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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Paul Zuvella posted:

Chris must really want to play. He is due 50 million this year and next from the Heat, which he will have to buy out if he signs with another team, I assume.

If it works like any other buyout then he just deducts what he makes from his new team from what the Heat have to pay him

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

IcePhoenix posted:

If it works like any other buyout then he just deducts what he makes from his new team from what the Heat have to pay him

Well no, there is a difference between being bought out and being waived. It's a null point however because Chris Bosh was apparently already waived.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Bosh and Vince to Raptors please

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Remember when Dirk dad dicked draymond a few weeks ago? That owned.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Bosh and Vince to Raptors please

That would be kinda poetic for Bosh to finish, erm, his career with Toronto.


Dude has your frogav always messed with his bowtie and I'm just now seeing it?

edit- but he'd be welcome with his old banana boat pal Melo in OKC too. And limited minutes!

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

Paul Zuvella posted:

Remember when Dirk dad dicked draymond a few weeks ago? That owned.

can't say that i do guess i'll just have to post it to refresh my memory

https://twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/961832647067557888

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Bosh and Vince to Raptors please

:yeah:

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Punkin Spunkin posted:

also I think the basketball friends or somebody was talking about "Dudes who only won one but act like they won a bunch" and the short list was the ubuntu celtics and like, Jason Terry.

Jason Terry and Jason Smith killing the Clippers, after James Harden faded like a broken hologram, is a bigger accomplishment than 90% of NBA championships

havelock
Jan 20, 2004

IGNORE ME
Soiled Meat

Punkin Spunkin posted:

also I think the basketball friends or somebody was talking about "Dudes who only won one but act like they won a bunch" and the short list was the ubuntu celtics and like, Jason Terry.

Jet preemptively got a championship trophy tattoo. Then he called out Lebron and backed it up. That should buy him infinite post-championship leeway.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Bosh could be on blood thinners years and sworn off the EPO. That would put him in a reasonably sound state to play sports. Unless it's all the jet travel, the ability of guys to endlessly run and then an outbreak of bloodclots is strikingly similar to 80s cycling EPO boom. Zogo's pointed it out and it stands to at least some reason.

Did guys play at much lower intensity in the past because this is the least lazy generation? It doesn't seem incredibly likely. We've improved training and we've improved drugs too

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Feb 15, 2018

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

It's too bad Wade is no longer on the Cavs, we could have had a they are too old for this poo poo Cavs Bron era Heat reunion.


The original owner of the Mavs passed away.
https://www.mavs.com/statement-passing-original-mavericks-owner-don-carter/

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

dokmo posted:

I made edit of the first quarter. I would have done the whole game, but then it wouldn't be an "edit" in any meaningful sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMhJ9zg5cd0

I left youtube running on this and ended up on a joe rogan podcast about how apes evolved by taking mushrooms, sounds about right

I also doubly regret missing that game now that I know Walton was doing it

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/johanbakerr/status/964248145126416384

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dutchy posted:

Rondo once committed an unforced 8 second violation in a playoff game because he's a huge bitch boy that couldn't stop pouting when Charlie Villanueva beat him at connect four

That owned, Rondo gave zero fucks for the five or six minutes he was in that game before Carslile pulled him and ended his Mavs career

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/souljatommy/status/963539547698221056

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dejan Bimble posted:

Jason Terry and Jason Smith killing the Clippers, after James Harden faded like a broken hologram, is a bigger accomplishment than 90% of NBA championships

Jason Smith

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWGbwmbW0AENor7?format=jpg

Laaaame

Boredumb
Mar 10, 2005


https://twitter.com/paulpierce34/status/618860245025030144

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Who is Steven and why does he have a team of lame emojis.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




This is a stupid take tweet, friend.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Mr. Mambold posted:

This is a stupid take tweet, friend.

Gramps, I don't think you get it

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Hahaha poor Al Horford has such weak brand recognition that his emoji is just his real face

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Hahaha poor Al Horford has such weak brand recognition that his emoji is just his real face

They're all terrible. Look at Embiid's. They should have made Al's an outline of his ugly jumper

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Intruder posted:

Jason Smith

This alternative version of reality where Jason "The Midrange Midas" Smith beat the Clippers in the playoffs is even better

Black Sabas
Apr 29, 2015


Kyle Lowry should be the peach emoji but coloured like a basketball

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...

Dutchy posted:

can't say that i do guess i'll just have to post it to refresh my memory

https://twitter.com/MrMichaelLee/status/961832647067557888

It's me, the natural upwards leg movement

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Who wants to get Squeeze Inn with WhyteRyce in 2022 or 2023
https://twitter.com/JimCrandell/status/964287357485592576

quote:

The Sacramento Kings and the city of Sacramento are finalizing a bid to land the NBA All-Star Game in either 2022 or 2023, team and city officials said Thursday.

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Feb 16, 2018

Cart Mountain
Nov 1, 2004

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Black Sabas posted:

Kyle Lowry should be the peach emoji but coloured like a basketball

It should be this

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Oh man, the idea of Christopher Boshatron 3000 returning to the Raptors is a cool one, although I expect if anybody signs him it'll be Boston, Cleveland or Houston

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Not if he's going to the highest bidder

Hell, I'm not sure Houston isn't hard capped at this point

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Intruder posted:

Not if he's going to the highest bidder

I feel like he's going to best team rather than the actual highest bidder, Bosh ain't tryin' to gently caress with the *checks notes for lowest payroll* Dallas Mavericks. Although he is from Texas....

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
Bosh to the Mavs was a thing for a bit back in the day but was no more successful than any other X to the Mavs

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011


Klay's would be funny if it were a bunch of scaffolding

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
Jokic has a triple double.


In the first half.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

BWV posted:

Who is Steven and why does he have a team of lame emojis.
Still not as lame as his shoes.

CRISPYBABY posted:

Jokic has a triple double.


In the first half.
Jokic really is turning into a unique big man.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

CRISPYBABY posted:

Jokic has a triple double.


In the first half.

I'm proud of my son

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


I’m tellin ya, the Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia is going to field a mean rear end team in the 2020 - 2028 olympics. It’s not just the unarguable mega stars Jokic, Doncic, and Hezonja, they have some legit support from guys like Dragic, Mirotic, Vucevic. America better watch out

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
If you taught Marvin Bagley to play basketball, he would be the ideal center to play next to Jokic

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