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- a bad computer that mines bitcoins using peoples brains processing power making the victims feel retarded - a bad computer that makes you an athlete but cuts 30 years off your life span - a good computer that monitors your colon for farts and sprays febreze at the same time as the fart
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roboshit posted:- a bad computer that mines bitcoins using peoples brains processing power making the victims feel retarded Hey! It's roboshit!
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Feb 14, 2018 20:53
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computer that wants you to stop all the downloadin'
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Feb 14, 2018 20:55
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pram posted:computer that wants you to stop all the downloadin' how about a bad computer that puts all your downloads in your brain until your brain stops working
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Feb 14, 2018 20:59
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everyones search history is available for everyone to see
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Feb 14, 2018 21:03
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- a computer who becomes terminator and kills humans (us)  !!
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Feb 14, 2018 21:13
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a computer that tells you who made the thing you bought, so you pass his name around and buy more things from him except in dystopia where things are made, the worst people are given things to make and if they can't fulfil enough orders they get a torture
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Feb 14, 2018 21:32
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a computer that makes this thread good
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Feb 14, 2018 21:39
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your phone calls. Caller ID says it's your mom so you eagerly pick up in anticipation for your daily dose of proper human interaction. but its just a computer reciting op's posts in your mom's voice
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Feb 14, 2018 21:42
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Zlodo posted:your phone calls. Caller ID says it's your mom so you eagerly pick up in anticipation for your daily dose of proper human interaction. I'd actually pay for this, I miss my mom. 
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Feb 14, 2018 21:43
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a woman finds her husband cheating on her with a woman who promotes him to a high ranking job at dystopian radio station, where executive must wear always on earpieces The jilted wife kills their son and turns a recording of it into a #1 hit song, which the station plays relentlessly until he carves it out of his head with a pair of kitchen scissors flakeloaf fucked around with this message at 22:48 on Feb 14, 2018 |
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Schadenboner posted:I'd actually pay for this, I miss my mom. that was a max headroom episode
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Feb 14, 2018 21:49
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when you die you can pay to have your consciousness uploaded into a computer and keep living, but it's very expensive. A rich dude dies and awakes in a Chinese gold farm where he has to find spells or whatever people grind in MMPORGs. As a reward for finding XX amount he gets YY amount of time in a fun computer world but then must return to keep grinding. Maybe he breaks out? IDK
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Feb 14, 2018 22:01
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a computer thats a really good chef but then its revealed it cuts up humans and serves them. and he goes terminator and kills everyone !!
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Feb 14, 2018 22:04
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A CJ ridicules accessibility requirements at a meeting at work, then discovers it was a dream and he's actually an incomplete quad locked out of using modern technology by those self-same attitudes he expressed during his dream-meeting!
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Schadenboner posted:A CJ ridicules accessibility requirements at a meeting at work, then discovers it was a dream and he's actually an incomplete quad locked out of using modern technology by those self-same attitudes he expressed during his dream-meeting! frightening !!
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Feb 14, 2018 22:08
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A CJ spends all his time adding aria tags to his html markup. instead of getting that big raise he was expecting, he gets fired and on the way home a bunch of disabled people beat him with crutches
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Feb 14, 2018 22:10
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just a computer
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Feb 14, 2018 23:17
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a man uses a futuristic holographic dating service and realtime face-changing software to cheat on his wife and gets into an online relationship but when finally meeting the other woman irl it was his wife all along who was using the same service to try to cheat on her husband also the main characters' last name is edit for musical accuracy qirex fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:just a computer
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Feb 14, 2018 23:29
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oh no, no-one does anything to the computer. it just sits there
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oh no, no-one does anything to the computer. it just sits there a truly chilling look at our bleak future
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a ripoff of a well known sci fi story except now peolpe have iphones
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bump_fn posted:a ripoff of a well known sci fi story except now peolpe have iphones the world's greatest dota pro has an adderal-induced heart attack during a tournament, when he comes to in heaven he discovers that he can't be beaten at dota but his twitch viewer count never exceeds 5 people maybe he's not in heaven at all??? 
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qirex posted:a man uses a futuristic holographic dating service and realtime face-changing software to cheat on his wife and gets into an online relationship but when finally meeting the other woman irl it was his wife all along who was using the same service to try to cheat on her husband Jimmy Buffett didn't write Escape though, it was Rupert Holmes? 
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Schadenboner posted:Jimmy Buffett didn't write Escape though, it was Rupert Holmes?
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netwerk23 posted:when you die you can pay to have your consciousness uploaded into a computer and keep living, but it's very expensive. A rich dude dies and awakes in a Chinese gold farm where he has to find spells or whatever people grind in MMPORGs. As a reward for finding XX amount he gets YY amount of time in a fun computer world but then must return to keep grinding. Maybe he breaks out? IDK that but make it gta online and you can never buy any shark cards
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a person slaves away all day at their dystopian future job only to come home every night to spend every other waking moment in a virtual world where they post on message boards
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obstipator posted:A CJ spends all his time adding aria tags to his html markup. instead of getting that big raise he was expecting, he gets fired and on the way home a bunch of disabled people beat him with crutches lol
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artificially created porn so it looks real but it’s your dad and your uncle reaming each other out (as in, taking turns) and there’s heaps of gaping n poo poo and you have to watch it to win a million dollars
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Feb 15, 2018 01:49
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echinopsis posted:artificially created porn so it looks real but it’s your dad and your uncle reaming each other out (as in, taking turns) and there’s heaps of gaping n poo poo and you have to watch it to win a million dollars Do I get to pick which uncle?
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a ten year old boy finds a cool new vr place where all the funny subversive kids hang out. he lurks for months, finally makes a joke, it falls flat, everybody laughs at him. he flames out hard but someone pm’s him and tells him to ride it out. gradually he gets the hang of the place and is accepted. flash forward years and he’s eighteen, most of his spare time is spent in vr, all his friends are there. he wants to meet his best friend in person, but they’re suspiciously reticent. he does some research into the vr site’s hosting, again it’s weirdly mysterious, but eventually he gets around the blocks and finds an address. he heads to the place and sees... his mother. his mother programmed the whole thing, he’s been talking to bots for eight years
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rjmccall posted:a ten year old boy finds a cool new vr place where all the funny subversive kids hang out. he lurks for months, finally makes a joke, it falls flat, everybody laughs at him. he flames out hard but someone pm’s him and tells him to ride it out. gradually he gets the hang of the place and is accepted. flash forward years and he’s eighteen, most of his spare time is spent in vr, all his friends are there. he wants to meet his best friend in person, but they’re suspiciously reticent. he does some research into the vr site’s hosting, again it’s weirdly mysterious, but eventually he gets around the blocks and finds an address. he heads to the place and sees... his mother. his mother programmed the whole thing, he’s been talking to bots for eight years this is good it could be worked into that copypasta about the dad crying that his son is a loser and the son sleeps in parking lots overnight to create the illusion that he has a social life
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rjmccall posted:a ten year old boy finds a cool new vr place where all the funny subversive kids hang out. he lurks for months, finally makes a joke, it falls flat, everybody laughs at him. he flames out hard but someone pm’s him and tells him to ride it out. gradually he gets the hang of the place and is accepted. flash forward years and he’s eighteen, most of his spare time is spent in vr, all his friends are there. he wants to meet his best friend in person, but they’re suspiciously reticent. he does some research into the vr site’s hosting, again it’s weirdly mysterious, but eventually he gets around the blocks and finds an address. he heads to the place and sees... his mother. his mother programmed the whole thing, he’s been talking to bots for eight years stopped reading halfway through when i realized the ten year old boy wasn't going to develop prodromal schizophrenia. sorry
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ffffffffffffffffffffffffart
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obstipator posted:A CJ spends all his time adding aria tags to his html markup. instead of getting that big raise he was expecting, he gets fired and on the way home a bunch of disabled people beat him with crutches i dont know why i find this one so funny
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Feb 15, 2018 11:27
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trump, but he's a computer
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Feb 15, 2018 11:42
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lowtax has to gently caress a pig live on tv to save the forums
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bump_fn posted:lowtax has to gently caress a pig live on tv to save the forums that but instead of loving the pig he has to successfully rape uwe boll (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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an NSA analyst slowly falls in love with a target she is monitoring. she illegally uses some of the TAO toolset to stop him from communicating with terrorists - and gets busted by her boss. shes forced to hide from both the government and the enemy, and protect the one she loves
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