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Inescapable Duck posted:IIRC, wild horses evolved natively in places like the Mongolian plains, which are nature's sensory deprivation chamber. Looks like someone just outed themselves as a filthy horse person 
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They're called Centaurs you racist bastard.
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Hispanic! At The Disco posted:They're called Centaurs you racist bastard. Centaur-Americans 
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Feb 6, 2018 16:25
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Ahem, that's equine-american. Centaur is a loaded word.
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Feb 6, 2018 23:33
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So half-horse/half people from Greece (their native country mind you) are also called “Equine-Americans”? Who’s the speciest now?
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Feb 6, 2018 23:59
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:horses are dumb loving animals and it kind of astounds me that they haven't gone extinct My dude, let me introduce you to an animal known as the Koala.
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Choco1980 posted:My dude, let me introduce you to an animal known as the Koala. Koala's are always high as gently caress and loaded with STDs. Nothing short of a dinosaur extinction level event will kill those filthy bastards.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Koala's are always high as gently caress and loaded with STDs. Nothing short of a dinosaur extinction level event will kill those filthy bastards. Not quite, they're actually digesting what little nutrients they can get from eucalyptus leaves. It's more of a food coma  . They didn't really have predators until British settlers rocked up with cats and dogs in tow, so they had no need to care about anything past eating lunch.
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Feb 7, 2018 02:29
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So they're basically tree humans?
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They've somehow managed to survive on a diet of poison out of sheer belligerence, how smart can they be?
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Koalas basically occupy a similar biological niche as sloths, but even more specialised, and have really complicated stomachs to digest poisonous leaves. Also those trees are super goddamn flammable.
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Lizard Combatant posted:They've somehow managed to survive on a diet of poison out of sheer belligerence, how smart can they be? at some point some kind of little protomarsupial tried to go eat some delicious fruit and was bullied and, filled with the greatest possible case of sour grapes, decided it was going to instead only eat the poison-filled leaves of a tree that explodes sometimes millions of years later their distant offspring now comfortably fills the ecological niche of being total fuckheads
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Feb 7, 2018 10:02
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Choco1980 posted:My dude, let me introduce you to an animal known as the Koala.
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Collateral Damage posted:See also Pandas, an animal that has managed to do away with their sex drive and making them probably the first large animal to evolve into extinction. Only the first one we know about. Pretty sure we have a lot of potential fossil cases of species that overspecialised and possibly inbred to the point of extinction.
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Collateral Damage posted:See also Pandas, an animal that has managed to do away with their sex drive and making them probably the first large animal to evolve into extinction. pandas have shown one of the major downsides to sexual reproduction which is that it's actually possible to be too dumb to gently caress they're either going to go extinct or start reproducing via budding
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cock hero flux posted:pandas have shown one of the major downsides to sexual reproduction which is that it's actually possible to be too dumb to gently caress They just don't like to do it in captivity where people can see And besides which how would you like to be a large virile animal in China?
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cock hero flux posted:pandas have shown one of the major downsides to sexual reproduction which is that it's actually possible to be too dumb to gently caress
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cock hero flux posted:at some point some kind of little protomarsupial tried to go eat some delicious fruit and was bullied and, filled with the greatest possible case of sour grapes, decided it was going to instead only eat the poison-filled leaves of a tree that explodes sometimes Also they love fighting in the middle of traffic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTKW8NKAt4 .... which really annoys Sharon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUIcROdc3VI
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Pandas breed just fine in the wild. They're just not into it in captivity. Many animals aren't. I used to be really into fish keeping and was reading that some species need special lighting that's the exact same spectrum and brightness of a certain full moon with a ripple machine making just the right size of ripples because those are the environmental conditions that trigger their seasonal spawning cycle.
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Oooooh, like me and two bourbons. Guess that makes sense. Let's start giving pandas bourbon and mood lighting.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Koala's are always high as gently caress and loaded with STDs. Nothing short of a dinosaur extinction level event will kill those filthy bastards. Reported for mod sass.
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cock hero flux posted:pandas have shown one of the major downsides to sexual reproduction which is that it's actually possible to be too dumb to gently caress The giant panda is a carnivore that decided meat was just too much hassle and started eating bamboo instead. Bamboo is...not exactly the best of foods. So not only did they, for some inexplicable reason, decide to eat the worst thing they could find they do it with a carnivorous digestive tract. They're a carnivore. 99% of their diet is basically wood. What I'm saying is that pandas are bafflingly stupid and make no drat sense.
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If I wanted to have a bit of romance the last thing I'd want is to be confronted by a panda, even if I was a panda too
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jLxhp1ERpw
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Sagebrush posted:i decided to support these stupid dead forums a little more This is absolutely perfect.
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 Ground-flooring this one. Someone in the OSHA thread just bought this for some reason. It's a fire diamond used to identify dangerous compounds: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFPA_704 Normally all three numbers go up to 4, that's the most dangerous level possible. Someone joked about making it go up to 5 somehow, and then someone combined it with  .Actual usages? No clue. Edit: ^^^ dammit it took me several minutes to remember that was called : five :
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Feb 8, 2018 21:20
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Possibly useful for responding to good chemistry jokes
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WeAreTheRomans posted:Possibly useful for responding to good chemistry jokes Maybe, but all the good ones argon.
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Carbon dioxide posted:Maybe, but all the good ones argon.
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Carbon dioxide posted:Maybe, but all the good ones argon.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:The giant panda is a carnivore that decided meat was just too much hassle and started eating bamboo instead. Exactly how sure are we that pandas only eat bamboo in the wild, and that they aren't just gradually starving in zoos thanks to a dumb self-perpetuating myth?
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I'm sure there are some we could have if goons didn't avoid interaction. I'm glad that my work in combining and the NFPA diamond resulted in a good solution. 
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Zamujasa posted:I'm glad that my work in combining (tit)rated a 5
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The last two pages of this thread have been weird but I loved a bunch of the posts regarding pandas, goons and centaurs.
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Guillermus posted:The last two pages of this thread have been weird but I loved a bunch of the posts regarding pandas, goons and centaurs. What are three things that never get laid. 
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Solice Kirsk posted:What are three things that never get laid.
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Solice Kirsk posted:What are three things that never get laid.
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Solice Kirsk posted:What are three things that never get laid. 
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