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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
As a prior e4 I had appointments

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Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
lmao

I submit to whatever Deathy chooses for my fate.










Comrades

Black Balloon
Dec 28, 2008

The literal grumpiest



i didn't enter but my gip patron saint woulda been Schneider, fuckin legend

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

hahahahaha

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Terrible Robot posted:

lmao

I submit to whatever Deathy chooses for my fate.










Comrades

shouldn't you be waiting in a bread line or something

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
I can’t think of a good punishment for TR so I’m outsourcing options

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyhy7Z71qzE&t=90s

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Make him create a let's play of some anime dating game

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Slim Pickens posted:

Make him create a let's play of some anime dating game

Oh my God yes

Hatoru Boyfriend

He probably could get someone to gift it for him if money's an issue

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Slim Pickens posted:

Make him create a let's play of some anime dating game

One of the porn ones.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Browse a couple random pages on the terrible games thread in games, you'll find something worth subjecting someone else to

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Every time gun chat comes up in the CE thread he must come in and write an advertisement for a Russian firearm.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Oh my God yes

Hatoru Boyfriend

He probably could get someone to gift it for him if money's an issue

http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/

bird up

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Slim Pickens posted:

Make him create a let's play of some anime dating game

Ok this is it.
Hey Russian, make a poll thread tomorrow asking which dating game you should LP.

The rest of this thread will be crowdsourcing options for you, which you’ll have to include in the poll.

Do or ban

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Do they have to be safe for work or can we go full porno?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

If it's full porno just make it Tokimeki Check-In! Easy to find, sleazy as you want to make it.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
lmbo took y'all long enough.

I'll make the thread tomorrow, bring me suggestions, decadent pig-dogs!


I'd prefer it be kept sfw, also

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Terrible Robot posted:

lmbo took y'all long enough.

I'll make the thread tomorrow, bring me suggestions, decadent pig-dogs!


I'd prefer it be kept sfw, also

I'm pretty sure you don't get a say in this.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you've just guaranteed yourself a porn game.

...

Unless that was your plan all along, you deviant.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

McNally posted:

I'm pretty sure you don't get a say in this.

In fact, I'd go so far as to say that you've just guaranteed yourself a porn game.

...

Unless that was your plan all along, you deviant.

:unsmigghh:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Porn Game: Tokimeki Check-In!
SFW: Doki Doki Literature Club

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It should be as weird and filthy as possible.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Naked Bear posted:

It should be as weird and filthy as possible.

Water Closet

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
EBB, since you're apparently the subject matter expert on this topic :raise: pick a furry dating game as my suggestion

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Actually, I might have to put a vote in for games&girls based on that screenshot alone



oh wait, that's someone else's arms. Still some good achievements for you to have in your steam history until the end of time

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Feb 24, 2018

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

don't judge me i'm a connoisseur of horrible internet things

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

Slim Pickens posted:

Actually, I might have to put a vote in for games&girls based on that screenshot alone



oh wait, that's someone else's arms. Still some good achievements for you to have in your steam history until the end of time



Yeah, I'm not doing this. I'll just eat a ban.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
COWARDICE

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Terrible Robot posted:

Yeah, I'm not doing this. I'll just eat a ban.

mods change his name to SMOKE CRACK so everyone knows he a bitch

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Maybe just play My Horse Prince on your phone then or something, but I that's supposed to be ironic Japanese humor so not as fun to force you to play

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

mods change his name to SMOKE CRACK so everyone knows he a bitch

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I mean I'm down with doing a let's play of some stupid dating game but I'm not loving installing anything with loli in it.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

man everything else about you is super cool but this

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

man everything else about you is super cool but this

I've been in an incredibly awful mood for the last couple of weeks and today I've been on the verge of either a panic attack or punching myself in the face until I'm unconscious so, sorry.

Pick a game, idgaf, I'll play it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
They're tooootally 18, pinky swear

-The developer probably



I might not be comfortable making someone else play this now

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 22:15 on Feb 24, 2018

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
From here:

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/...tent=cta_button

Buy this:
HunieCam Studio

Note from the Developer: The sexual themes in this game are mostly for fun/humor and don't make for particularly great fapping material.

Summary

In HunieCam Studio players take control of a sleazy cam girl operation. Rake in stacks of filthy internet money and attract as many disgusting fans as you can in this fast paced, click happy and thoroughly perverted take on the business tycoon / management sim genre!

Recruit cam models from an eclectic cast of cuties who have probably made some poor life choices. Manage your girls' daily errands/activities to keep them stress-free and productive. Invest in various aspects of your business to improve functions and expand operations. Optimize your cam shows by promoting girls who match popular trends/fetishes. Abandon your morals and disappoint everybody who cares about you!

Features

Up to 18 unique cam girls covering a wide variety of perverse preferences!
Send your models to the strip club to increase their talent, the photo studio for more exposure, the day spa to relax a bit, etc...
Analyze important stats on your fans and performers to maximize revenue!
Purchase sex toys and other kinky accessories to aid the girls' performances and boost viewership!
Promote your studio on other adult sites and fetish communities all over the web!
Contract up to six horrific STDs including chlamydia, syphilis and gonorrhea!
A massive wardrobe of over 140 hot new outfits and hairstyles to unlock!
Grow to become a hugely popular cam site and earn some DOPE rear end dick trophies!


Seriously WTF Humble Bundle why you sell this crap???

EDIT: The entire bundle is lovely "dating sims"....

WTF JAPAN IS THIS YOUR REVENGE FOR BOMBING THE gently caress OUT OF YOU?!

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
I'll give it another hour or so until I make the poll thread, if anyone has last minute suggestions.

edit; like that

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Wait, I got another idea

http://store.steampowered.com/app/685950/Joy_Pony/

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I think it’s reasonable to not install weird anime pseudo pedo poo poo; can we find something better? And/or a web based game that doesn’t require money or installation?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
A lot of these cost less than $3

http://store.steampowered.com/app/666020/Shark_Dating_Simulator_XL/

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Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080/Hatoful_Boyfriend/

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