NBA February N/V: Your wife tastes like donuts

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IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

pubic works project posted:

https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/961684630645612544

Really? Coveted free agent?

I'm sure Atlanta or Chicago would love to have him

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EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

so much of this seems like low-level chair shuffling

what could the pelicans possibly see in Vaughn? I know Brooklyn picked him up because he had his best game ever vs. them
https://www.basketball-reference.co...r_by=game_score
https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201610290MIL.html

but he's not a good player and neither is Cunningham

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

So, any chance we got anything else interesting coming in after the deadline?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Trading for Payton is extremely Suns.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

morestuff: Aug 2, 2008; You can't stop what's coming

So Charlotte really gave up two second-rounders so Hernangomez could ride their bench instead, very weird

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The Glumslinger posted:

So, any chance we got anything else interesting coming in after the deadline?

Still think Tyreke gets moved

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

so were the Clippers asking too much for DJ? what even happened there

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:00

WhyteRyce: Dec 30, 2001

The two guys Kings fans wanted instead of SAUCE got dumped for second rounders...SAUCE still sucked though

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:01

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

The Glumslinger posted:

Smart decision

I think so, but only because I'm insanely high on Ntilikina to the point where I wish he was on a good team instead because the Knicks are going to wreck him

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:02

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Hmm I guess Tyreke isn't being moved. :iiam:

What is Memphis doing

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:03

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

It was gonna take Frank for Knicks to get Peyton, but the Sun's got him for a 2nd

:thunk:

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:03

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

euphronius posted:

Still think Tyreke gets moved

No way, all signs point to them doubling down with what they've got. They're nuts

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:03

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Cool Buff Man posted:

No way, all signs point to them doubling down with what they've got. They're nuts

Yeah what the hell

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:03

CRISPYBABY: Dec 15, 2007; by Reene

Crazy Ted posted:

But one would think that a passable NBA starting PG could fetch more than a second-round draft pick.

I mean, he's passable on a bad team, that's about it. He's still on a rookie deal so there's not a lot you can do with salary matching. First rounds are like gold these days, and I don't know what players would be viable for Orlando to actually get back from Pheonix.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:04

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

https://twitter.com/AlexKennedyNBA/status/961691684248662016

memphis got ainge'd

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:04

AggressivelyStupid: Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/961692147379523586

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:04

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

pubic works project posted:

https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/961684630645612544

Really? Coveted free agent?

desired-to-the-point-of-sin does seem like a stretch, but I'm still thinking Shabazz is a Lance Stephenson who has yet to to find his Pacers. This is based on nothing.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:05

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

EvanTH posted:

desired-to-the-point-of-sin does seem like a stretch, but I'm still thinking Shabazz is a Lance Stephenson who has yet to to find his Pacers. This is based on nothing.

Shabazz can be an efficient bench scorer & wing rebounder. That's basically it. The dude has averaged exactly one assist per 36 minutes over the course of his career.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:07

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

https://twitter.com/AlexKennedyNBA/status/961691684248662016

memphis got ainge'd

Hahah Danny kept them on the line long enough for the deadline to pass, hoping they might buy him out

euphronius posted:

Yeah what the hell

What a league!

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:07

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

I guess Memphis didn't want 2019 money coming back ?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:08

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

Everyone pretending like the buyouts are going to be some hot market when it's actually going to be Joe Johnson and Marco Bellinelli is pretty funny.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:08

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

im glad the cleveland lebron james of who i am a lifelong fan are now the nba champions

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:09

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Crazy Ted posted:

Shabazz can be an efficient bench scorer & wing rebounder. That's basically it. The dude has averaged exactly one assist per 36 minutes over the course of his career.

It's ridiculous, like, IDK why the rest of his team doesn't just get back on defense if he takes a pass, he's like a black hole with a left hookshot. Also when asked by reporters about how he can get more minutes he never mentions anything besides scoring. His defense is atrocious and he thinks the ONLY way to contribute on the floor is scoring. Ridiculous. Was excited when he decided to come back for the vet minimum, but he can totally leave now, I'm fine with that.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:09

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Crazy Ted posted:

God I love NBA Twitter

https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/961692591040299013

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:11

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Bush Did Outer Heaven posted:

Everyone pretending like the buyouts are going to be some hot market when it's actually going to be Joe Johnson and Marco Bellinelli is pretty funny.

I think Tyreke's production is flukey (he's already trending downwards bigtime in several areas, 3 pt shooting being the main thing) and I'm not bothered at all that the Celtics didn't give up something substantial to get him. Not that I would mind him being on the team or anything

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:13

Space Camp fuckup: Aug 2, 2003

Now the Suns have two guys on the roster whose hair gets in the way of their shooting motion

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:13

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I can't wait to tell my wife that the guy who looks like one of the Snorks got traded today.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:14

Nifft: Oct 5, 2001; I'm absolutely spiffng!

LeBron James
Kevin Love
Tristan Thompson
Larry Nance Jr.
JR Smith
George Hill
Rodney Hood
Cedi Osman
Kyle Korver
Jeff Green
Jordan Clarkson
Jose Calderon
Ante Zizic

Nifft fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Feb 8, 2018

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:14

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/sreekyshooter/status/961692591040299013

Someone should photoshop that ball into Lakers colors or jersey but not me I don't do that sort of thing

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:15

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Looks like LeBron's stickin around the land, eh folks?? :buddy:

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:15

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 1967

I wish they could have moved Devin Booker to a team worth watching.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:15

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Now the Suns have two guys on the roster whose hair gets in the way of their shooting motion

using this as an excuse to repost this

https://streamable.com/o7xt2

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:16

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

scuz posted:

Looks like LeBron's stickin around the land, eh folks??

Nope.

This is about the future.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:17

Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

IcePhoenix posted:

using this as an excuse to repost this

https://streamable.com/o7xt2

am i old for thinking it just looks incredibly stupid anyway

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:17

G-Hawk: Dec 15, 2003

Ghost Dog posted:

am i old for thinking it just looks incredibly stupid anyway

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:18

scuz: Aug 29, 2003; You can't be angry ALL the time!; Fun Shoe

Dexo posted:

Nope.

This is about the future.

Yeah, I meant it in a half-joking kinda way. I think it'd be cool if he stayed but there's such a small chance of that happening, but the Cavs had a pretty good day.

Ghost Dog posted:

am i old for thinking it just looks incredibly stupid anyway

newp

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:19

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; #1 Pelican Fan

EvanTH posted:

so much of this seems like low-level chair shuffling

what could the pelicans possibly see in Vaughn? I know Brooklyn picked him up because he had his best game ever vs. them
https://www.basketball-reference.co...r_by=game_score
https://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201610290MIL.html

but he's not a good player and neither is Cunningham

It gives the Pels more $ to spend on the buyout market.

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:20

Cool Buff Man: Jul 30, 2006; bitch

Biggest L: Grizzlies or Kings?

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NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

gently caress YOU CHRIS WALLACE

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El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

Interested to see who Masai has in mind for the buyout deal, maybe Evans or Ilyasova?

# ? Feb 8, 2018 21:20

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