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Your wife tastes like donuts
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:28 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I heard All-Star Weekend was bad this year but the last page of this thread has been entertaining so I don't know who to believe The dunk contest was p good imo.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:31 |
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BWV posted:JJ Reddick needs to sit down with Stephon Marbury and Yao before Sino-American relationships are tainted forever. JJ works it out where Yao fires him from a massive T-shirt gun into a bowl of ramen. Crisis averted. edit- a tiny, Chinese bowl of ramen
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:39 |
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I imagine JJ's also having to deal with the counter-backlash online and a whole bunch of new allies sticking up for him that he never wanted.Athanatos posted:Your wife tastes like donuts This is hilarious, though. Donuts is the new Honey Nut Cheerios.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 20:47 |
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Jota posted:let those among us who have not accidentally said a racial slur in a video honoring that group of people throw the first stone
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 21:48 |
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Jota posted:let those among us who have not accidentally said a racial slur in a video honoring that group of people throw the first stone Well Mark Wahlberg did ok yesterday
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:48 |
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Im still pissed that Khaled got shook after giving the Nance dunk a 9 and started giving everyone 10's instead
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:50 |
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gently caress Mark Wahlberg forever and gently caress whoever decided to invite his piece of poo poo rear end.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 22:51 |
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cisneros posted:That's a layup, maybe she can dunk in practice? Have you even watched basketball before
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:10 |
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Dexo posted:gently caress Mark Wahlberg forever and gently caress whoever decided to invite his piece of poo poo rear end. Agreed. I hate that motherfucker.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:12 |
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Here is seven minutes of old man vince dunking on people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq3vlkRXgrw
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:25 |
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Dexo posted:gently caress Mark Wahlberg forever and gently caress whoever decided to invite his piece of poo poo rear end. What if it was his good friend, Jimmy Butler, the basketball player?
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:29 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:Have you even watched basketball before what makes you think that's a dunk
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:44 |
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Strawberry Panda posted:What if it was his good friend, Jimmy Butler, the basketball player? gently caress him too
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:45 |
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cisneros posted:what makes you think that's a dunk She grabs the rim and it snaps down, any other goofy questions? It's a dunk! Don't dunkshame her
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:48 |
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dokmo posted:Here is seven minutes of old man vince dunking on people I still can't quite process that somehow Vince Carter is pretty much the oldest player in the league and combining solid old man play with the occasional murderdunk.
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:51 |
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Chairchucker posted:The dunk contest was p good imo. If Aaron Gordon vs. Zach Lavine 2016 was a 10 what was this one
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:56 |
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https://twitter.com/MarcJSpearsESPN/status/965357628544057344
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:57 |
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cisneros posted:what makes you think that's a dunk she grabbed the rim dude here is a link with more examples, from the goat himself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCirjsNRXts
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:58 |
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Also need to add the followers of KD's burner accounts
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# ? Feb 18, 2018 23:59 |
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3 DONG HORSE posted:she grabbed the rim dude
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:07 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Also need to add the followers of KD's burner accounts It's probably just his other burner accounts.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:25 |
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i just don't have it in me to watch the all star game nonsense basketball unless they bring out washington generals exhibition basketball legend "Cager"
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:42 |
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MOVIE MAJICK posted:Reddick used a racial slur in a chinese New Year promotion It looks like he started to say "I want to thank the NBA fans of Chinese {coming out as chenese}," but realized that was the wrong and his cutting off of the word made a 'nguhh 'sound, then he restated what he meant to say, "NBA fans of China" Call it a freudian slip or whatever you like but I would guess that if i had a real time feed of his internal monologue that would be what happened. Probably could have been edited and fixed, but you gotta pump out that #content as fast as possible Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 19, 2018 |
# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:45 |
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The all Star game will be worth it just to see giannis actually playing defense and rejecting someone who didn't come to play.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:49 |
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Rick posted:No, he's scoring in the paint because the Lakers create open shots for him there or catch him cherry picking on the break. You don't lead the league in pace by posting up point guards and he's definitely not breaking players down off the dribble. And if no one else thinks a random collection of % stats is less important than how bad he is at one of the primary roles of a point guard in the NBA today (and is supposed to be a large part of the Lakers offense) then I'm cool with that. Lonzo Ball is ranked EIGHTY-SIXTH of Ninety-Nine qualifying point guards in oRPM But he's 4th in DRPM for pgs, which is great for a pg, but also points to his role, which is crashing the boards while another guard or wing is where a normal pg would be. He is a weird player, who doesn't fit the mold of a contemporary pg, like Rubio, but he is not "like" Rubio. They play the game differently, Rubio pre-injury had much more potential. Unless Lonzo can relearn how to shoot and make those long off the dribble threes, then his entire game will open up and he'll be a net positive instead of almost the worst offensive pg in the NBA. Poor Frank Nicotine. He's really a George Hill type, he passed the ball by using his good for a euro athleticism and creating openings, he hasn't been able to do that, he's kind of stuck in no man's land, passive scorer, passive passer, and the Knicks trading for Mudiay is an acknowledgement of that De'Aaron Fox also being on that list shows how hard it is to be a rookie pg, how bad Sacramento is, and how tough it is to contribute when your pg can't shoot. To reiterate, Lonzo Ball will be a positive NBA player if he relearns to shoot threes off the dribble. That is the skeleton key to above average NBA offense. If you can do that, everything else is much much easier. Think of how sloppy Steph Curry was as a passer, in pre-draft, people were calling him a 6'4 sg, but he's been able to create so many windows for guys because of the threat of his shooting that he's grown into a really good if overaggressive passer. Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Feb 19, 2018 |
# ? Feb 19, 2018 00:53 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:i just don't have it in me to watch the all star game nonsense basketball unless they bring out washington generals exhibition basketball legend "Cager" Theoretically couldn't they use the midget globetrotter in the NBA and make him a foul generating machine?
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:01 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:Lonzo Ball is ranked EIGHTY-SIXTH of Ninety-Nine qualifying point guards in oRPM Overall his RPM is really good though, for the situation. If you're hitting him for the Offensive part of it, it's not fair not to give him credit for a higher RPM than Dragic, Reggie Jackson, Clarkson... You talk about being a net positive, but on RPM he is! There is a lot of cherry picking stats (Ignore RPM, only look at ORPM! Ignore production ONLY look at P&R stats!) to try to tell this narrative. Being a rookie PG is really tough and Lonzo has been playing alright. Everyone who knew how players develop knew he was going to be a project, and so far he's been doing pretty decent.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:08 |
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Dejan Bimble posted:It looks like he started to say "I want to thank the NBA fans of Chinese {coming out as chenese}," but realized that was the wrong and his cutting off of the word made a 'nguhh 'sound, then he restated what he meant to say, "NBA fans of China" There's like 3 options and none of them make a whole lot of sense 1) JJ Redick had some really weird tongue twister which made him say something very close to a racial slur (but didn't realize what he said sounded like a racial slur) 2) JJ Redick does not know that the slur is a slur 3) JJ Redick is a really stupid racist who thinks saying this is fine #1 is the most likely, I guess??
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:15 |
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JJ Redick intentionally saying a slur directed towards the people he's wishing happy new year to in an official video is not an option. He wouldn't do it. You'd have to be stupid, in fact, to think he'd do it.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:30 |
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jackofarcades posted:There's like 3 options and none of them make a whole lot of sense #1 isn't that weird unless you've never stuttered in your life or tripped over words. He started saying "NBA Chinese fans", realized 2 syllables in that he was supposed to say "NBA Fans from China" and stuttered. "NBA Chink fans from China" would be a super weird turn of phrase if you are trying to be racist or if you don't know its a slur, so its likely it wasn't what he meant to say.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 01:56 |
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please change the thread title to "Your wife tastes like donuts"
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 02:23 |
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I am in shock how much everything around the ASG is awful this year. Lets hope the game is better.
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 02:34 |
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JJ Redick is really good friends with a guy who was on the same high school team as another guy who called some half Chinese kid a chink during a junior high basketball tournament
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:24 |
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:28 |
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Lockback posted:#1 isn't that weird unless you've never stuttered in your life or tripped over words. He started saying "NBA Chinese fans", realized 2 syllables in that he was supposed to say "NBA Fans from China" and stuttered. "NBA Chink fans from China" would be a super weird turn of phrase if you are trying to be racist or if you don't know its a slur, so its likely it wasn't what he meant to say. More likely Racist McRacism kept saying to himself in his head "don't say chink don't say chink don't say chink" over and over again before overloading his brain and slipping
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:30 |
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WhyteRyce posted:JJ Redick is really good friends with a guy who was on the same high school team as another guy who called some half Chinese kid a chink during a junior high basketball tournament it's a term of endearment where I'm from! -JJ, probably
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:31 |
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J.J. Reddick somehow ending up experiencing an IRL Larry David moment is somehow appropriate. Dejan Bimble posted:
I will agree with that, I think he's going to be around a long time/welcomed starter if he learns to shoot, and he does have a history of being a successful shooter so him learning to shoot isn't as unrealistic as players learning to shoot apparently is as Dokmo taught us (which really drills home how lucky Danny Ainge has been the last two drafts).
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:33 |
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Hahahahah
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:39 |
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Rick posted:J.J. Reddick somehow ending up experiencing an IRL Larry David moment is somehow appropriate. J.J.'s Tourette's Awareness Month is off to a good start
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# ? Feb 19, 2018 03:43 |