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beer pal

the olympics are dumb. whoc ares about them. also canada has way less population than other coutnresi so it makes sense that we dont get as many medals. also im an internationalist, patriotism is counter revolutionary

canada starts doing good: lets go canada my home and native land kick some rear end at ice dancing show those yanks whos the best curlers [f5 medal standings]

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:35

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:09

take the moon: by sebmojo

i agree that Canada rules and amerikkka sucks

e: also who cares about the olympics x2 but i like posting in threads

# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:43

beer pal

amerikka as wel as... 1 sec. Germany norway netherlands and france and sweden

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# ? Feb 12, 2018 23:44

Piso Mojado

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol

# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:36

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Piso Mojado posted:

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol

1) Not that cold
2) Super hecking chill

# ? Feb 13, 2018 00:49

beer pal

it was -27 this morning. i heard parts of the province were like -45

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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

You're just gloating because you get to have a cool downhill ski ride to get to the US of the As from Canadia (becuase of needing to go down hill when ever someone heads south as everyone of course knows) so I deduct 2 points and back to you, Bob...

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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:26

vanisher

Piso Mojado posted:

canada is cool but lmao @ u all for living in cold rear end canada lol

Watching the olympics loling at all these countries with bad weather

Heh like why

# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:27

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

I know, right? I never went skiing but I'm pretty sure it's not done sideways from all the meddling wind and if you wanna argue with the judges over your score you gotta thaw out your words because they freeze as soon as they leave your face. I don't get it :shrug:

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# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:39

FutonForensic

i refuse to believe Skeleton is a sport anyone actually trains for. no one spends their life professionally developing themselves to slide down a tube on their belly as quickly as possible. assholes. loving ludicrous. christ

# ? Feb 13, 2018 01:45

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

it has the best sport name by far though

# ? Feb 13, 2018 07:04

Koishi Komeiji

My favorite Olympic sports from best to worst: Nordic Combined, Biathlon, Worfing (uphill only), Skeleton, Norge, Randytackling, Curling, Uliloping (mens only), Bobsleigh, Luge, Jorg.

# ? Feb 13, 2018 22:23

Darkman Fanpage

lets watch cool runnings

# ? Feb 14, 2018 07:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

wanna kiss my lucky egg?

# ? Feb 14, 2018 14:41

wearing a lampshade

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lets watch cool runnings

Rip John "Candy" Candy, or the Candster, as I like to call him.

# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:09

wearing a lampshade

The Olympics? Heh. Just a means of enforcing imperialistic power dynamics by forcing participants to go into massive deficits to support public works projects with no longevity or future practical applications in mind, all for meaningless prestige and bribes. The Olympics are a sick example of capitalism at its most shallow and destructive. A locust swarm would have a more positive impact on a city than hosting the games. Instead of promoting togetherness, it encourages tribalism and mindless competitiveness.

*My countries doing good at curling* *wearing a Canada jersey and screaming at the tv in a sports bar* loving CRUSH THOSE BASTARDS, KILL EM! KILL EM! GET IT IN! GET IT IN! KNOCK THEIR loving STONE THING OUT! gently caress!

# ? Feb 14, 2018 15:15

Koishi Komeiji

There's an eerie beauty to abandoned Olympic venues. This one looks like if byob was a physical place:

# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:06

cda: by Hand Knit

I learned this week that Canada is like less than 5% black, so now I do not like Canada

# ? Feb 14, 2018 23:02

cda: by Hand Knit

It's also 0% African American

# ? Feb 14, 2018 23:02

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

albany academy posted:

The Olympics? Heh. Just a means of enforcing imperialistic power dynamics by forcing participants to go into massive deficits to support public works projects with no longevity or future practical applications in mind, all for meaningless prestige and bribes. The Olympics are a sick example of capitalism at its most shallow and destructive. A locust swarm would have a more positive impact on a city than hosting the games. Instead of promoting togetherness, it encourages tribalism and mindless competitiveness.

*My countries doing good at curling* *wearing a Canada jersey and screaming at the tv in a sports bar* loving CRUSH THOSE BASTARDS, KILL EM! KILL EM! GET IT IN! GET IT IN! KNOCK THEIR loving STONE THING OUT! gently caress!

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 15, 2018 04:17

Darkman Fanpage

why isnt snow tubing an olympic sport

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:00

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why isnt snow tubing an olympic sport

I'd love to see it on the downhill skiing course. Have one for tubes, sleds, and toboggans

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:42

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

yall should see the legs on the uphill skiers, like two fat tree trunks crammed into north face jackets

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# ? Feb 15, 2018 23:56

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Jolo posted:

two fat tree trunks crammed into north face jackets

Name of my favorite porno

# ? Feb 16, 2018 00:53

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I'm an Olympic curler, in that I eat a lot of fiber.

# ? Feb 16, 2018 04:07

Bilirubin: The sanctioned action is to CHUG

Koishi Komeiji posted:

There's an eerie beauty to abandoned Olympic venues. This one looks like if byob was a physical place:

Take care.

No climbing.

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if you have the money and the patience, you can Hello Kitty anything

Thank you deep dish peat moss!

# ? Feb 16, 2018 06:05

TrixRabbi: Time for a little robot chauvinism!

i'd prefer some olympic curly fries ehhhhhhhhh

# ? Feb 16, 2018 18:28

Twenty Four

*Hires someone to make me a few dozen gold medals, and adorn me with them while I walk around the olympians with a smug look on my face*

"Oh, your entire country only has that many?"

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:46

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"While it's true I have no medals or awards to that effect, I do in fact fancy myself a sort of Olympic medalist in bong-ripping."

-Me, just now, 2/18/2018

# ? Feb 18, 2018 15:58

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

Weed Olympics

Synchronized Smoking
100m Hash
High Jump
Choom Relay
Bongathlon

# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:33

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Ladies curling is on!

# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:18

Rushi: by Smythe

once again byob cat wins the hammocking gold!

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 10:40

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:09

Jolo: ive been playing with magnuts tying to change the wold as we know it

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# ? Feb 19, 2018 23:54

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