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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

:negative:

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Trade Norm and the rest of our picks for next five years for Lebron (who waives his no trade)

We actually can't trade Norm, his extension means we have to wait 6 months or we have to miss the playoffs

Also we have no picks this year and therefore couldn't do that even if such a silly trade were offered!

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

AggressivelyStupid posted:

IT is a little bitch baby and he's shooting .237 from 3 on nearly 6 attempts a game but without the license to chuck that Earl has

Earl Watson?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



How many posters do you think are getting made of this.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Earl Watson?

no man, Earl. The one with the pipe.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

U tryin to get the pipe?

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

is this the price we have to pay for a healthy Embiid, how many more injuries

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/desusnice/status/961088641161449472

Sorry Knicks fans

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/mellentuck/status/961088365071425539

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
The world is a sad, cruel place full of misery

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Celtics better watch out then I guess

Dr. Despair
Nov 4, 2009


39 perfect posts with each roll.

big boi posted:

lol IT is the reason LeBron is going to the Bucks

lebron and giannis doing nothing but sick alley-oop dunks to each other for a whole season is about the best possible thing I can imagine

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
LeBron couldn't handle a second king in this league

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Dejan Bimble posted:

Just kidding, it was a huge mountain lion nicknamed "Mitch Carter" after it ate two men with those names


https://twitter.com/MRidenourABJ/status/961078724488777728

Who said the Cavs need rubio so that they can play happy basketball on this very day, of today, that's right, me, baby, me.

This quote's a really good encapsulation of what the problem was during so many seasons for the Raps, even years where they had good W-L records. Teams would start putting the ball in the net every which way, and you could see the enthusiasm just falling away.

The guys I felt bad for were the guys who refused to quit and had to play for 3-4 players on D. It was hosed. If you're a person who really feels strongly about any sports team I wouldn't wish that feeling on anybody, not even the worst fanbases of all. Watching your team as they quit on themselves and each other is the loving worst.

Dwyane Wade's a smart guy.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Watch out LMA :ohdear:

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Doltos posted:

The world is a sad, cruel place full of misery

I'm so sorry dude

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Training camp!!!! TRAINING CAMP HE’s going to be FINE come playoffs OK he’ll average 35 a game thus it is WRITTEN

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
(doing power poses and clomping my slippers) POSITIVE THINKING! POSITIVE THINKING!!!

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Knicks can't even tank for a high pick now, haha the east is so bad.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Guys. I don't know if your aware. But the Raptors did some destructive poo poo to the Celtics tonight. I ain't over it.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

THJ. Weiss. Both Knick first round picks. Coincidence?

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Brolander posted:

(doing power poses and clomping my slippers) POSITIVE THINKING! POSITIVE THINKING!!!

My negative thinking is canceling out your positive thinking, sorry

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





that was fast

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

The Raptors will win the championship this year. It is destiny.

Mr. Funktastic
Dec 27, 2012

College Slice
Man the injury bug really hit football and basketball hard this year huh?

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Drunk Canuck posted:

Knicks can't even tank for a high pick now, haha the east is so bad.

They're only 6 games ahead of the worst record(s) in the NBA.

At least there's no Melo to ruin the tank now.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

The Knicks will not outlose any of the teams below them. This is a fact.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

El Gallinero Gros posted:

This quote's a really good encapsulation of what the problem was during so many seasons for the Raps, even years where they had good W-L records. Teams would start putting the ball in the net every which way, and you could see the enthusiasm just falling away.

The guys I felt bad for were the guys who refused to quit and had to play for 3-4 players on D. It was hosed. If you're a person who really feels strongly about any sports team I wouldn't wish that feeling on anybody, not even the worst fanbases of all. Watching your team as they quit on themselves and each other is the loving worst.

Dwyane Wade's a smart guy.

I remember that well from the dark years when Tayshaun Prince was the best player on the Pistons. He would slump and skulk and the coach would get fired again.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
It's taken a 7 game losing streak for the Bulls to get within 3 games of the Kings/Hawks.


Knicks are hosed.

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/961065330058584064



gently caress

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

CRISPYBABY posted:

Guys. I don't know if your aware. But the Raptors did some destructive poo poo to the Celtics tonight. I ain't over it.

https://twitter.com/BlakeMurphyODC/status/961085461954310145

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

iospace posted:

How many posters do you think are getting made of this.

A ton. Also, a poster on another forum made this:



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Man, that stinks about Porzingis. Big men are playing so many possessions and have to move around so much during each one now, it's ridiculous.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan

Amazing.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Two Latvian tragedies in one day
https://twitter.com/wojespnbot/status/960616880095617027

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Haha, cool

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Nice adarn bot

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I believe the proper term is automaton American

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I'm the guy making fake Woj accounts to tweet out fake Davis Bertans trades

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
wojespnbot is redundant, Woj is already a robit

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zelah
Dec 1, 2004

Diabetes, you are not invited to my pizza party.
I’m so sad. Cousins and Kristaps are two of my favorites.

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