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Who will be the final entrant in the Elimination Chamber?
This poll is closed.
Finn Balor 2 6.67%
Matt Hardy 2 6.67%
Apolol sorry couldn't finish that one. 7 23.33%
Bray Wy....hahaha, oh God. 2 6.67%
THE BIG DOG! .....again! 17 56.67%
Total: 30 votes
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fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I just wanna watch the best of the weekend web and i can't because the darn old flash tubs don't load.

Lowtax has abandoned us :(

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/MrBrandonStroud/status/963251930012172288

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
sheamus and cesaro, the long boys

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009


everybody really enjoys the bar as a tag team though

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It sounds like they finally have the 50/50 fan response they want on Roman.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Hey Jerusalem, please forgo the champs in the OP this week (or the content of the OP in general) and just put a big picture of Braun with a bass instead.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

He's annoying but he's right.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Le Saboteur posted:

It sounds like they finally have the 50/50 fan response they want on Roman.

50% of the crowd against roman
50% of the crowd for sheamus
it just works

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

VJeff posted:

Uh, when exactly did Sheamus main event Mania?

Does wrestling HHH count as a main event now?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
hey roman, help me test my neck, i'm gonna slam it against the barricade

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

VJeff posted:

Uh, when exactly did Sheamus main event Mania?

- Midcard match with Triple H (!!!)
- Pre-show
- Starts off show by beating DBry in :18
- Starts off show by losing to Shield in a 6-man tag
- Andre
- Injured
- 6-man tag versus New Day to set up a comedy spot
- Tag ladder match

So, uh, never!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Does wrestling HHH count as a main event now?

considering hhh's attitude is probably something akin to "it's my main event when i'm in it" probably

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

VJeff posted:

Uh, when exactly did Sheamus main event Mania?

I'm assuming he gets credit on a technicality since I belive when he beat Bryan in :18 he had won the Royal Rumble for the title shot, and the winner of the RR goes on to "main event" Wrestlemania, even if a lot of the time they go after the smackdown title and end up far below the last match on the card.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Oh wait the fans don't really care about this match at all.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

D.N. Nation posted:

- Midcard match with Triple H (!!!)
- Pre-show
- Starts off show by beating DBry in :18
- Starts off show by losing to Shield in a 6-man tag
- Andre
- Injured
- 6-man tag versus New Day to set up a comedy spot
- Tag ladder match

So, uh, never!

lmao if they wanna try to pass off him curtain jerking as a main event because it was for the World Heavyweight Championship.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Does wrestling HHH count as a main event now?

WM Main Event #1: HHH match
WM Main Event #2: Undertaker Match
WM Main Event #3: World Title Match
WM Main Event #4: Other World Title Match
WM Main Event #5: Special Mainstream Star Match
WM Main Event#6: The Actual Main Event

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
has anyone here had a mohawk

what's it feel and look like when it's not straightened up

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sheamus has beaten Roman in a singles match twice, Coach....

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Shima Honnou posted:

has anyone here had a mohawk

what's it feel and look like when it's not straightened up

If it's long it looks like Aleister Blacks haircut when it's down.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


VJeff posted:

lmao if they wanna try to pass off him curtain jerking as a main event because it was for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Of course not

They wanna try to pass off him curtain jerking as a main event because it was against Bryan :smug: "we thought you dumb fans considered him a main eventer, so why aren't his opponents"

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Also, I wish the would pick a guy that doesn't get a mixed response and strap the Dbry at WM 30 rocket to him, do something crazy like have a face of the company that doesn't consistently get boos. They're letting people get wins, but not "Beat HHH then won a triple threat against big stars in the same night on the biggest stage of them all" wins, and I want them to go back to that well with someone like Rollins. I'd say Balor, AJ or Nakamura but it should really be a younger talent, and Roman would be perfect if not for everyone hating him.

I feel like today if you stay on top people will start to boo you eventually, but with Bryan it would have taken a LONG time if injuries hadn't taken him out and presumably it'd be several years for basically anyone but Roman at this point.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol roman barely has the power to do a pushup

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



DarkstarIV posted:

Hey Jerusalem, please forgo the champs in the OP this week (or the content of the OP in general) and just put a big picture of Braun with a bass instead.


NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!

Well there ya go, that's happening now.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

art

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet



Please actually do it Jerusalem

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Dangerous Person posted:

Please actually do it Jerusalem

if he wont then mod someone who will

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Shima Honnou posted:

lol roman barely has the power to do a pushup

Hell, I can't even do one. Does this mean Roman is the champ I deserve?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Sheamus was attempting a Hurricanrana! He definitely wasn't jumping on Roman's shoulders!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
lol sheamus finally found the way for roman to do a powerbomb without looking insanely weak

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


My champion

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


gently caress.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Shima Honnou posted:

has anyone here had a mohawk

what's it feel and look like when it's not straightened up

It's just hair that flows one way or another when not spiked. You can actually look totally normal when it's down depending on the length or style. In terms of wrestlers Christina Von Eerie wears hers up and down a bunch.

I never quite had a mohawk but I had the makings of one a couple of times. I never could get comfortable with the feel of the full hair on the shaved/buzzed scalp. Weirded me out.

STAC Goat fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Feb 13, 2018

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

has anyone here had a mohawk

what's it feel and look like when it's not straightened up

Like alt-right hair, just....coming from the middle.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

SatansOnion posted:

Hell, I can't even do one. Does this mean Roman is the champ I deserve?

yes

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I want to see a 12 hour match where Roman just kicks out of everything. That’s my dream.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011


Pictured: an appropriate response to most of USA's programming

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I was about to say with entrances etc Fatal Fiveway is gonna go maybe 5-7 minutes, then I remembered there will probably be a 10-15 minute overrun.

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i think im gonna set my text alert to cole saying superman punch so when my girlfriend is having one of her episodes itll be like im right there watching a roman match

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