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Archonex
May 2, 2012

MY OPINION IS SEERS OF THE THRONE PROPAGANDA IGNORE MY GNOSIS-IMPAIRED RAMBLINGS

Mierenneuker posted:

And the fellows who also save your life end up wanting to kill you. And you can save them at certain points in the game, but it might be better to just leave them for dead?

Woah... :psyduck:

Fun facts about that game: Originally Far Cry 2 was supposedly a much more complete game before they half assed it and pushed it out. It's no exaggeration to say that it probably would have been a Skyrim level hit if they had actually bothered to finish it instead of making a quick buck off of it. It might have even changed the way the open world shooter genre went.

Supposedly there was an actual faction system in play that was never fully implemented. That's why the two big armies in the civil war both attack you for no reason even when you're working for them. Which might seem like a glitch or major bug until you realize that nope --- they just didn't give a poo poo. Either the devs or the publisher decided they didn't want to spend the time finishing the game and just went "Eh, gently caress it. After the original Far Cry's great reviews it'll sell. Ship it, add a bit to the ending about how man's fundamental inhumanity and lack of morals to justify the bullshit and ending, and we'll put a ban on release day reviews.".

It's also why the companions were there despite serving no real purpose and also why the plot makes no sense at all. The companions were supposed to actually be existent in the game world (And were partially randomly generated on each play through.) and could be recruited to fight with you. The original pitch for the game was basically a gritty Mercenary-meets-Skyrim-meets-Soldier-of-Fortune-open-world pitch and they just half-assed all of it and eventually settled on something similar but more refined for the sequels.

I learned all this when talking to a guy who tried to figure out how to mod that loving mess to make something decent and discovered that some of the code is evidently still in there. He eventually gave up and moved on to modding for other games since barely anyone even bothered with that garbage fire after a few years.


Edit: I'm pretty sure the fire also randomly lodges metal and breaks your fingers too. So you can stand in a brush fire you lit and all of a sudden you just get magnetized to an insane level and start attracting bits and pieces of shrapnel and rebar that invisibly impale you.

Archonex has a new favorite as of 22:22 on Feb 10, 2018

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Archonex posted:

Edit: I'm pretty sure the fire also randomly lodges metal and breaks your fingers too. So you can stand in a brush fire you lit and all of a sudden you just get magnetized to an insane level and start attracting bits and pieces of shrapnel and rebar that invisibly impale you.

Deadly Africanized Water is a true classic

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Here are some videos of the AI in GTAV being weird. Not really glitches but whatever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a2HCMbMvlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffZ1jgoQclU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zv0PI9Az7w

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
https://i.imgur.com/zl8nMN6.mp4

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Oh let's break it DOWN!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this made my morning

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Here's the full video of that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enFiy1Qi1LA

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!




Anything which involved pedestrians was hilarious totally lost it at what i can only assume was the driver of that crazy train sort of accepting his fate.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
this guy's vids are amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zM3DJ6Bs5OE

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

Shouldn't have hired this guy to drive trolleys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/SeclusiveBlue/status/962590573323542529

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/cqRBckZ.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/MI8DanD.gifv

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 02:21 on Feb 13, 2018

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/WLKZxRs.mp4

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

An authentic recreation of 1403 Bohemia's Bicycle Kick.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i was expecting an arrow in the knee joke

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

i was expecting an arrow in the knee joke

Looks more like he took a knee to the arrow

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Unfortunately that clip is missing the followup where he moonwalks back to the bridge through the air. need to find the original clip

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Dwarf Fortress.txt posted:

After abandoning my latest fortress, I looked at one of my dogs in legends mode (she became a historical figure for killing a goblin). She is a casual worshiper of one of the dwarven gods. That dog's children are also historical figures, and all of them also worship a god.
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=5799

Dwarf Fortress.txt posted:

Animals reveal presence of artifacts to outsiders

"The Horse Child has revealed the presence of Furyhatred: The Definitive Guide to the Human Bowman Ulet Wuspinethlal."
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=10356

Dwarf Fortress.txt posted:

Dwarves have sentient relationships with other migrant pets

In the relationship screen, dwarves can list other named migrant pets as acquaintances (using sentient terms, not trainer or pet terms), abstract to the migrant owner of the pet who recognizes their pet normally.

The pet & owner in question arrived during the first mandatory migratory wave.

http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/mantisbt/view.php?id=10366

Kennel has a new favorite as of 18:15 on Feb 16, 2018

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
It's not really a glitch, but watching the bloopers from LA noire is pretty cool. The face tech they used captures everything so nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eLf9sjdVk

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

Zzulu posted:

It's not really a glitch, but watching the bloopers from LA noire is pretty cool. The face tech they used captures everything so nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5eLf9sjdVk

That's great, they put some effort into staging that to make it look even more real because none of the actors actually shared a scene and all performances were done separately.

You did remind me of a classic blooper reel though, from Lionhead's god game Black & White:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbjahMzUHk

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC2egrdAVYs

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



A few flubs slipped through the cracks into Oblivion. Most of these are just someone flubbing the line and immediately repeating it, but in the last one you can actually hear the voice actor requesting another take.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8najPmiyc

No Oblivion NPC has ever sounded more like an actual person.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I32ZZQoCmE&t=3040s

I ain't afraid of no ghosts

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Agro gets fed up with me repeatedly falling off colossus 13, decides it's his turn.

https://i.imgur.com/TkeTG0t.mp4

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.

Ariong posted:

A few flubs slipped through the cracks into Oblivion. Most of these are just someone flubbing the line and immediately repeating it, but in the last one you can actually hear the voice actor requesting another take.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX8najPmiyc

No Oblivion NPC has ever sounded more like an actual person.

Maybe its cheating to bring up Sonic 06 but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5gSnrDOI4

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Stare-Out posted:

You did remind me of a classic blooper reel though, from Lionhead's god game Black & White:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZbjahMzUHk

This is stored as a .wav on my computer somewhere, because this is iconic poo poo to me.

"I can't get out of this mindset now, he TALKS! LIKE! THIS! No! Russell's rolling! wasting hard disk! That's two meg gone already!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I almost want to play Black & White again, now.

But yeah, I also had that blooper file saved on my computer for years.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
when the market of new glitch videos runs dry, it is time to tap the foreign markets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9aw8-b6f-c&t=326s

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK

End of Shoelace posted:

when the market of new glitch videos runs dry, it is time to tap the foreign markets.

As long as there are new games, there will be new glitch videos.

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckTingle/status/965487697954394117

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Pounded in the Butt by the Transcendent Feeling of True Friendship

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

the ref clearly feels unworthy of watching the ascension of these hard bucks

ironcladfolly
May 22, 2007

Devil's Favorite Doggie

haveblue posted:

Agro gets fed up with me repeatedly falling off colossus 13, decides it's his turn.

https://i.imgur.com/TkeTG0t.mp4

Obligatory.

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

the ref clearly feels unworthy of watching the ascension of these hard bucks

The only ref worthy of beholding these true buckaroos is the ever-classic

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe

Sorry, but you got that all wrong.

https://gifsound.com/?gifv=TkeTG0t&v=Y0SwlMohRng

Stare-Out
Mar 11, 2010

That DPO23 guy is back breaking facial animations of Quantic Dream games, next up, Beyond: Two Souls:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK2C2GxehV8

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Probably already posted but:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ask-paradox-development-studio-anything.615174/page-98#post-19138242

Crusader Kings 2 dev in 2015 posted:

In essence, more dead characters doesn't make game slower. More alive characters does. But what really hits performance are large empires because it increases the amounts of realms (every ruler technically holds his own sub-realm) meaning more evaluations per character has to be made. For instance I discovered late game that huge greek/byzantine empires were slowing down the game because each greek person was evaluating against each other person in the realm "can I castrate?", and this took up like a huge chunk of the performance of the AI. I hink 70% of the AI demands were about castrating or blinding someone when I loaded late-game byzantine saves. Luckily this is fixed in the coming 2.4 patch. A fun little anecdote.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
CK2 is a loving treasure to read about and I am ashamed of myself for having never played it.

neogeo0823
Jul 4, 2007

NO THAT'S NOT ME!!

dialhforhero posted:

CK2 is a loving treasure to read about and I am ashamed of myself for having never played it.

I always get wary of games that are story goldmines because what usually happens is the dedicated players can generate really good stories, but I cannot seem to do so with any regularity. In other words, fun to read about, but not so much fun to play till something noteworthy happens. A good example I remember is an old article style LP of... I think Galactic Civilizations II. The guy had this giant story laid out over the course of the article that talked about the politics going on in the background, and how there was all this awesome stuff happening around him, but when you consider it from his angle, and not "the game as a whole", it turns out he was doing jack-all the entire game and suddenly the AI was on the cusp of winning when he pulled just slightly ahead and won in a different way.

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
It's a lot like Dwarf Fortress or Space Station 13. Great stories and weird poo poo comes from them. But 99% of the time you pick up the game it's going to function perfectly normally and nothing funny will happen. They're fun games but kind of unremarkable most of the time. But the stories make them sound like the most radical things ever.

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