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▂▃▅▆▇█ S █ U █ B █ M █ I █ S █ S █ I █ O █ N █ S █ █ A █ R █ E █ █ C █ L █ O █ S █ E █ D █▇▆▅▃▂
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Feb 19, 2018 09:00
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Feb 19, 2018 09:02
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Eh, I'm up now; let’s get this international megabrawl going! This brawl shall include: Defenders of the Shire:
Dulce et Decorum Est Pro Starbucks Mori:
Below is the pool of cryptids from which each team will be choosing. One member of each team must claim each cryptid. This needs to be done by 2/20 at 11:59pm EST. Feel free to strategize with your team about who picks what/goes up against who, but as soon as a cryptid is claimed in thread, it’s locked.
Your story must show the influence of your selected beastie, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it needs to be directly included. Additionally, after all cryptids have been distributed, each pair will be given a one-word theme to help color their stories. Said word will be somewhat loose and not all that restrictive. While you’ll be going head to head against an opponent, the ruling on which team wins will be based on an aggregate of overall quality. Your brawl entries are due by March 1st, 11:59pm EST, and you have 1,000 words to make something memorable. If you toxxed in, you know what’s at stake. Please keep in mind, I also have a box of shameful avatars that I’m ready to slap on the rear end of anyone who lets their team down. Now go. GO GO GO! Chili fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Feb 20, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 09:10
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Chili posted:Eh, I'm up now; let’s get this international megabrawl going! in with the 
Sitting Here fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 09:31
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(12:28:36 AM) newtestleper: I'm just gonna pick whatever Neth does and beat her Wolpertinger it is.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:31
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Fine wolpertinger
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Feb 19, 2018 09:34
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Exmond posted:Practice what you preach. If you want to get rid of the narrative structure you should be accepting of other forms of stories.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:37
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Jokes.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:40
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Also I am in the brawl with that fuckin Aswang. Gimme dat good good Manananggal.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:40
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What are we?
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Feb 19, 2018 09:40
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:What is a ... joke? pick your monster you impossible whining giblet e: better
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Feb 19, 2018 09:41
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Sitting Here posted:in with the Me too
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Feb 19, 2018 09:41
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Interprompt: Explain a joke. 250 words. As if interprompt wc matters.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:42
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Sh, wolpertinger goes to you. Stated in the prompt, once it's claimed, it's locked. It's advised that y'all talk your choices out to avoid further mishaps.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:43
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Tired: shitposting Wired: poo poo posting
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Feb 19, 2018 09:43
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Oh Jesus Christ now y'all picked based on who incorrectly picked things..... Uch. Ok sh, your edit counts since ntl picked to go up against a person who picked the other thing... Grrr. No more of that though. When a thing is picked, it goes to that person.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:44
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big ole dicks big ole dinger dongers cocks and such
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Feb 19, 2018 09:45
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I claim the Tikbalang. Bring it Seattle.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:45
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k well i'm going to write about the akkorokamui so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me
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Feb 19, 2018 09:47
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im gonna write about penises so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me big floppy donkey dicks
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Feb 19, 2018 09:47
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Write what you know.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:48
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thats bad advice because i cant write about big dicks any more
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Feb 19, 2018 09:48
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Write.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:50
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What do you know?
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Feb 19, 2018 09:50
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k i will write what i know nothing
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Feb 19, 2018 09:52
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Gold star.
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Feb 19, 2018 09:54
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Sitting Here posted:k well i'm going to write about the akkorokamui so you can either go with it or rules lawyer me i'll rules lawyer you if by that you mean 
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Feb 19, 2018 09:56
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Flatwoods Monster, please!
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Feb 19, 2018 09:56
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10:39 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc wanna fight me with the Tikbalang? ... 10:48 PM <DocKloc> Yeah, as long as our special word isn't horse 10:49 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc PONIES 10:49 PM <DocKloc> Oh god drat it 10:50 PM <DocKloc> I didn't even look to see what the tikbalang was 10:50 PM <sh> lol 10:50 PM <DocKloc> Should have loving known I'll still do it subject to above stated conditions, though Dr. Kloctopussy fucked around with this message at 10:04 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 10:01
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Dr. Kloctopussy posted:10:39 PM <Yoruichi> DocKloc wanna fight me with the Tikbalang? 
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Feb 19, 2018 10:03
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I’ll take a man-eating tree.
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Feb 19, 2018 10:06
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10:51 PM <DocKloc> This coming up while I'm watching Holy Grail, I'm just going to write about coconuts
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Feb 19, 2018 10:13
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Chili posted:muffle wuffle muffle muff huffle.
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Feb 19, 2018 10:15
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Wolpertinger the literal shittest thing ever
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Feb 19, 2018 10:21
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I will savage the Seattlelites while riding atop the Loch Ness Monster.
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Feb 19, 2018 10:48
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newtestleper posted:Wolpertinger the literal shittest thing ever I think you will find that is: Seattle.
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Feb 19, 2018 10:56
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curlingiron posted:Flatwoods Monster, please! Curlingirons and Flatwoods - Count me in on this monstrous golf joke.
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Feb 19, 2018 11:26
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Thranguy posted:Interprompt: Explain a joke. What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits a windshield? Has my life had meaning? Did I procreate enough? I'm not sure 2 million was enough. Mmm, fecal matter. Its rear end! But... Exactly! Because the speed of the moving vehicle propels the rear end end through the head, so very literally, the rear end goes through the head! That only makes sense if the bug is facing the windshield. Look, it's supposed to be a joke. Aesclepia fucked around with this message at 16:12 on Feb 19, 2018 |
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Feb 19, 2018 14:37
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Thranguy posted:Interprompt: Explain a joke. Beethoven's Favorite Fruit No, you have to say it right. You can't just say banana you have to say it like this: banana. See the difference?
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Feb 19, 2018 15:41
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