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BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
One thing that I always like about when shows mix weirdly is when you get pairs of actors/celebs that find out they work well together and collaborate outside of the sphere they met in - like Joe Wilkinson, British comedian, and Rachel Riley the current Numbers Girl on Countdown - they first worked together on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and now they've done a lottery advert together which is fairly cute. Unfortunately I can't find it on youtube but I've been seeing it on the 4id website attached to Kitchen Nightmares episodes.

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Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Guys, don't talk bad about the writers or we're gonna wind up falling down elevator shafts!

Alan Smithee wouldn't do that, he's a professional.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

BioEnchanted posted:

One thing that I always like about when shows mix weirdly is when you get pairs of actors/celebs that find out they work well together and collaborate outside of the sphere they met in - like Joe Wilkinson, British comedian, and Rachel Riley the current Numbers Girl on Countdown - they first worked together on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, and now they've done a lottery advert together which is fairly cute. Unfortunately I can't find it on youtube but I've been seeing it on the 4id website attached to Kitchen Nightmares episodes.

They did an episode of a show on Dave. Can't remember the title, but the premise was a pair of celebs get dropped in a foreign country with something like £50,000 in local currency, and have to spend it without having any physical items to show for it.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

There's no way Dave was giving anyone 50 grand. I vaguely remember seeing the show, but I have to think it was less than that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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50k on services? That's easy. Rent out an entire hotel of rooms.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

I mean, they also had to make an entertaining hour of TV. That was probably more the point than simply just getting rid of the money as efficiently as possible tbh.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This is scene is parodying the common American experience of being harassed by an overly-aggressive panhandler or solicitor. However in this case rather than asking for money or offering an overpriced product or service no-one is interested in, they are offering an opportunity most people would jump at and would be seen as a huge break in the incredibly unlikely event that it occurred even within the prosperous economic environment of the 90s. This tension between the familiar and the unfamiliar leads to a physiological response where the diaphragm repeatedly contracts in an audible manner that the person finds pleasurable commonly known as "laughter"; the result of a cultural practice known as a "joke".

If you have usefull, rare or unique skills which are worth a lot of money to an employer, they certainly can and will send people to poach you.

I've been taken out to dinner more times than I can count and I'm nothing special. I once worked with a guy who got a week's skiing holiday.

Some of the stories I've heard about really big players, especially in business, blow my mind.

Sunswipe posted:

They did an episode of a show on Dave. Can't remember the title, but the premise was a pair of celebs get dropped in a foreign country with something like £50,000 in local currency, and have to spend it without having any physical items to show for it.

"Well, I'm off to get some whores. See you in a week."

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Gorilla Salad posted:

If you have usefull, rare or unique skills which are worth a lot of money to an employer, they certainly can and will send people to poach you.

I've been taken out to dinner more times than I can count and I'm nothing special. I once worked with a guy who got a week's skiing holiday.

Some of the stories I've heard about really big players, especially in business, blow my mind.

I'm just personable and work in what's now a hyped-up field and I've gotten at least one specific unsolicited job offer from a person I actually met, a few more generic unsolicited ones from randos on LinkedIn, and a free sushi dinner from someone who just wanted to have an informational interview about the field.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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SiKboy posted:

I mean, they also had to make an entertaining hour of TV. That was probably more the point than simply just getting rid of the money as efficiently as possible tbh.

Rent the rooms, give them to people for free, but they have to agree that you can record them. Boom ~500 mini dramas. May even get to see some dude cry and eat a whole pizza by himself. That's riveting television.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Solice Kirsk posted:

Rent the rooms, give them to people for free, but they have to agree that you can record them. Boom ~500 mini dramas. May even get to see some dude cry and eat a whole pizza by himself. That's riveting television.

poo poo, I could make money for my standard Tuesday night?

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Milo and POTUS posted:

Trans fats episodes

The episode of American Dad where Stan uses Steve to traffic trans fat is still hilarious.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

YeahTubaMike posted:

The episode of American Dad where Stan uses Steve to traffic trans fat is still hilarious.

That's the one I was watching :haw:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Soooooo, Milo. Word on the street is you have some sort of Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger Shrine.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SiKboy posted:

There's no way Dave was giving anyone 50 grand. I vaguely remember seeing the show, but I have to think it was less than that.

You're probably right.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:



"Well, I'm off to get some whores. See you in a week."

Sorry! Bringing back assorted nasty bacteria and viruses counts as physical!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Elephant rides every day.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Inescapable Duck posted:

A lot of old movies can be hard to watch nowadays because everyone's more used to relatively breakneck pacing of modern movies, I think. Might be that movies were more of an event back then, something you'd go out to and sit down to watch, not intended for the small screen. (not that they don't try to make every movie into a big event nowadays, they're just bad at it)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a really good movie buried within an incredibly long and tedious one. I'm pretty sure you could improve the whole thing just by cutting it down to essentially just the good bits.

Then again, I find most modern TV to be unwatchably slow. Particularly on commercial TV where they spend half the runtime recapping what happened before the last commercial break and previewing what's about to happen after the next commercial break.

The Gillman
Jul 8, 2004
Beaten with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges
Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

Trans fats episodes

The King of the Hill episode is still funny

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Tiggum posted:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a really good movie buried within an incredibly long and tedious one. I'm pretty sure you could improve the whole thing just by cutting it down to essentially just the good bits.

Then again, I find most modern TV to be unwatchably slow. Particularly on commercial TV where they spend half the runtime recapping what happened before the last commercial break and previewing what's about to happen after the next commercial break.

Goddamn, you should see anime. There's a reason all the remotely worthwhile ones are like, 20 episodes max. And how much they were able to cut out of Dragon Ball Z to get rid of the filler and padding.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Tiggum posted:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a really good movie buried within an incredibly long and tedious one. I'm pretty sure you could improve the whole thing just by cutting it down to essentially just the good bits.

Then again, I find most modern TV to be unwatchably slow. Particularly on commercial TV where they spend half the runtime recapping what happened before the last commercial break and previewing what's about to happen after the next commercial break.

I used to think it would be a good idea if they offered unpadded reality TV. Then I realized anyone who really cared wouldn't be watching it in the first place.

Inescapable Duck posted:

Goddamn, you should see anime. There's a reason all the remotely worthwhile ones are like, 20 episodes max. And how much they were able to cut out of Dragon Ball Z to get rid of the filler and padding.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Soooooo, Milo. Word on the street is you have some sort of Mighty Morphin' Power Ranger Shrine.

God I wish. I lucked up though. Someone picked up a similar redtext but instead of the rad avatar they got MLP

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Beachcomber posted:

I used to think it would be a good idea if they offered unpadded reality TV. Then I realized anyone who really cared wouldn't be watching it in the first place.


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Fair enough. It's like British television, all the good shows know when to stop.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Milo and POTUS posted:

Trans fats episodes

Jokes about phones giving you brain tumours.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

Trans fats episodes

How does that work, does someone assume their isomeric structure?

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Tiggum posted:

Then again, I find most modern TV to be unwatchably slow. Particularly on commercial TV where they spend half the runtime recapping what happened before the last commercial break and previewing what's about to happen after the next commercial break.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MFtl2XXnUc

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Last/next time, on DRAGON! BALL! Z!

Back then you only had to watch every third episode or so to keep up with the plot.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Soap operas do that too. I remember back in like 1999 I broke my hand and couldn't work for almost a month (I was a baker). During that time I started watching the soap opera Passions, and, from what I remember through the percocet haze, there was a solid two weeks they focused on if these two people were going to kiss, all while cars were blowing up and days and weeks were passing outside. I was super confused. Also there was a doll that was a little kid, but everyone just pretended it was a doll.

I still don't know what was real or what was opiate hallucinations. It was a great month to be honest.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Ahaha. Passions was one of the most insane soaps due to the paranormal poo poo and would have been the perfect one to watch while on painkillers.

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Solice Kirsk posted:

Soap operas do that too. I remember back in like 1999 I broke my hand and couldn't work for almost a month (I was a baker). During that time I started watching the soap opera Passions, and, from what I remember through the percocet haze, there was a solid two weeks they focused on if these two people were going to kiss, all while cars were blowing up and days and weeks were passing outside. I was super confused. Also there was a doll that was a little kid, but everyone just pretended it was a doll.

I still don't know what was real or what was opiate hallucinations. It was a great month to be honest.

It was real. I used to watch Passions for no good reason when I was unemployed in 2000 for a few months. That show makes no sense. The Percocet probably made it more coherent.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

SEX BURRITO posted:

Jokes about phones giving you brain tumours.

I finally watched The Larry Sanders Show, and season 2 had an episode that ended on a joke about that. Great episode, and seeing Hank run out of his office yelling "Shiiiiiiiit!" was hilarious, but I couldn't not notice the cell phone/cancer thing being out of date.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Tiggum posted:

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid is a really good movie buried within an incredibly long and tedious one. I'm pretty sure you could improve the whole thing just by cutting it down to essentially just the good bits.

Then again, I find most modern TV to be unwatchably slow. Particularly on commercial TV where they spend half the runtime recapping what happened before the last commercial break and previewing what's about to happen after the next commercial break.

After the last Game of Thrones season ended I took a brief moment to look at the story boarding of it and the previous season, and at least three entire episodes's worth of knowing looks and frowning could have been eliminated, just from one glance at where things had started and where they ended up.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Yeah if anything DBZ was prescient. Though 24 is more directly to blame I think. It made sense with that show, at least early on, because in real time not a lot happens in an hour. But that constraint also allowed for underlying tension during action scenes because you knew every second that went by, the terrorists might be getting closer to the nuke or whatever.

But now, a lot of shows have episodes where barely anything really happens and the whole season is one plot, not because it's supposed to be real time, but because it's easier to write a bunch of vague stuff now and promise it'll make sense later. In hindsight we should've realized there was a link between extreme serialization and soap operas' plots being ridiculous...

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Serialization is good if the writers have a plan. It is good if they use it to do call backs to earlier episodes and develop characters. It is bad if it is all about 'the mystery' and even the writers have no loving clue h ow they are going to end it.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

sweet geek swag posted:

Serialization is good if the writers have a plan. It is good if they use it to do call backs to earlier episodes and develop characters. It is bad if it is all about 'the mystery' and even the writers have no loving clue h ow they are going to end it.

:lost:

I blame the X-FIles for creating the "story arc" syndrome of modern primetime tv drama. It's good, but only if done well.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Not so much an aging thing as having a different audience thing.

I was watching Stan Lee's Lucky Man and the main character is a cop that punches a suspect during interrogation. In the US you probably wouldn't think twice about that scene but since the show is British they made a huge deal about it and his colleagues were warning him that the entire case could be thrown out.

They also had some kind of weird recusal thing where a cop said he couldn't investigate a case because he knows the suspect? Is that a thing in the UK? He said because they both attended the same Gambler's Anonymous meeting he can't investigate her.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Perestroika posted:


They're not twins or anything, but throw a baseball cap on either of them and it's starting to become different to quickly recognise which one you're looking at offhand. Particularly since the movie liked to hop around between perspectives and locales with relatively little in the way of introduction.

I had a problem with the Departed for this reason. I watched it like 11 years ago so I don't remember more specifically, but I could not distinguish Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg reliably enough to make sense of the plot.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

sweeperbravo posted:

I had a problem with the Departed for this reason. I watched it like 11 years ago so I don't remember more specifically, but I could not distinguish Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg reliably enough to make sense of the plot.
I find it really delightful and hilarious that people literally can't tell white man apart in movies.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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sweeperbravo posted:

I had a problem with the Departed for this reason. I watched it like 11 years ago so I don't remember more specifically, but I could not distinguish Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg reliably enough to make sense of the plot.

Really? None of those people look even remotely alike in that movie.

I guess all good looking white guys look the same to you. Racist.

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

sweeperbravo posted:

I had a problem with the Departed for this reason. I watched it like 11 years ago so I don't remember more specifically, but I could not distinguish Matt Damon and Leo DiCaprio and Mark Wahlberg reliably enough to make sense of the plot.

goon face blindness strikes again

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Goon face blindness strikes again.

e: I was surfing an ancient version of this thread. I am not a mockingbird, I swear.

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