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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Are deleted accounts. I am now intrigued by the mystery. Who were these shameful souls? Were they born shitposters, or become poo poo through years of practice?

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Vlonald Prump posted:

Were they born shitposters, or become poo poo through years of practice?

Yes

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
The Posting Gloryhole is broken AF. What on Lowtax's green earth is a Beecocked Thread? Also I'm lollin that there are apparently no forums superstars, anywhere.

Vlonald Prump fucked around with this message at 13:31 on Feb 14, 2018

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Conspiracy theory: those deleted most ignored accounts went on to establish some sort of fame or importance elsewhere and didn't want their post history to ever be exposed or attached to their real identity. If I had to guess, I'd say that the amount of users who put them on ignore suggests that they probably took their bad post writing professional. In which case, they are now likely paid opinion writers/havers.

Alternatively, they are posters that went on to commit crimes, and the admin don't want people to see that they had a user the community seemed to know was awful but chose to ignore rather than report to the appropriate authorities.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Vlonald Prump posted:

The Posting Gloryhole is broken AF. What on Lowtax's green earth is a Beecocked Thread? Also I'm lollin that there are apparently no forums superstars, anywhere.

Beecocking is sending to the hell circus in fyad

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
They were both my previous accounts

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord

Sid Vicious posted:

Beecocking is sending to the hell circus in fyad

the ways of the fyads are strange indeed

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Vlonald Prump posted:

the ways of the fyads are strange indeed

They're funny guys

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Hello? Is this thing on? Hello?

Dignity Van Houten
Jul 28, 2006

abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P


Vlonald Prump posted:

the ways of the fyads are strange indeed

One time I went to gooncamp and someone asked me "what's YOUR favorite forum, mine is fee-yad" and proceeded to take the biggest bong rip I'd ever witnessed in my life before he stood up and fell face first into his tent.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

935 posted:

One time I went to gooncamp

no one in this story looks worse than you

Adar
Jul 27, 2001

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

no one in this story looks worse than you

:gooncamp:

let's not say things we can't take back

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who are the deleted users ? Like how do you get your entire profile and posting history just deleted ? I thought the system couldn't do that

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


my guess is that they're dummy accounts that radium had to make in order to fix some other bug, because these forums are held together by virtual glue and duct tape

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

my guess is that they're dummy accounts that radium had to make in order to fix some other bug, because these forums are held together by virtual glue and duct tape

Glue and duct tape? I was thinking more like spit and scotch tape.

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I'm assuming some goons will run for office and have pleaded to the admins to destroy all evidence of their posts in vain

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Who are the top two most ignored active users?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

Al Borland Corp. posted:

Who are the top two most ignored active users?

Fishmech and supermechagodzilla

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


So people in this forum hate mechs

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Whatever happened to that guy who posted really thorough reviews of Star Trek blu rays with a lot of pics. They was good reviews

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

935 posted:

One time I went to gooncamp and someone asked me "what's YOUR favorite forum, mine is fee-yad" and proceeded to take the biggest bong rip I'd ever witnessed in my life before he stood up and fell face first into his tent.

Thats neat

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Pelosi de Bundi posted:

I'm assuming some goons will run for office and have pleaded to the admins to destroy all evidence of their posts in vain

Just go back and edit all of your posts with unique pornography, forcing them to scrub your account.

Its not that loving hard if you have a brain.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

935 posted:

One time I went to gooncamp and someone asked me "what's YOUR favorite forum, mine is fee-yad" and proceeded to take the biggest bong rip I'd ever witnessed in my life before he stood up and fell face first into his tent.

Lol. By the way, were you the guy who put his hand up his girlfriend's rear end by the fireside?

Don't worry, I won't judge you.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

when you make a post but nobody will ever read it, did you really post at all? what is the nature of post :thunk:

Arthur Bowlsworth
Dec 5, 2003

Wot wot, old boy. Might one have a toke?

Kuato posted:

Whatever happened to that guy who posted really thorough reviews of Star Trek blu rays with a lot of pics. They was good reviews

hosed a kid

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Vlonald Prump posted:

The Posting Gloryhole is broken AF. What on Lowtax's green earth is a Beecocked Thread? Also I'm lollin that there are apparently no forums superstars, anywhere.

It's what happened to the bad FYAD threads. They got this image instead http://i.somethingawful.com/images/!beecock.jpg :nws: :nms:

Now all of FYAD is bad so they gave up the beecocking.

Oops, someone might have got an eyefull.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
far fewer people added lowtax to their buddy lists, than people who have ignored forum poster someone who is banned

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:

Just go back and edit all of your posts with unique pornography, forcing them to scrub your account.

Its not that loving hard if you have a brain.

don't they just permaban you and edit out the posts? plus if people have ever quoted you before, it would remain in posting history.

like what happened to that one dude who was going into threads putting in porn gifs

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Woah i'm #34 in the "highest ranked threads" list for GBS. I'm also the highest ranked sniper in GBS rn. Cinci Zoo Sniper is like half as highly ranked as I am.

Lowtax is #2.
Pick is #1.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


i'm #13 for most threads started in GBS

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
please stop

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Koyaanisgoatse posted:

i'm #13 for most threads started in GBS

Whoa I am #4. Just 30 behind the leader...

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


What the gently caress? Why is Drilldo Squirt on there? He's one of the best posters on this forum.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Tiberius Thyben posted:

What the gently caress? Why is Drilldo Squirt on there? He's one of the best posters on this forum.

drilldo squirt is #1 for most gassed threads

judge reinhold
Jul 26, 2001
Lowtax or radium or whoever was admin at the time said that somehow ignored users are also on the buddy list so they might actually have been phenoms.

Beefeater
May 17, 2003

I'm hungry.
Hair Elf
Glad to see that happyelf is still holding a high position years after his permaban.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Can’t wait for Drilldo Squirt appreciation day

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

myDad posted:

Can’t wait for Drilldo Squirt appreciation day

when is it

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Kuato posted:

Whatever happened to that guy who posted really thorough reviews of Star Trek blu rays with a lot of pics. They was good reviews

They got demodded and banned for being a pedo.

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goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


remember how the forums would crash constantly and it was all because one dude had over 10,000 people on his ignore list

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