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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Beefy arms on Peter.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Horse hole is good, because it leverages the horse’s natural inclination to fall into holes and die.
Add in some "ant-thinking" and you have one hell of a biathlon.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Beefy arms on Peter.
also hoverhanding the ball like a beta cuck

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Iron Crowned posted:

I like how the hail is on fire. Reminds me of hot hail from Flash Gordon.

Sucks to be an obscure body in the SK system.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



is there an adult with beefy arms to hover on my balls around pls

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Peter's Ball Hand is like some sort of super hand. Just this giant mishappen hand that is too big for his body. Like Troy Aikman's.

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
The story his appearance told was that of a guy who worked outside, a guy who worked with his hands. Meaty drat hands.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



new word
          Slabs

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


The fuckin grabbers on this kid, hell

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

The fuckin grabbers on this kid, hell

he could tear us apart like a packet of crisps. absolute monster

AcetylCoA!
Dec 25, 2010

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

he could tear us apart like a packet of crisps. absolute monster

Like a packet of crisps, Peter is mostly empty inside.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



absolute pick-up-anything-and-ruin-it

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/jaypaulgeorge/status/963224402396528640

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

A young Hank McCoy tries out for the volleyball team.

Or

I'm not sure if Jerry Seinfeld would or would not date this kid.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Buff and telekinetic? Who is this, Flex Mentallo?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



You know what they say about Peter... You know what they say about Peter?

Sure, he's got a big ball — He's got a big ball! *shrug/jazzhands*

...but his hands are even bigger! *slap bass + harmonica*

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

Krankenstyle posted:

You know what they say about Peter... You know what they say about Peter?

Sure, he's got a big ball — He's got a big ball! *shrug/jazzhands*

...but his hands are even bigger! *slap bass + harmonica*

I read this in a Rodney Dangerfield voice.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wtf i neither pulled my tie or make bugeyes (i did sweat some)

how do you not recognize the characteristics of these old comedians?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Who What Now posted:

Are you insane?! You should always wear goggles. PPE is important, people.

Sunglasses mi hombre.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

https://i.imgur.com/5kGJAcT.mp4

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



guys did you hear that tesla put a car into space ??

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Yes it was a nice PR stunt. Capitalism rules we are all slaves

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Ziv Zulander posted:

guys did you hear that tesla put a car into space ??

It's up there now, polluting the pristine environment with filthy diesel fumes! :cry:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Zzulu posted:

Yes it was a nice PR stunt. Capitalism rules we are all slaves

As silly as it is, it's probably not entirely without practical merit. Working out how to get something that isn't specifically built and designed to be carried and released from a rocket is probably worth an exercise in some form. Making it a guy in a car is just doing it for style.

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

As silly as it is, it's probably not entirely without practical merit. Working out how to get something that isn't specifically built and designed to be carried and released from a rocket is probably worth an exercise in some form. Making it a guy in a car is just doing it for style.

If they really wanted to test the rocket's capacity to lift something strangely shaped and impractical into orbit they could of course have tried your mother, but I was busy loving her.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
"she was busy riding the rocket".

God do I have to do everything around here?

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Don't kill me, Pete.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Zzulu posted:

Yes it was a nice PR stunt. Capitalism rules we are all slaves

Yeah, given that normally they just launch a block of lead or steel instead for the first test of a rocket, it's a nice little PR thing that was actually useful for determining if the rocket works correctly.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Data Graham posted:

Beefy arms on Peter.

I think Peter grew up to become the junkie that Jesus tries to save. Same arm.

ThNextGreenLantern
Feb 13, 2012

Ziv Zulander posted:

guys did you hear that tesla put a car into space ??

They committed the worst crime of all, making me think about Heavy Metal. Though this is the internet, so I'm sure a billion people already made this connection.

https://youtu.be/UI-7MZMZhyM

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

Coq au Nandos posted:

If they really wanted to test the rocket's capacity to lift something strangely shaped and impractical into orbit they could of course have tried your mother, but I was busy loving her.

:mediocre:

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



ThNextGreenLantern posted:

They committed the worst crime of all, making me think about Heavy Metal. Though this is the internet, so I'm sure a billion people already made this connection.

https://youtu.be/UI-7MZMZhyM

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's wrong with Heavy Metal?

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

The fact that we're finally at a point where someone put an advertisement in space is viscerally upsetting to me.

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest



considering cropping that bottom right picture for an av. Hnnngg.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


thanks mr. killarms

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The only way we're getting off this planet is if someone discovers there's money in it. From that perspective, I'm all for the commercialization of space.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Hjalmar posted:

The fact that we're finally at a point where someone put an advertisement in space is viscerally upsetting to me.

Dont think of it as an advertisement. Think of it as a very very long term rocket attack on the sun

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Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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Yeah lets "get off this planet" so we can start living on all the completely poo poo planets instead

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