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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Jerusalem posted:

The Miz lost a match to John Cena and must now enter the Elimination Chamber first.

it was a pretty good match though

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
In a community ravaged by diabetes, drink Coke.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
Coca-Cola invented civil rights

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Did... did I just see a coca cola commercial trying to tie themselves to the civil rights movement....?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Jerusalem posted:

Did... did I just see a coca cola commercial trying to tie themselves to the civil rights movement....?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlbY1tGARUA

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Hey when the hell is SVU gonna bring Stabler back to beat everybody up.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



kurt angle just announced the mixed emotion challenge

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
meanwhile, Ray Charles turned the Diet Pepsi dogs loose on those protesters

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
angle sucks at talking

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jerusalem posted:

All joking aside, the Revival were loving amazing in NXT :sigh:

It's almost as if NXT is well booked and the main show isn't.

:::tells a wrestler that:::

:::wrestler replies "OH YEAH WELL I BOUGHT A HOUSE SO gently caress YOU" because they have zero sense of long-term goals:::

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Abroham Lincoln posted:

kurt angle just announced the mixed emotion challenge

I loved Inside Out!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This crowd is a bunch of dicks :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

....did I also just see a quirky, cutesy ad playing up the will-they/won't-they relationship of the two detectives who INVESTIGATE SEXUAL ABUSE CRIMES!?!

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
why are they cheering for that jfc

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

VJeff posted:

Hey when the hell is SVU gonna bring Stabler back to beat everybody up.

They got rid of cool prosecutor Rafael Barba last week.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
nobody likes Jason Jordan and they created this situation and its very funny that the crowd is cheering a legitimate injury

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i'm the cheers and yes chants

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

It's almost as if NXT is well booked and the main show isn't.

:::tells a wrestler that:::

:::wrestler replies "OH YEAH WELL I BOUGHT A HOUSE SO gently caress YOU" because they have zero sense of long-term goals:::

Better matches for way less money isn’t really a long term goal either.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Also, it should be noted, MLK literally denounces car commercials in the speech playing on that car commercial.

Edit:

quote:

"Now the presence of this instinct explains why we are so often taken by advertisers. You know, those gentlemen of massive verbal persuasion. And they have a way of saying things to you that kind of gets you into buying. In order to be a man of distinction, you must drink this whiskey. In order to make your neighbors envious, you must drive this type of car. (Make it plain) In order to be lovely to love you must wear this kind of lipstick or this kind of perfume. And you know, before you know it, you're just buying that stuff. (Yes) That's the way the advertisers do it."

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

....did I also just see a quirky, cutesy ad playing up the will-they/won't-they relationship of the two detectives who INVESTIGATE SEXUAL ABUSE CRIMES!?!

We run a hip, modern workplace here, j-ru

we deal with rape and murder and the dregs of humanity, but we also have Hawaiian shirt fridays and we take workplace dating in stride

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It's a shoot.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


this is goofy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hell yeah Kurt, call them out!

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Get better wishes on his retard?" :thunk:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wish him get better wishes

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
is seth gonna be a face who's glad a guy is injured

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

I want to see everyone in this thread wish him get better wishes

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Baron Corbin posted:

nobody likes Jason Jordan and they created this situation and its very funny that the crowd is cheering a legitimate injury

Funny thing was, if they hadn't broke up Jordan/Gable with this dumbshit "Angle's son" story, it could've worked out way way better

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Aphrodite posted:

Better matches for way less money isn’t really a long term goal either.

I know that but a main product that gets consistently worse leads to diminishing returns and less money when the product eventually alienates everyone.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Wishing you get better wishes on your petard

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I wish for a million better wishes.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
At least he doesn't have those Guy Fieri tights.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this thread has been visited by the SPOOKY GHOST OF JASON JORDAN

you MUST say "i wish you get better wishes, Jason Jordan" or your neck will be NEXT!

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

DarkstarIV posted:

They got rid of cool prosecutor Rafael Barba last week.

Dude what he was one of the only cool parts of the show post-Stabler. :(

Does Cutter ever show up anymore?

Jerusalem posted:

....did I also just see a quirky, cutesy ad playing up the will-they/won't-they relationship of the two detectives who INVESTIGATE SEXUAL ABUSE CRIMES!?!

Made even weirder by the fact that I'm pretty sure they never actually came even close to being in a relationship 'cause one of 'em was married for 90% of his run.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

I know that but a main product that gets consistently worse leads to diminishing returns and less money when the product eventually alienates everyone.

I don’t know, people are paying money to see Cody Rhodes now so I think being stuck in bad WWE matches just raises your indie cred.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i hope jason jordon gets well, eventually

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Aphrodite posted:

I don’t know, people are paying money to see Cody Rhodes now so I think being stuck in bad WWE matches just raises your indie cred.

are you sure they're paying to see him?

Or are they paying to see....

....smoke and mirrors?

Whoa-oah

only smoke and mirrors?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
"Kurt, nobody else wants to see more of me feuding with the Bar!"

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Yes, put Seth back in the main event picture

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
seth rollins sucks

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