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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



Sure, sounds like a good time.

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catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?

Those are some grim loving headlines in the "More Homestead - South Dade" section.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

catlord posted:

Those are some grim loving headlines in the "More Homestead - South Dade" section.

Jesus.



This is some Dark Clickhole bullshit, I can't believe it.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

That’s ova the top.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Samuringa posted:

Jesus.



This is some Dark Clickhole bullshit, I can't believe it.

This woman needs to be stopped.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

SpacePig posted:

This woman needs to be stopped.

Three of those five do appear to be about the same woman/incident, which is pretty fuckin' grim

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




Looks like the yolk's on them!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samovar posted:

Looks like the yolk's on them!

dont egg them onn ~

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"This mom emailed the school principal. He responded with a poop emoji."

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hella misleading, they had a escalating back&forth like 5 mails before the poop emoji was introduced

lesson for future school admins: poop emoji goes in the first reply

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-43003740

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



SpacePig posted:

This woman needs to be stopped.

Give her another chance

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jjmacnab/status/962440902135365632

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race

The possibility of a dog running for office is also mentioned.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

The MSJ posted:

Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2018/02/09/584678163/kansas-scrambles-to-change-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race

The possibility of a dog running for office is also mentioned.

"So into the race jumped Jack Bergeson. Calling himself an anti-establishment candidate, 17-year-old Bergeson is pursuing the Democratic nomination, advocating for a $12 minimum wage, legalization of medical marijuana, and high-speed rail for major cities in the region."

Atta boy.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Seems like a pretty legit platform tbh. I'd vote for him.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I just realised that guy with the match literally told Skelley to "kill urself".

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

The MSJ posted:

I just realised that guy with the match literally told Skelley to "kill urself".

Plus ça change...

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Television commentator was the MVP that day. And it's hard to out-MVP MLK.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Samuringa posted:

Jesus.



This is some Dark Clickhole bullshit, I can't believe it.

huh I guess satanic cults infesting towns actually happens, in florida

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Florida teen shooting at animals in trash accidentally kills himself

https://www.kivitv.com/news/national/florida-teen-shooting-at-animals-in-trash-accidentally-kills-himself

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
That's a bummer. At 15 it doesn't matter how dumb you are. The world failed you.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


A clear case of self-defense by an armed raccoon.

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Byzantine posted:

"So into the race jumped Jack Bergeson. Calling himself an anti-establishment candidate, 17-year-old Bergeson is pursuing the Democratic nomination, advocating for a $12 minimum wage, legalization of medical marijuana, and high-speed rail for major cities in the region."

Atta boy.

...So your joke candidate runs on the same platform, which is completely comparable and sensible strategy in many European regions?

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

A clear case of self-defense by an armed raccoon.

This never would have happened if he had had a gun

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Der Kyhe posted:

...So your joke candidate runs on the same platform, which is completely comparable and sensible strategy in many European regions?

Who said he's a joke? I don't feel there's anything mockworthy about a well-intentioned young man pursuing a worthy if futile goal.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I'm gonna put the over/under of broke down cars this family owns at 2, Any takers?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Barry Bluejeans posted:

Who said he's a joke? I don't feel there's anything mockworthy about a well-intentioned young man pursuing a worthy if futile goal.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

The MSJ posted:

Kansas Scrambles To Change Rules After 6 Teens Enter Governor's Race
You still can't challenge the position of governor through a ski race, can you?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Collateral Damage posted:

You still can't challenge the position of governor through a ski race, can you?

Only if he or she is trying to shut down the youth center.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Why?

how?







Someone is being trolled here. Is it me?

mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


But I've never been to P.F.Chang, how can I participate in the show of unity?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

But I've never been to P.F.Chang, how can I participate in the show of unity?

Check your grocer's freezer, friend.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

IDGI???

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Upside down laptop, not a thin desktop.

zzuupp
Jan 2, 2012

The laptop is backwards. He is staring at the keyboard and typing on the screen.

e;f;b

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


In true Chicago fashion someone stole one of the rings as well.

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GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

I love you
You love me
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Long time

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