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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Maybe they'll buy out Calgary and just rename them the Roasts

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
The Seattle Samurai Man-Buns
The Seattle Artisanally-Inspired Shade-Grown Ethically Sourced Happy Coffee Beans
The Seattle Lumberjack Shirts
The Seattle Neck Scarves
The Seattle Slow Foods
The Seattle We-Totally-Liked-The-NHL-Before-It-Went-Like-All-Mainstreams
The Seattle Poka-Dot Bowties
The Seattle Filthy Beards
The Seattle V-Neck T-Shirts and Oiled Chest-Hairs
The Seattle Dreadsacks
The Seattle Vinyl-Is-Betters

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/FSMidwest/status/963603352855633920

it's not quite a Wes McCauley but it's pretty good

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




They may take a cue from Colorado and go with the Seattle Volcano, or the Seattle St. Helens

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
I still think the Seattle Skiddattle should be put up for consideration.

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer
The Seattle Gifted the Best Expansion Team Since Vegas

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Stretch Marx posted:

I still think the Seattle Skiddattle should be put up for consideration.

SEATTLE BATTLE CATTLE

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Benning bitching aside, did anyone really expect they were going to fire him?

Number19
May 14, 2003

HOCKEY OWNS
FUCK YEAH


News: The Canucks are still bad and will continue to be bad for years.

Views: I've saved a ton of money not buying team merch these past few years and it looks like that trend will continue. I'm not giving this team a dime while they continue to be utter idiots.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

In other fun news from Canada, Jeff Rimer was just on WBNS radio in Columbus and said the Jumbotron in Toronto was lowered for maintenance and they're having trouble raising it again. He also said the NHL is exploring alternate dates for tonight's CBJ/Leafs game just in case.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Benning signing is fine. Canucks have endured worse.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

SEATTLE BATTLE CATTLE

That's very powerful.

Like I legit like this.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

https://twitter.com/Aportzline/status/963899515685060608

Savage. :vince: :thurman: :perfect:

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Bring back the Mooterus.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The scoreboard in Toronto is up and erect and ready for action.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Name them the Seattle Thunder

Their slogan is, "Because gently caress you, OKC"

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Yaya posted:

Name them the Seattle Thunder

Their slogan is, "Because gently caress you, OKC"

Also Tampa Bay.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Seattle "Go gently caress yourself OKC, you'll never win an NBA title and no-one likes you. Westbrook is gonna leave you just like Durant"ers

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Yaya posted:

Name them the Seattle Thunder

Their slogan is, "Because gently caress you, OKC"

Seattle Bombers*

*Totally because Boeing and definitely not gently caress YOU, OKC

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Seattle Sea Turtles

:tinfoil:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Stretch Marx posted:

Seattle Sea Turtles

:tinfoil:

Pun aside, that's good.

Piquai Souban
Mar 21, 2007

Manque du respect: toujours.
Triple bas cinq: toujours.
I gave up on hockey fandom for likely obvious reasons but I was asked to do a photo session with Matt Duchene and his cool dog for a local animal shelter and he was a really good dude and I feel like bunnyofdoom / dog SAS would want to know that.

Spelling Mitsake
Oct 4, 2007

Clutch Cargo wishes they had Tractor.
It has been exactly one year since Michel Therrien was fired...

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Ms. Exile surprised me tonight with 2 tickets to Flyers/Jackets Friday night holy poo poo :toot:

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

DJExile posted:

Ms. Exile surprised me tonight with 2 tickets to Flyers/Jackets Friday night holy poo poo :toot:

Represent the orange correctly in Columbus my friend.


Get really drunk, scream obscenities, and get dragged out by security while yelling “Fly Eagles Fly”

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Duckman2008 posted:

Represent the orange correctly in Columbus my friend.


Get really drunk, scream obscenities, and get dragged out by security while yelling “Fly Eagles Fly”

exactly

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

SEATTLE BATTLE CATTLE

They can give out Seattle Battle Cattle Rattles for playoff-game atmosphere.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



Jake Gardiner’s broken, I would now like to trade two firsts, Liljegren, and any one (1) winger for Ryan McDonagh.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!

Koopa Kid posted:

Jake Gardiner’s broken, I would now like to trade two firsts, Liljegren, and any one (1) winger for Ryan McDonagh.

No no no no no, what the Leafs need to do to fill that hole is trade for Erik Gudbranson. Throwing an anchor in a hole helps fill it up, right?

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Spelling Mitsake posted:

It has been exactly one year since Michel Therrien was fired...

How much has changed?

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

FBS posted:

They can give out Seattle Battle Cattle Rattles for playoff-game atmosphere.

This is starting to take off

AegisP
Oct 5, 2008

Koopa Kid posted:

Jake Gardiner’s broken, I would now like to trade two firsts, Liljegren, and any one (1) winger for Ryan McDonagh.

The universe is conspiring to give Polak more ice time, god help us.

Gay Nudist Dad
Dec 12, 2006

asshole on a scooter

Look Around You posted:

Also Tampa Bay.

And maybe the Seattle Thunderbirds, our WHL team

pseudodragon posted:

Seattle Bombers*

*Totally because Boeing and definitely not gently caress YOU, OKC

No joke Bombers was my high school's mascot, and while they insist it's named after a plane everyone knows that's actually bullshit.

This article has an interesting list that they apparently culled from WHOIS records last month, so I feel like we're gonna end up with one of these:
Seattle Cougars
Seattle Eagles
Seattle Emeralds
Seattle Evergreens
Seattle Firebirds
Seattle Kraken
Seattle Rainiers
Seattle Renegades
Seattle Sea Lions
Seattle Seals
Seattle Sockeyes
Seattle Totems
Seattle Whales
But then I feel like you can probably strike a few of these out right away. Cougars is one of our two big state schools, Rainiers is taken (as mentioned) by a Minor League Baseball team nearby, Sockeyes is an ultimate frisbee team (if that means anything), and Whales is too close to Whalers. I hope it's not Totems; Native American-themed team names aren't likely to go over well (though obviously Totems is a far cry from Redskins or even Indians).

Kraken would be fun. The rest are fine but boring. I like Sasquatch most of the ones I've heard rumored.

Teemu Pokemon posted:

SEATTLE BATTLE CATTLE
... is obviously the best choice.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

If the name Krakens gets given to a real NHL team I’m buying one of those jerseys.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
I'll lol if Seattle picks the team name they won the cup with and hang the banners like the history is attached like the loving Senators


Millionaires right?

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
the seattle metropolitian

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

stab posted:

I'll lol if Seattle picks the team name they won the cup with and hang the banners like the history is attached like the loving Senators


Millionaires right?

Metropolitans.

pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


stab posted:

I'll lol if Seattle picks the team name they won the cup with and hang the banners like the history is attached like the loving Senators


Millionaires right?

Weber getting the flu and dying is the only way the Habs get him off the cap.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Schlesische posted:

Metropolitans.

Even funnier theyre gonna be named after a drink

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CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
The Seattle Black Knights

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