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DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
What is that they’re pressing? I don’t speak paisono.

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Tafferling
Oct 22, 2008

DOOT DOOT
ALL ABOARD THE ISS POLOKONZERVA

HEY NONG MAN posted:

What is that they’re pressing? I don’t speak paisono.

They're printing traditional decorations on cloth rolls, mainly tableware.

While the rest of Italy was frolicking with duchies, kingdoms, republics and poo poo, we were the backwater of the backwater of the Papal States.
The only available colour was a redtastic mixture of ores and rust, which isn't really great at staying put on stuff UNLESS being printed with the force of five tons of stacked stones.

I still have my Grandma's napkins and bleach only makes the rust brighter.

Link for the new page
https://youtu.be/Gtg-GzbYy10


My mistake. It says FIFTY five tons.
VVVVVVV

Tafferling fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Feb 16, 2018

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Tafferling posted:

They're printing traditional decorations on cloth rolls, mainly tableware.

While the rest of Italy was frolicking with duchies, kingdoms, republics and poo poo, we were the backwater of the backwater of the Papal States.
The only available colour was a redtastic mixture of ores and rust, which isn't really great at staying put on stuff UNLESS being printed with the force of five tons of stacked stones.

I still have my Grandma's napkins and bleach only makes the rust brighter.

Link for the new page
https://youtu.be/Gtg-GzbYy10

They have a website.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Platystemon posted:

It’s a three‐centuries‐old trip hammer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eryNkMhYpsY

This poo poo looks like something you'd see in Warhammer 40k.

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Trabant posted:

Circuit Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

This stuff is why I shouldn't read this thread at work. Apparently the other staff think I'm having a psychotic break since I had to put my head down to laugh uncontrollably.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://i.imgur.com/UjpwIRe.mp4

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

It took 4 turns for someone to take the center square?!

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Dienes posted:

It took 4 turns for someone to take the center square?!

It doesn't matter anyway. The only way to win is not to play.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/wBYsaCH.gifv

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?
Without an appropriately sized melon that's a really lovely demonstration. The helmet would have to flex to an absurd amount for the watermelon to take damage.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What? The helmet completely protected the melon and its undamaged.

angryrobots
Mar 31, 2005

He's saying it's not an accurate test because the suspension of the hardhat is not seated like it would be on a human head.

It's probably a demonstration to encourage employees to wear PPE, and for that purpose it's plenty sufficient IMO.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Edit: yeah ^

Imagined fucked around with this message at 01:56 on Feb 17, 2018

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

/ wins in two. gg

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I saw a picture of a sign from a hardware store showing a male-male extension cord, with the caption "We do not sell these, we will never help you make one, these should not exist". What possible reason could someone ever have for wanting one of those?

dis astranagant
Dec 14, 2006

Memento posted:

I saw a picture of a sign from a hardware store showing a male-male extension cord, with the caption "We do not sell these, we will never help you make one, these should not exist". What possible reason could someone ever have for wanting one of those?

Arson, negligent destruction of property, hold my beer, etc

A cousin of mine rented a house that tried to run power to the garage that way.

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

Memento posted:

I saw a picture of a sign from a hardware store showing a male-male extension cord, with the caption "We do not sell these, we will never help you make one, these should not exist". What possible reason could someone ever have for wanting one of those?

Hanging christmas lights/extension cords/etc backwards is the usual reason.

Brain-damaged shenanigans involving generators is the second-place finisher.

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Trabant posted:

This poo poo looks like something you'd see in Warhammer 40k.

I was thinking World of Warcraft, somewhere with gnomes.

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Memento posted:

I saw a picture of a sign from a hardware store showing a male-male extension cord, with the caption "We do not sell these, we will never help you make one, these should not exist". What possible reason could someone ever have for wanting one of those?

Commonly called a suicide lead for good reason.

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Memento posted:

I saw a picture of a sign from a hardware store showing a male-male extension cord, with the caption "We do not sell these, we will never help you make one, these should not exist". What possible reason could someone ever have for wanting one of those?

You in the South?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67lSYypSbfk&t=202s

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

hailthefish posted:

Brain-damaged shenanigans involving generators is the second-place finisher.

Your more discerning redneck will remove the meter and run romex raw from the generator to the terminal for the meter

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

:allears: Beautiful.

Quornes
Jun 23, 2011

Should say this machine eats idiots

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I really should make a few of these up with specific names of people I work with as a little joke. Forklift with "Warning: Not to be operated by Bob" should do nicely (as he was hungover/still drunk one day and punched the forks through some (luckily empty) gas tanks.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

Hah! Thanks.

I was a machinist for a wheel company for a while and they would put up signs for the machine operators that said "never climb into a machine" and had a Clarisworks style image/drawing of a few coffins. I wasn't sure how to feel about that one. It was good advice but... poo poo.

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
Does anyone have the picture from a mine site (I think) which has in large letters in one corner something along the lines of "IF SOMETHING'S hosed UP CALL ROB ON ..."?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


GotLag posted:

Does anyone have the picture from a mine site (I think) which has in large letters in one corner something along the lines of "IF SOMETHING'S hosed UP CALL ROB ON ..."?

Not hte one you want, but the one you need:



Big Clive sniffing Lithium batteries as he pulls them apart:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYFuVbZmu5M&t=1384s

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Feb 18, 2018

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

GotLag posted:

Does anyone have the picture from a mine site (I think) which has in large letters in one corner something along the lines of "IF SOMETHING'S hosed UP CALL ROB ON ..."?

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Papa Emeritus III posted:

I was a machinist for a wheel company for a while and they would put up signs for the machine operators that said "never climb into a machine" and had a Clarisworks style image/drawing of a few coffins. I wasn't sure how to feel about that one. It was good advice but... poo poo.

Were the coffins like when they draw something on the side of a plane to indicate a kill? :ohdear:

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Thanks, that's exactly what I was after.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Calling Todd right now, about my posting.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


I fuckin hate circling the joke, it’s so much worse when the circle is lovely

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Do they make bobcats wear helmets and earmuffs too?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
How the hell is that even a phone number, Todd?

iroc.dis
Mar 15, 2013

HEY NONG MAN posted:

How the hell is that even a phone number, Todd?

Might be a push-to-talk number

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Tell me more about the explosive-powered tools.

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wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

HEY NONG MAN posted:

How the hell is that even a phone number, Todd?

Australia

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