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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Advice on getting an MFA: don't, die alone in your parents' basement. Clearly American, the Russian would advise getting drunk and writing sheer depression before committing suicide.
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:Clearly American, the Russian would advise getting drunk and writing sheer depression before committing suicide. yeah but he wouldn't have gotten a MFA
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Feb 3, 2018 00:22
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Da it's me, the American Johnny Hamburger! I love the baseball! Yankees is best!
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Feb 3, 2018 02:47
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It's raining dogs and cats out there
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Feb 3, 2018 03:58
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:It's raining dogs and cats out there We eat tonight!
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Feb 3, 2018 04:06
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Good luck.
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Feb 3, 2018 04:06
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I am literally typing this as i piss
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Feb 3, 2018 04:12
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Good luck. ALBANIAN SPOTTED
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Feb 3, 2018 04:24
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:ALBANIAN SPOTTED Great Escape dude, the train
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Feb 3, 2018 05:06
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Aw, gently caress, how did I miss this?
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Feb 6, 2018 01:16
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Is it too late? gently caress it, I'M GOING IN, BOYS.
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Feb 6, 2018 01:36
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Ok I'm going through the answers now. Wow, you people are bad at following directions. edit:I stopped replying to the emails that didn't follow directions, so I'll tell you here - if you didn't format your answers like I said to, I didn't count your entry. You're welcome to resubmit in the next 24 hours with the right version. Zeris fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Feb 7, 2018 |
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Feb 7, 2018 04:40
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USA! USA! USA!
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Feb 7, 2018 04:50
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UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:USA! USA! USA!
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Feb 7, 2018 07:48
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https://youtu.be/lDQ7hXMLxGc
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Feb 7, 2018 08:21
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lol jesus gently caress
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Feb 7, 2018 13:17
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Is always being cold in Siberia.
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Feb 7, 2018 17:49
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Ok done. In some cases, a second-most-popular answer will be tallied. Let's do winners, prizes, and losers later today. 1. Who is the best pre-Trump US President?
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Feb 7, 2018 20:32
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Lol at mustang
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Feb 7, 2018 20:37
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I think I know the runner up for 15 and now I'm sad
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Feb 7, 2018 20:46
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Hey I said Sherman for patron saint why wasn't my vote counted VOTER SUPPRESSION
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Feb 7, 2018 21:40
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:Hey I said Sherman for patron saint why wasn't my vote counted My understanding is that it only counts if multiple people say the same thing
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Feb 7, 2018 21:43
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Oh, no, I answered "best political party." 
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Feb 7, 2018 21:43
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mods change my name posted:My understanding is that it only counts if multiple people say the same thing Well...
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Feb 7, 2018 21:45
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Ok it was a good one: Deathy McDeath came in first and is an all-American with 73 points. He gets to choose the fate of his Russian foe, terrible robot, with 70 points, who is clearly a spy attempting to influence the forums. Deathy notably was the first to submit answers to the challenge, so it's a little strange... Notable as well - overall loser and bad poster UP THE BUM NO BABY aka Pesticide bottomed out with a shameful 33 points, the least of any contender.
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Feb 8, 2018 19:34
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eat shti PISSticide
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Feb 8, 2018 19:37
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RIP me
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Feb 8, 2018 19:40
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mods change my name posted:eat shti PISSticide
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Feb 8, 2018 20:00
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I didn't play so obviously I couldn't be the Russian 
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Feb 8, 2018 20:15
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I didn't play so obviously I couldn't be the Russian
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Naked Bear posted:Nork spotted. anybody seen any coooooooooooooooooodes
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I didn't play so obviously I couldn't be the Russian
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Feb 8, 2018 21:26
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Zeris posted:Ok it was a good one: I request permission to issue a MOD CHALLENGE, with all the penalties associated with it.
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Feb 8, 2018 22:17
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Any way we can get a quick hits or best of spread on responses so we can laugh and regale in how we all have donkey brains?
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Feb 8, 2018 22:30
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maffew buildings posted:Any way we can get a quick hits or best of spread on responses so we can laugh and regale in how we all have donkey brains? Some of you had a really time giving straight answers 
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Feb 8, 2018 22:51
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My name's not there wtf yo
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Feb 8, 2018 23:11
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Slavic Crime Yacht posted:My name's not there wtf yo You didn't enter
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Feb 8, 2018 23:29
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Zeris posted:You didn't enter I emailed you twice dude... junk mail?
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Pasted here for your reading pleasure 1. Who is the best pre-Trump US President? B-Rock The Islamic Shock Superallah Hussein Obama 2. What is the worst political party in the history (or present) of the United States? The Confederacy 3. How many current members of congress (on 1/15/2018) are military veterans? All of them, they're all retarded 4. Is the United States Marine Corps its own branch of service, or a part of the Navy? A spy WOULD want to know that, wouldn't they? 5. How many editions of the dick art book have been published? 2 and if you don't own one suck my dick you fuckman 6. Who is the patron saint of GIP? General William Tecumseh Sherman, the burningest man in history 7. Which MRE makes you poo poo you pants? Never eaten one. 8. Who is the collectively most hated mod of GIP? Obvious answer is Grover, but I'm going with Hagetaka 9. What year did GIP become its own subforum? 2007 maybe? 10. Which regular GIP poster currently on active duty is the dumbest? Mustang 11. Does kneeling during the national anthem insult your service to this great country? I didn't serve, suck my dick 12. What's the highest rank (any nationality) of anyone who has posted in GIP? Probably FrozenVent since he's qualified as a 4 stripe. If merchant navy doesn't count, I'd think manmythlegend, I believe he was a Commander. 13. Which US-involved war was/is the coolest? Civil War, see my answer to patron saint. 14. What will ultimately cause the demise of the United States? A lack of Sherman 15. What is the best dog in GIP? Louis, gently caress you if you say otherwise Love from Two Finger
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Oh I didn't count yours because you didn't follow the rules
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