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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
bruh

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lmao I love Braun

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
BRAUN loving RULES!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HOLY poo poo!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
cole with a the band reference. i'll learn to accept it.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Braun needs to be careful. He took the first step towards wearing a diaper on New Year's tonight.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



"I can't even speak I'm smiling so big"

same corey, same

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

pressedbunny posted:

Dude can carry a tune and has a nice tone.

Why hasn't WWE ever started a music label? Seems the sort of thing they'd do.

Since the music industry is lousy with horrific exploitation, the McMahons would be a natural fit

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

I think I like braun now

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Jerusalem posted:

What a great end to the show. Seeya next week everybody!

thunder is tomorrow

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
that was completely surreal

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

when the bass drops so hard you die

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
5 stars

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Dango Bango posted:

I'm still flabbergasted they had Braun Strowman do a singing segment.

And he was good!

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I hope that bass was gimmicked. Don't need another Jake Roberts :(

YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




if u aint yelling braun right now

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

That was unironically fantastic and I am 100% behind letting Braun have a god drat personality

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Hey I wonder what SDL is gonna do to top this (Shane comes out, "what's up ____________?", mild antagonistic banter between him and Bryan, AJ tells them they both suck, AJ tells Zayn/Owens they both suck, tag team match scheduled, I look up and we're in the second hour already)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kurt: Ladies and Gentlemen, Elias can no longer compete in the Elimination Chamber. So I have no choice. Finn...
Balor: Yes?
Kurt: Do you have Kenny Omega's phone number?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
braun is a seriously good singer, most people can't sing for poo poo and he sounded nice and i felt like i was hallucinating

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That was some Chikara-rear end poo poo and I loved every second of it but I get the feeling we just took one big step towards Braun Strowman: Dancing.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
that girl wants to... be face hosed by me??

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Finn: Bray wants to eat me?

Don't act like this is the first time somebody has offered, Finn

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

VJeff posted:

That was some Chikara-rear end poo poo and I loved every second of it but I get the feeling we just took one big step towards Braun Strowman: Dancing.

If he dances and then immediately cello-murders a man like he just did, he can do the fuckin macarena imo

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
the chicken man was a mobster who got blew the gently caress up by an ied planted by other mobsters for doing a thing without permission i think cole is under the impression that he was hit with a bass instead

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

VJeff posted:

That was some Chikara-rear end poo poo and I loved every second of it but I get the feeling we just took one big step towards Braun Strowman: Dancing.

:getin:

I bet he's just as good at that too

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Why in sweet blue daisy gently caress is Sheamus wrestling a singles match?

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

VJeff posted:

Why in sweet blue daisy gently caress is Sheamus wrestling a singles match?

League of Nations return eminent

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
I think Braun should have gotten more consideration for most improved the past year or so, he went from pretty crappy big man wrestling to filling the Big Show's impossibly big shoes by bringing it in the ring and now he's showing actual personality too. I tell ya that kid's going places!

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Shima Honnou posted:

the chicken man was a mobster who got blew the gently caress up by an ied planted by other mobsters for doing a thing without permission i think cole is under the impression that he was hit with a bass instead

Im guessing Cole just naturally associates string instruments with mobsters and tommy guns.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

VJeff posted:

Why in sweet blue daisy gently caress is Sheamus wrestling a singles match?

this is only the first match... of seven...

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
How come none of the old flash tubs work anymore :mad:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

STAC Goat posted:

Im guessing Cole just naturally associates string instruments with mobsters and tommy guns.

Pretty sure it's because of the Springsteen song, since Cole has compared Elias to him a few times.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Roman Reigns is getting fed the tag champs to get him strong for EC? Guess this is a good time for a break.

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
big dog

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I assume Jason Jordan will rappel down from the rafters and drop a banana peel that Roman will slip on and it'll cost him the match.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Aphrodite posted:

Pretty sure it's because of the Springsteen song, since Cole has compared Elias to him a few times.

i want to hear cole make springsteen sounds not just quote lyrics

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Writer Cath posted:

I assume Jason Jordan will rappel down from the rafters and drop a banana peel that Roman will slip on and it'll cost him the match.

Hell I'd cheer for Sting Jordan.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Uh, when exactly did Sheamus main event Mania?

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Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



come on sheamie

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