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AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

He lacks the sickly body of Porzingis

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Jesus, this mofo is about to start yelling about a mineshaft gap

swims
May 5, 2014

Waiter, this band keeps shooting pearls at me.
Black Panther dunk was unironically the best dunk tonight. The Nance backboard one was solid as well.

When I saw the VC jersey I wanted an elbow hang but knew it wasn't gonna happen.

Have a feeling the actual all star game will be competitive tomorrow.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i didn't watch the dunk contest but lmao at this collection of persons

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

quote:

Silver, who was dazzled by Golden 1 Center when he visited on opening night, said he was open to suggestions and receptive to the prospect of housing guests on cruise ships.

Kings owner Vivek Ranadive is an “innovator,” the commissioner said, “and he said we’ll figure it out. I have no issue with (cruise ships), though it’s not clear that would solve the problem.”

Haha what kind of stupid robotic tech solution is Vivek going to come up with to create more hotel rooms

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Rick posted:

Pretending that rim scoring == having a first step is something that maybe I'd let Zogobot get away with but I know you know it's not the same thing. Lonzo scores in the paint because the Lakers offense creates shots in the paint for their guards. He "runs more in transition" because that's the only thing he can do, but he can't run fast enough to bring a fast break offense into the NBA in 2018.


Lonzo scores in the paint because his size gives him a mismatch frequently, and he's not bad at pressing a defense. He's not breaking it down yet, but he's not worthless in the paint either.

Rick posted:

Lmao come the gently caress on. Who cares. Go look up his pick and roll stats, because they're near the bottom of the league, which is his primary job.

I've never heard anyone use P&R stats to be more important that literally everything else, but there's tons of guys in the neighborhood of Ball and lower. Most young PGs aren't super efficient. Even Ben Simmons is in the same neighborhood as ball and below average efficiency, do you use the same argument and say he sucks at his primary job?

https://stats.nba.com/players/ball-handler/#!?sort=PossG&dir=1&Season=2017-18&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&CF=PPP*LE*.801


Dejan Bimble posted:


The Rubio comparisons are a disservice to Rubio's creativity and flair with the ball. Running a pick and roll was not a mystery for Richard, even when he couldn't shoot or finish.

Edit: Just saw Rick already talking about Richard Rubio comparison, my bad


Rubio's P&R efficiency has never been very good, his PPP is basically the same as Ball's this year despite playing with Gobert (when healthy), and as far back as it goes it doesn't really leave the orbit of Ball's. Rubio picked up a lot of his assists his ability to find cutters, force bad switches, and keeping just enough pressure on defenses to lose a man on transition or shortly after it.

Seriously, a PG who struggles with his shot and finishing, but is excellent defensively, gettins assists and getting lineups to play well and you guys really don't see the young Rubio comparisons? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills and people keep quoting stats that say the opposite of what they are saying.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Rick just really hates Lonzo and Magic.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

As a Laker and Ball family hater nothing would please me more than for Lonzo to be a total bust. But I just don't see it.

Maybe he didn't deserve to be picked #2 and touted as the saviour of a franchise but it's not like hes irredeemable garbage either. He plays good D and makes good passes. Plus there's the whole 'literally his first year in the NBA' thing.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Bill Fuckin' Walton, ladies and gentlemen.

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Bill Walton is the greatest announcer of all time

That’s not a real Bill Walton tangent. This is the real one:

quote:

C. As Walton marvels at the size of Ayton, Pasch asks Walton whom he would take with the no. 1 overall pick in the 2018 NBA draft. Walton says that he doesn’t have enough information to make a decision yet because he hasn’t seen most of the top prospects play. The closest Walton comes to giving an answer is saying that he loves Ayton, and that Ayton would make a great addition to any franchise. Walton then asks Pasch to imagine the excitement that Ayton might be able to bring to Sacramento. Pasch remarks that he thinks Ayton would be a great fit in Chicago, where former Arizona star Lauri Markkanen is putting together an impressive rookie year. Walton asks Pasch whether Phil Jackson is still the coach of the Bulls. Pasch replies that the coach is actually Fred Hoiberg, and that Hoiberg is upset with Walton because of an earlier broadcast in which Walton had wondered aloud whether Hoiberg was still the coach at Iowa State. As Walton feigns indignation, Pasch diffuses the situation and congratulates Hoiberg on a big win over the Timberwolves the night before. After Pasch explains that this game was Jimmy Butler’s anticipated return to Chicago, Walton asks Pasch whether he has seen Jimmy Buffett’s new Broadway play, Escape to Margaritaville.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Lockback posted:

Lonzo scores in the paint because his size gives him a mismatch frequently, and he's not bad at pressing a defense. He's not breaking it down yet, but he's not worthless in the paint either.


I've never heard anyone use P&R stats to be more important that literally everything else, but there's tons of guys in the neighborhood of Ball and lower. Most young PGs aren't super efficient. Even Ben Simmons is in the same neighborhood as ball and below average efficiency, do you use the same argument and say he sucks at his primary job?

https://stats.nba.com/players/ball-handler/#!?sort=PossG&dir=1&Season=2017-18&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&CF=PPP*LE*.801


Rubio's P&R efficiency has never been very good, his PPP is basically the same as Ball's this year despite playing with Gobert (when healthy), and as far back as it goes it doesn't really leave the orbit of Ball's. Rubio picked up a lot of his assists his ability to find cutters, force bad switches, and keeping just enough pressure on defenses to lose a man on transition or shortly after it.

Seriously, a PG who struggles with his shot and finishing, but is excellent defensively, gettins assists and getting lineups to play well and you guys really don't see the young Rubio comparisons? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills and people keep quoting stats that say the opposite of what they are saying.

No, he's scoring in the paint because the Lakers create open shots for him there or catch him cherry picking on the break. You don't lead the league in pace by posting up point guards and he's definitely not breaking players down off the dribble. And if no one else thinks a random collection of % stats is less important than how bad he is at one of the primary roles of a point guard in the NBA today (and is supposed to be a large part of the Lakers offense) then I'm cool with that.

He's not "excellent" defensively, he's slightly above average. He's getting teams to play slightly better with him on the floor, but they aren't playing well. There's not a lot of difference between his affect on the team and Josh Hart's (ignoring the fact that the Lakers went 11-3 during the period where they gave Josh Hart the same minutes as Ball). I mean I like Josh Hart a lot, but I'd still rather gamble on Fultz being better than Josh Hart in two years, which is what the whole point of this conversation to begin with.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Shamelessly pilfered from Reddit: side by side comparison, Larry Nance vs Larry Nance.

https://i.imgur.com/LQprxxz.gifv

Dr.Radical
Apr 3, 2011

Chairchucker posted:

Shamelessly pilfered from Reddit: side by side comparison, Larry Nance vs Larry Nance.

https://i.imgur.com/LQprxxz.gifv

I don’t really give a poo poo about Larry Nance Sr. or Jr. but this is cool as hell

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

R.D. Mangles posted:

i didn't watch the dunk contest but lmao at this collection of persons


https://twitter.com/BoneyStarks/status/965053072333508608

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

i didn't watch the dunk contest but lmao at this collection of persons


Dr. J is the only one the can dunk

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

cisneros posted:

Dr. J is the only one the can dunk

https://youtu.be/U7Fyfyt6Uz4

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Reddick used a racial slur in a chinese New Year promotion

https://streamable.com/rfjc6

What is the plausible explanation here, JJ straight ignorant?

MOVIE MAJICK fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Feb 18, 2018

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Sounds more like a 'ng' sound than a 'nk' but... I have no idea what word he would be trying to say if that's the case.

EDIT: It sounds like 'cheng' kinda but I dunno what that even means

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/dengyuyuan/status/965227549834932224

https://twitter.com/wwjhahaha/status/965219693924515840

AggressivelyStupid fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Feb 18, 2018

cisneros
Apr 18, 2006

That's a layup, maybe she can dunk in practice?

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

:stare:

RIP JJ


https://twitter.com/Youngchange1/status/965234539994890240

https://twitter.com/ly278657783/status/965233233108619265

MOVIE MAJICK fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Feb 18, 2018

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I'm fairly certain he started to say "NBA China" realized he flubbed his line and went into "fans in China". Sucks about the Chinese mob killing him after a hardship exception would have been most useful.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
https://twitter.com/jasonlin95_xm/status/965241610324688898
got im
:drat:

crazycello
Jul 22, 2009
why is m night shyamalan involved in this

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/kristaspus1/status/965212554581569538

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

crazycello posted:

why is m night shyamalan involved in this

because that's the tweet people are replying to to threaten/insult him so when you post their tweet that one gets inlined as well

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
red motherfucker Dick

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
let those among us who have not accidentally said a racial slur in a video honoring that group of people throw the first stone

hitze
Aug 28, 2007
Give me a dollar. No, the twenty. This is gonna blow your mind...


OH poo poo

dphi
Jul 9, 2001

Also https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/mark-wahlbergs-slam-dunk-daddys-home-deleted-204539709.html

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Why would the Sixers/NBA not have him redo the line???

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Henchman of Santa posted:

Why would the Sixers/NBA not have him redo the line???

Because that would require effort and an intern did this probably.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Henchman of Santa posted:

Why would the Sixers/NBA not have him redo the line???

From what I read online, it was edited and distrubted by a Chinese media company. There's a chance they did recognize the slur. There's also a chance that someone involved in production is punking JJ

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Wow, a group of people who hate JJ Redick more then Maryland fans

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Sigh, I hate to say that Bill Simmons is actually right about something, but he's actually right about something.
https://twitter.com/BillSimmons/status/965282472664514560

edit: context
https://twitter.com/dmorey/status/965279325162430464

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
https://twitter.com/ChinaShannxi_yl/status/965291013555281920

quote:

Translated from Chinese by Microsoft
@JJRedick You'd better not come to China, or I'll shoot your dog in the head with a gun.

https://twitter.com/lifetenant/status/965285415467937792

https://twitter.com/474390841Alex/status/965288481520959488

JJ explains, China is not having it though. I think the China v Redick is one of my favorite modern twitter feuds. I cant breath I'm laughing so hard at some of these tweets

MOVIE MAJICK fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Feb 18, 2018

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


you done hosed up jj

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao JJ Redick: Enemy of China is not a story I expected to read about ever but uh...here we are.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
Sooooo many angry Chinese people are gunna get banned from twitter today

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



I heard All-Star Weekend was bad this year but the last page of this thread has been entertaining so I don't know who to believe

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005


JJ Reddick needs to sit down with Stephon Marbury and Yao before Sino-American relationships are tainted forever.

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