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Boobs, Butt, or Balls
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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It's time to finally decide what's the best secondary sexual characteristic. Cast your vote now!

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Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
the answer is man taint. sorry ladies but your grundle just dont measure up

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
a close second is the soul patch

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker

Who What Now posted:

It's time to finally decide what's the best secondary sexual characteristic. Cast your vote now!

Are we talking female balls or male balls here ?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
It's boobs.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Does goku have a whole closet full of the same cloths? Or does someone fix his clothes after every fight?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Spinster posted:

It's boobs.

Grandma knows what's up


Mokbek posted:

Are we talking female balls or male balls here ?

We don't discriminate in this thread

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

it's tits

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
last thursday I saw a fat dude who had his pants a bit low and his shirt was tucked into them and his dick and balls were in his shirt so he had a very visible dick & balls bulge. I was only a little bit turned on so my vote goes to goku pants

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
titties!!!

MonkeyHate
Oct 11, 2002

Dance, monkey, dance!
Taco Defender
What about beards? Santa’s sexy beard.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I find boobs to be disgusting. I mean, what even are they? Does anyone know?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

MonkeyHate posted:

What about beards? Santa’s sexy beard.

I fail to see what a closeted gay man's female spouse has to do with anything

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Pawn 17 posted:

Does goku have a whole closet full of the same cloths? Or does someone fix his clothes after every fight?

Goku, while technically being very rich, has all his money withheld by chi chi. So he only has one outfit that he has to pay out of pocket to maintain.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Breasticles

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pawn 17 posted:

I find boobs to be disgusting. I mean, what even are they? Does anyone know?

I'll tell you what they are: awesome

sprotto
Jul 16, 2017

I love my hairy balls op

Ponies Ist Krieg
Dec 10, 2017

it's boobs and dick, hail slaanesh

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
whichever one stores the most urine

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Kuato posted:

Goku, while technically being very rich, has all his money withheld by chi chi. So he only has one outfit that he has to pay out of pocket to maintain.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

it's boobs and dick, hail slaanesh

Dick is a primary sexual characteristic you son of a bitch!!!

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
-Car

-Fedora

-Katana

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
God dammit if anything needed to be a checkbox it's this. Triple or bust.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Who What Now posted:

Dick is a primary sexual characteristic you son of a bitch!!!

arent balls also primary since they r for procreation ?? ??

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Xaintrailles posted:

God dammit if anything needed to be a checkbox it's this. Triple or bust.

Bust is the first option, idiot

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Smythe posted:

arent balls also primary since they r for procreation ?? ??

Balls are for storing pee not making babies, you fool.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

if someone had boobs where the butt should be, balls where the boobs should be, and the butt where the face should be so I could make out with their rear end in a top hat








































would.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

All three obviously.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
No thanks, I'm full.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
A healthy and pheromone-laden natural musk

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


If they’re big and saggy they’re good. This applies to all three.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
*rushes bisexually into the thread, erect and panting* “ITS ...ALL ...THREE...CHECKBOX...”

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

WatermelonGun posted:

*rushes bisexually into the thread, erect and panting* “ITS ...ALL ...THREE...CHECKBOX...”

Yes, but one is your favorite. It's like favorite children, everyone has one but they're all afraid to admit it.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kuato posted:

Goku, while technically being very rich, has all his money withheld by chi chi. So he only has one outfit that he has to pay out of pocket to maintain.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Neither Goku nor Chi-Chi are rich, Ox King is.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Ponies Ist Krieg posted:

it's boobs and dick, hail slaanesh

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
If you think about it, boobs are kind of like female balls

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
I like boobs and I want to have balls. Voted goku pants. Seems right.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I like boobs and I want to have balls. Voted goku pants. Seems right.

Lots of people would be glad to give you some balls :heysexy:

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Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Who What Now posted:

Lots of people would be glad to give you some balls :heysexy:

:pervert: Sweeeeet

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