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Ometeotl
Feb 13, 2012



It's MISSEL! Or SISSLE!
I confused myself...



TOOT BOOT posted:

Went through exactly the same poo poo, even some of my teachers used me for cheap laughs. Nothing I ever did to try to fit in even came close to making me accepted. The difference is the second I graduated high school I realized I was never going to see 99% of those people ever again and no one was going to bully me ever again, and I started getting over it from that point onward.

This is the mental health equivalent of "Just pull yourself up by the boot straps"

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The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!
my pro strategy for getting over being bullied was to never get bullied

unfortunately missing six years of middle and high school had unexpected consequences. music and acting programs were p. chill though

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I was bullied a bit in middle school by the 'gangstas' but when I started selling them pot and shrooms in highschool that stopped

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

FirstAidKite posted:

I don't own things. Anything I have belongs to KCB because it is her money, and anything I do have is, well, not much.

I have some card games that are mine that might fetch 30 dollars at most, but I like those and want to keep them.

My steam account as well, that's probably worth a couple money, but I'd rather not get rid of my steam account since KCB shares stuff from it.

Well you can't work, you don't have poo poo to sell or don't want to sell it because of this KCB person. So either you get a payday loan...which you can't cause you have no payday... or you ask this KCB person to lend you some money. Failing that you won't have 109 dollars for whatever thing you need them for.

Or you could sell your body. Not legal but semi-profitable.

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

Hopper posted:

Or you could sell your body. Not legal but semi-profitable.

what the hell

The Colonel fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Feb 11, 2018

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
More like PoopyUnknown's BattlePoop

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Ahhh Subnautica is so good. First time I skip sleep for a game in like ten years

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I’m not up on my Thread Arcana, what does KCB stand for?

Zaggitz
Jun 18, 2009

My urges are becoming...

UNCONTROLLABLE

haveblue posted:

I’m not up on my Thread Arcana, what does KCB stand for?

It's kite's girlfriend who is also a goon.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

haveblue posted:

I’m not up on my Thread Arcana, what does KCB stand for?
It's actually a typo and Kite meant KGB. He's a time travelling Russian agent sent here to subvert the Something Awful Forums posting experience.

He's winning, too. It's the only way to explain all of the Communism on these forums.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Jay Rust posted:

Ahhh Subnautica is so good. First time I skip sleep for a game in like ten years

Isn't it made by nazis or something

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

Help Im Alive posted:

Isn't it made by nazis or something

Only the sounds.

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Middle school. Middle school never changes

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

chumbler posted:

Only the sounds.

And that person apparently got fired if them whining on Twitter is any indication

Looper
Mar 1, 2012
Also FAK have you ever taken a look at Amazon Mechanical Turk? I've never used it for anything so idk but maybe?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I’ve not noticed any Nazi propaganda in my dumb game about driving a submarine into caves, no

The Colonel
Jun 8, 2013


I commute by bike!

glam rock hamhock posted:

And that person apparently got fired if them whining on Twitter is any indication

they got fired, yeah

otherwise the lead dev on subnautica did a tweet that was kind of weird but he hasn't literally posted about his hatred for immigrants

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Jay Rust posted:

I’ve not noticed any Nazi propaganda in my dumb game about driving a submarine into caves, no
U-Haul, U-Boat, makes you think.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

The Colonel posted:

what the hell

Well tbh honest, everything we suggested he had a counter for. Legal ways are now off the table as he has about 2 days and change left and I don't think we should encourage him to rob anyone.

That said, if you have any possesions you can pawn them.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
i was bullied by a few kids in school but i also did some of my own bullying

swings and roundabouts i suppose

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Looper posted:

Also FAK have you ever taken a look at Amazon Mechanical Turk? I've never used it for anything so idk but maybe?

As a poor college student there was no lack of weirdos willing to pay for like writing 200 word reviews about products you've never heard of. And I don't mean critiques, I mean stuff like "The GreenSnake(tm) is a 200 foot long garden hose with kink resistant technology. It comes in three colors." Basically what weirdos who demand "unbiased" reviews want from video games.

It made me feel really sad about the dad in Gone Home because he was doing this poo poo for a living in 1995 and just 10 years later it will be college kids and house moms doing it for a penny a word.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
In a few days one of you will be on the way back home and see a man holding a sign with "Will explain the lore of the Delicious Emily series for $$$" written on it

hostess with the Moltres
May 15, 2013
Khajiit, dark elf, and argonian

Which make the best npcs and which are most enjoyable to play as aesthetically in elder scrolls games in your opinion

You can pick a different race, it doesn’t matter. Those are just the 3 most interesting ones imo

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Argonians are easily the best race.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Elves are for normies khajiit are for furries

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I'm sorry if I worried anybody!! I was mainly joking because I didn't think raising 109 bucks legally in the next 4 days without selling my body would be possible and I wanted to try and swing it into talking about this neat-looking board game I saw and I thought it'd be funny to be like "hey I'm selling mspaint furry commissions to back a kickstarter board game" but it was funnier in my head than in reality. I'm sorry.


Please don't get mad at hopper, I know he was just joking because, like he said, I'm unemployable and lack income

Sorry if anyone got the idea that this was for an emergency or anything. It's nothing like that, it's literally just for a silly board game that I thought looked neat, it's nothing in any way, shape, or form that could ever be categorized as "major" so I'm sorry if I worried anybody. It's my fault.

haveblue posted:

I’m not up on my Thread Arcana, what does KCB stand for?

Sorry. That's Kinky Cookie Bunny. She's my fiancee and one of my friends bought her an account on SA for some reason several years back. She doesn't really use it much other than driveby shitposting though I think?

al-azad
May 28, 2009



That board game is Antiquity, isn't it?

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
I've only really played Oblivion, but orc bois 4 life.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

hostess with the Moltres posted:

Khajiit, dark elf, and argonian

Which make the best npcs and which are most enjoyable to play as aesthetically in elder scrolls games in your opinion

You can pick a different race, it doesn’t matter. Those are just the 3 most interesting ones imo

i always pick argonian but when it comes down to character creation their heads all look too newty and not dragony enough

Kinky Cookie Bunny
Apr 1, 2011

haveblue posted:

I’m not up on my Thread Arcana, what does KCB stand for?

It's me!!

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I was thinking it was a fight club situation to be honest

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009

al-azad posted:

That board game is Antiquity, isn't it?

NOPE

It's some game called dead men tell no tales that looks neat but a couple of people have said it is mostly forgettable and is one of those cooperative board games where it is too tough on the player by relying on luck a lot, so those thoughts have made me reconsider it entirely (though it still looks neat enough to try out a mod someone made for it on tabletop simulator). The kickstarter is for an expansion as well as some neat-lookin pirate miniatures.

I didn't wanna ask KCB yet again because she already wanted me to get the rogue dice stuff I'm sure I posted about in this thread because she knows I like dice and that it'd make me happy and she also already said I can preorder that Dice Wars game I also think I posted about in here once she gets her next paycheck in and I just feel like a parasite, a leech, a tick, a flea, and I don't like wanting things (especially things that cost more than like $2.50) because then I put myself in a situation where if I get it, I feel like a poo poo, and if people offer to get it for me, I feel like a poo poo, and I usually can't get it myself with my own cash so I just feel like a poo poo because I don't like wanting things when I know I can't possibly afford them and it just leads to situations like people offering to foot the bill for my own amusement and then I feel like I'm guilt tripping and manipulating people into doing poo poo for me and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

nothing more entertaining than people working out their marital issues via a video game forum

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
I wasn't aware that this was a marital issue

Sorry, am I annoying you? I'm not trying to, if it's a problem then I'll just drop the subject entirely. Not trying to cause a stir.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

i mean this:

FirstAidKite posted:

I didn't wanna ask KCB yet again because she already wanted me to get the rogue dice stuff I'm sure I posted about in this thread because she knows I like dice and that it'd make me happy and she also already said I can preorder that Dice Wars game I also think I posted about in here once she gets her next paycheck in and I just feel like a parasite, a leech, a tick, a flea, and I don't like wanting things (especially things that cost more than like $2.50) because then I put myself in a situation where if I get it, I feel like a poo poo, and if people offer to get it for me, I feel like a poo poo, and I usually can't get it myself with my own cash so I just feel like a poo poo because I don't like wanting things when I know I can't possibly afford them and it just leads to situations like people offering to foot the bill for my own amusement and then I feel like I'm guilt tripping and manipulating people into doing poo poo for me and bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh

is a marital issue, even if y'all aren't married.

but like, this is a chat thread so go nuts i am not the topic arbiter it's just really funny

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
It's not really a marital thing, it's a kite thing.


This is who I am, this is how I was made, this is how I'm probably always gonna be.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

FirstAidKite posted:

It's not really a marital thing, it's a kite thing.


This is who I am, this is how I was made, this is how I'm probably always gonna be.

:therapy:

Ceyton
Oct 9, 2004

YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!
YOU'RE DEAD ARMITAGE!

Nothing personal Kite, but all sexhavers must eat poo poo.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I learned that in order to love others, first you have to learn to love yourself.

That's the lesson taught by Bayonetta, coming to the Nintendo Switch on February 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6E13xODyA

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Cowcaster
Aug 7, 2002



i drank too much and stayed up to 3 just cooping in the undead settlement of dark souls so i spent the entire day watching the first season of dirk gently’s holistic detective agency now i ate some delicious chili and am getting a big cheeseburger then i accidentally posted this in the elite dangerous thread how’s everyone’s sunday going

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