! Scientists hurling themselves from buildings in suicidal crayfish mania!
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There is a reason that sexual reproduction has evolved independently on countless occasions and is observed in the overwhelming majority of multicellular species. Eventually some pathogen is going to come along and destroy the marbled crayfish. Tiggum posted:Massive crayfish that didn't exist 25 years ago are capable of cloning themselves -- and it's terrifying scientists 
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I went to high school in Iowa, I can confirm this.
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Woman Found Holding Own Eyeball Near South Carolina Church
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God drat. Everyone should read this article. quote:There were conflicting reports as to whether the woman was holding one or both of her eyeballs. quote:emergency workers arrived on the scene and determined the wound to the eye was self-inflicted. quote:The sheriff’s office told the AP that since no crime was committed, no charges will be filed.
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rodbeard posted:God drat. Everyone should read this article.
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Platystemon posted:There is a reason that sexual reproduction has evolved independently on countless occasions and is observed in the overwhelming majority of multicellular species.
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Platystemon posted:There is a reason that sexual reproduction has evolved independently on countless occasions and is observed in the overwhelming majority of multicellular species. That's what I was thinking, if asexual reproduction is so great, why don't we all do it Seems like they would be really vulnerable genetically, like Deliverance squared.
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Phlegmish posted:That's what I was thinking, if asexual reproduction is so great, why don't we all do it Some of are trying very hard. Especially when Selma Hayek is on TV.
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A co-worker was leaving and getting rid of his office aquarium, and I had always wanted a crayfish so I took the three he owned before knowing they were self-cloning and that I could never release or flush the dead bodies down the toilet or drop them in nature, as the shell can still release viable eggs. Instead, you must annihilate the corpse like it's some sort of horrid zombie creature. Don't own them  Mine murdered each other before cloning and I pulverized them. I was fairly relieved they had done themselves in, but it wasn't fun.
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Feb 8, 2018 11:18
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Aren't they supposed to be really big too? How large is your toilet.
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Nah they're tiny dudes, it's really deceiving. Like 3-4 inches. They're super-cute and easy to keep, you can even set them up in a bucket, until you come back and have more. The guy who gave me mine had apparently started with one. I hadn't learned that last bit before I'd gotten them home and set up. He was a nice enough guy, but in his eagerness to not murder crayfish, he sorta hornswoggled me. StrangersInTheNight has a new favorite as of 11:29 on Feb 8, 2018 |
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round here we boil them in cajun spice and i'd love a never ending bucket of crayfish
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Ah I see, à number of articles seemed to imply they were real big. Yeah World hunger is solved! Sucks for the people who are allergic I guess.
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they'd probably get along fine with tilapia and eat your garbage i think we can all agree all that biodiversity was probably gonna die anyway
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Fathis Munk posted:Ah I see, à number of articles seemed to imply they were real big.
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Yeah and from my memories of dissecting crayfish they aren't all that small. Though I guess maybe the ones we dissected were real big too to help.
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It's apparently very easy to hack the Vatican's website. Pope Francis: The Lord is an Onion
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah World hunger is solved! Sucks for the people who are allergic I guess. Is this going to be like the Irish Potato Famine but with crayfish?
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gently caress that! I ain't having no deep ones moving in to my neighborhood!
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Thomas the blind bisexual goose to be buried next to his partner Henry the swan
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