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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
I gotta give my gently caress offs

gently caress you to the San Francisco police department
gently caress you to the Marin County Sheriff department
gently caress you to the F.B.I
gently caress you to the C.I.A
gently caress you to the B-u-s-h
gently caress you to the America
gently caress you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers
And gently caress you
gently caress y'all
Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
2pacalypse mother fuckin' now
Y'all can kiss MY rear end and suck MY dick
And my uncle Tommy's balls
gently caress Y'all
Punks, punks, punks, punks, punks

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Vitalis Jackson posted:

You're absolutely justified for doing this, M. Literally A Person, because we are all responsible for the world we dwell in. As we toil our way through this life and deal with samsara in our own unique ways we inevitably stumble and do things that are, perhaps, less than noble. But that's life! And I'd like to take this opportunity to thank OP for this gesture!

LOVE,
VITALIS

:stonkhat:

HELLBITCH
Sep 15, 2017

bad at posting
I'd like to call out everyone reading this to a date at a nice Italian restaurant

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Hell Yeah posted:

calling out spinster for being too nice all the time to everyone. definitely gone soft which is unacceptable

Nah, she's killing 'em with kindness.

Also, think about the utter darkness and misery that will befall the goon who actually makes Spinster mad :stare:

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The weather isn't great OP, can we do this some other time?

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!


I'M CALLING YOU OUT RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:



I'M CALLING YOU OUT RICKY THE DRAGON STEAMBOAT!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
What the heck is a callout!?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Over There posted:

What the heck is a callout!?

its v problematic

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Over There posted:

What the heck is a callout!?
Not much, what's call with you?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Hello

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Hey.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


How are you

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

How are you

Y'know, same old. Nice to see you heard my call out.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I can hear everything

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Sid Vicious posted:

I can hear everything

I hope you put that con your CV.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


posting in a call-out thread, softly at first, then the stream begins to quicken until it grazes the edges of the sphincter and blossoms until FFFFFFFAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRTTTTTT

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


Imagine spending your entire spare time as an online activist caring more about ensuring you are 100% filling the pithy comeback gaps in your argument logic matrix and consistently perfectly toeing the party line on language usage and infinitely sub-divisible issues about the gender identity of online weirdos, than class and social mobility, income inequality, utterly entrenched late capitalism and the upcoming inevitable death of at least half of our species in 30-40 years max

faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



FactsAreUseless posted:

You're a really dumb poster.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Also lmfao at the idea of being mad about PYF

Dude I’m telling you EmmyOk is out to get me

He a rear end in a top hat

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Callout to all my homies. A real friend calls u out.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Hell Yeah posted:

calling out lowtax, but just to talk really i would just like to catch up with him.

IT BURNS
Nov 19, 2012

Peetown Manning posted:

I gotta give my gently caress offs

gently caress you to the San Francisco police department
gently caress you to the Marin County Sheriff department
gently caress you to the F.B.I
gently caress you to the C.I.A
gently caress you to the B-u-s-h
gently caress you to the America
gently caress you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers
And gently caress you
gently caress y'all
Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
2pacalypse mother fuckin' now
Y'all can kiss MY rear end and suck MY dick
And my uncle Tommy's balls
gently caress Y'all
Punks, punks, punks, punks, punks

gently caress YOU!

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

trump kinda reminds me of the lovely cat person neelix from voyager here, these all look like neelices

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
i ate this thing growing under the sink and i sleep for 4 days

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Nonviolent J posted:

i ate this thing growing under the sink and i sleep for 4 days

Yeah? You must feel refreshed.

Laslow
Jul 18, 2007
INSUFFICIENT PTO BALANCE

YOU ARE NOW ON YOUR SECOND VERBAL WARNING FOR ATTENDANCE

FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE REFER TO PAGE 6 OF THE EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK OR THE POSTED NOTICES IN THE LOWER WING WALKWAY

THANK YOU
*DIAL TONE*

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gently caress you rear end op! gently caress hell

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Peetown Manning posted:

I gotta give my gently caress offs

gently caress you to the San Francisco police department
gently caress you to the Marin County Sheriff department
gently caress you to the F.B.I
gently caress you to the C.I.A
gently caress you to the B-u-s-h
gently caress you to the America
gently caress you to all you redneck prejudice mother fuckers
And gently caress you
gently caress y'all
Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards
2pacalypse mother fuckin' now
Y'all can kiss MY rear end and suck MY dick
And my uncle Tommy's balls
gently caress Y'all
Punks, punks, punks, punks, punks

is this from something or did you get arrested for drunk and disorderly on the sausalito ferry

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Who What Now posted:

Youre thinking of Say Nothing

Apologies to Dr. Gitmo Moneyson, presumably PhD. You are the reason she had to say it the THIRD time, not all three times. Mea culpa

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Nonviolent J posted:

i ate this thing growing under the sink and i sleep for 4 days

What did you see in the time of dreams?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Arrhythmia posted:

Apologies to Dr. Gitmo Moneyson, presumably PhD. You are the reason she had to say it the THIRD time, not all three times. Mea culpa

EmmyOK is a man, though.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Who What Now posted:

EmmyOK is a man, though.

Emmy is a girl's name. This is a call out for EmmyOK using a girl's name!!

e: holy loving poo poo, thank you so much whoever bought this avatar. what a god drat laugh

Arrhythmia fucked around with this message at 16:45 on Feb 16, 2018

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
That Windows 98 sure is a retard I hope he dies

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Who What Now posted:

EmmyOK is a man, though.

haha like in austin powers

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
I still don't understand calling out

curlys gold
Jan 17, 2018

Windows 98 posted:

That Windows 98 sure is a retard I hope he dies

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
don't acknowledge him.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Over There posted:

I still don't understand calling out

It's this! Right now! Don't miss it!

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