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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
When the hell did bo dallas turn into my uncle who lived a full life on the settlement he got from slipping on ice in front of a pizza hut in the 80s

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
miz, cross the line

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me
Apollo is winning. Finn and Seth will go for the tag titles. Bray and Matt will be on the preshow

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

John, you literally just did a promo saying you were confident of winning the Elimination Chamber and going to Wrestlemania.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
The Miz is the best heel and I hope he has a really rad singles feud for the IC title going into Mania

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
and now his pants are ripped too, this is eerie

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, Miz ain't no dummy.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I really wish Bo and Curt weren't treated like total jobbers :(

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
the miz having lackeys is always always good.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
also this is a good opening segment

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

John, you literally just did a promo saying you were confident of winning the Elimination Chamber and going to Wrestlemania.

john's feelings change more than writers get woken up by vince screaming at them

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So why is Cena on his rear end and why is Miz yelling for a ref?

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


fart blood posted:

Curtis Axel looks like one of those alt right guys that does Skype interviews with Mike Cernovich

He looks like Ben Roethlisberger

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Kirk Angel forgetting lines is hilarious as always

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

What the hell are you saying Kurt?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kurt, why aren't you at home keeping an eye on your failure of a son?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

BO CURTIS HAS BEEN FORCED OUT OF THE RING

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Cena doing some Giant selling while all that other stuff happened

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
Why is Kurt Angle continuously flubbing lines?

Is he on the sauce again?

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
why is angle, a face GM, giving miz, a heel, the chance to pin john cena without an actual match

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dango Bango posted:

I really wish Bo and Curt weren't treated like total jobbers :(

Could be worse. Most jobbers spend 13 months per year not on TV and then get fired.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Lemonation Chamber

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


fart blood posted:

Why is Kurt Angle continuously flubbing lines?

Is he on the sauce again?

His brain doesn't really work well anymore

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
lol Cena is still flat on his rear end, what the hell happened.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fart blood posted:

Why is Kurt Angle continuously flubbing lines?

Is he on the sauce again?

no he just has brain damage after years of abusing his body in a wrestling ring and with drugs/alcohol

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Professor Funk posted:

no he just has brain damage after years of abusing his body in a wrestling ring and with drugs/alcohol

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Flash Poll: Who is Better?

Bo Dallas

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Professor Funk posted:

no he just has brain damage after years of abusing his body in a wrestling ring and with drugs/alcohol

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Push El Burrito posted:

Flash Poll: Who is Better?

Bo Dallas

My favorite Miztourage member is that fine fellow named Push El Burrito.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Is that milk or cocaine water? You be the judge!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Push El Burrito posted:

Flash Poll: Who is Better?

Bo Dallas

yes it is bo

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

john's feelings change more than writers get woken up by vince screaming at them

Did you name your puppy Writer Cath yet?

bartok
May 10, 2006



Supreme Allah posted:

When the hell did bo dallas turn into my uncle who lived a full life on the settlement he got from slipping on ice in front of a pizza hut in the 80s

pee pee money is not an employment history

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Writer Cath posted:

Did you name your puppy Writer Cath yet?

nope but it is two names!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

fart blood posted:

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

congrats!!! :unsmith:

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

DarkstarIV posted:

My favorite Miztourage member is that fine fellow named Push El Burrito.

Push El Borito

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fart blood posted:

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

Well done :)

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

fart blood posted:

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

:hfive: Way to go!

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

bartok posted:

pee pee money is not an employment history

he was a great man, my uncle. Never did poo poo.

loved watching wrestling.

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

fart blood posted:

Hey that reminds me I'm six months sober today.

:hfive: Good for you man, keep on truckin'!

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