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You know that theory that every decision creates alternate realities where the other choices get played out? Well? Where do you wanna go? I want to go to the fuckman judge sucked the dick. Alternately, I'd like to go to where the CIA didn't kill Kennedy.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:08 |
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And no, you can't go to the universe where I didn't create this thread. gently caress off with your obvious post.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:08 |
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i want to go to a universe where this thread is good
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:20 |
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One where i have huge balls
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:43 |
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One where I'm single and don't have a family just to see how hosed up my life got
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:44 |
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Sid Vicious posted:One where I'm single and don't have a family just to see how hosed up my life got I too wonder how far off the rails i would have gone without a relatively normal wife and a child to care for.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:46 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Alternately, I'd like to go to where the CIA didn't kill Kennedy. Kennedy is killed on November 22, 1963 in every universe. If it isn't the CIA it's the Russians, and if it isn't the Russians it's the mob, and if it isn't the mob its some guy whose wife he hosed. JFK's getting shot by somebody.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:47 |
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oh wow what a crazy dimension where Trump isn't cool and good and right
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:51 |
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General Dog posted:Kennedy is killed on November 22, 1963 in every universe. If it isn't the CIA it's the Russians, and if it isn't the Russians it's the mob, and if it isn't the mob its some guy whose wife he hosed. JFK's getting shot by somebody. Actually he gets killed along with all of america when we get nuked by the ruskies and luxury gay space communism is implemented worldwide
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:52 |
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hm. im gay ( in this alternate reality ]
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 16:02 |
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I want to go to the reality where op didn’t lose his old av. I blame that change for every single one of my problems
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:09 |
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The one where my wife didn't find the folder d:\work\boring\temp and have a good long look at the contents.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:20 |
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Kuato posted:I want to go to the reality where op didn’t lose his old av. I blame that change for every single one of my problems I can put it back, if you want. I'm just amused that someone decided to make me the foreman of the dicksucking factory. Which means I oversee all the people who are sucking dick. I am pretty sure they were trying to insult me but didn't actually understand what a foreman does. Or they just think I'd be good at making sure everyone around me is sucking dick. Sucking dick is good, right? I mean, I like getting my dick sucked. Maybe it's not good. I dunno.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:23 |
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The one where I'm successful and lead an interesting and meaningful life.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:25 |
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I'd like to travel to the dimension where I don't poop on the slide at a public park at eight years old changing everything that could have been.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:25 |
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A dimension in which everyone is wearing a silly hat. A dimension in which human kind realized the ecological devastation being wrought by automobiles and changed city centers to be more friendly to the worlds new preferred conveyance; the pogo stick. A dimension in which I am a good poster.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:28 |
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The one where I didn't waste my life on video games and movies.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:28 |
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givepatajob posted:The one where I'm successful and lead an interesting and meaningful life. This so I can murder the successful me and take his place so I can say I wasted two lifes on weed and video games.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:29 |
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Waltzing Along posted:I can put it back, if you want. I'm just amused that someone decided to make me the foreman of the dicksucking factory. Which means I oversee all the people who are sucking dick. I am pretty sure they were trying to insult me but didn't actually understand what a foreman does. Or they just think I'd be good at making sure everyone around me is sucking dick. Sucking dick is good, right? I mean, I like getting my dick sucked. Maybe it's not good. I dunno. I was getting a bj in my hotel the other day and was thinking I’d rather be playing call of duty. I guess if I was with someone actually attractive I might’ve been into it but I gotta get what I can op. It’s ok I guess but there’s better stuff, like Call of Duty: WWII
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:42 |
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I want to go to the dimension where OP's mom and dad didn't have sex.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 17:49 |
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An alternate dimension where the entire earth is a city and you get around by crawling through a maze of tubes, ball pits, slides and nets like in those McDonalds playgrounds.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:18 |
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where bruce lee didn't die and wushu becomes more popular than football. video games crash in the 80s and stay dead. obesity becomes a rare tragic illness because everyone has nimble cat like bodies from sparing all the time.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:29 |
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I want to go to an alternative dimension where scientists, mathematicians and engineers are loved and idolized by society. And actors, singers, and athletes are losers who are ignored and/or looked down on.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:36 |
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Can i go to the one where ive got a big dick
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:02 |
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the universe where early man created the fursuit before pants and shirts
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:04 |
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I want to see the universe where all the legendary creatures (Bigfoot, the Kraken, Chupacabras, etc.) are all real, just to see how humans deal with them.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:08 |
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no thanks, i'm cool with hell dimension.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:13 |
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I dunno, I feel bad about leaving the Shadowrun alt-canon universe before the first dragons even show up.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:14 |
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genesplicer posted:I want to see the universe where all the legendary creatures (Bigfoot, the Kraken, Chupacabras, etc.) are all real, just to see how humans deal with them. Dead or in zoos.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:43 |
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I wish I was in the alternate dimension where this thread was good
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:46 |
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is it berenstein or berenstain
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:52 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:53 |
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An alternate dimension almost entirely like our own, except alternate dimensions are inherently impossible there.
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:05 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:An alternate dimension almost entirely like our own, except alternate dimensions are inherently impossible there. I tried thinking about this and now there's vomit on my lap
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:07 |
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the alternate dimension in which lena dunham has a dozen kids instead of a total hysterectomy
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:23 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Alternately, I'd like to go to where the CIA didn't kill Kennedy. Here's a soundtrack for your quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4 Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Feb 14, 2018 |
# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:34 |
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You can open portals in the shower if you spread your buttcheeks and spray scalding hot water on you're butthole
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:46 |
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Icochet posted:One where i have huge balls i hope alternate me is suckin away on those big beautiful bastards
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:46 |
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genesplicer posted:I want to see the universe where all the legendary creatures (Bigfoot, the Kraken, Chupacabras, etc.) are all real, just to see how humans deal with them. Welcome back?
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# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:52 |
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Percelus posted:the alternate dimension in which lena dunham has a dozen kids instead of a total hysterectomy How is there not a thread on this yet? Lena Dunham's uterus rejected her and I have to find out like this?
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