Facebook Aunt posted:

Agreed. Dead baby jokes are retro as hell. Due for a comeback IMO.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hells yeah! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?!

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Hells yeah! What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?!

You can't unload the truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!

Facebook Aunt posted:

What do you call 100 dead babies at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!


Wait, no, I think that was supposed to be lawyers.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Bob? No wait! Matt.

Outrail posted:

What the gently caress did I just not read?

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

but with babies

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Are we really not pointed out she named the loving thing Kepler?

I mean I'm really not in a position to judge, my son is named after a space-faring scientist/politician/sex-cult leader but really, Kepler?

Zesty posted:

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

If the Trumps become a dynasty I can name one future president who sure as hell isn't defunding Amtrak

elise the great posted:

Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth.

In short: you just wish you’d thought of it first nyeeehhh

trapped mouse posted:

Coq au Nandos posted:

idgi?

SiKboy posted:

Also the questions you get asked about your truck full of bowling balls are in a generally calmer and less urgent tone of voice.

Hoshi posted:

Either you die posting other people's self owns or you live long enough to post your own

Facebook Aunt posted:

Agreed. Dead baby jokes are retro as hell. Due for a comeback IMO.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

White is culturally conservative and politically left-wing.

Uncle Wemus posted:

https://twitter.com/3xchair/status/966071975625068544?s=20

The MSJ posted:

2018 is the 10th anniversary of a legendary dead baby joke.

edit:

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

He did not say they are crisis actors. Hes specifically written that they are children - and, since children are typically not good at understanding the media, they are perhaps inherently being manipulated.

White is making a reference to the conspiracy theory, but is not indulging in it. Its along the lines of calling Hillary Clinton a reptilian.

Nodosaur posted:

He literally calls one of the children an actor in a tweet several posts up.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Mikl posted:

Warning: from the OSHA thread.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

If I say that coverage of the 9/11 attacks was racist and link that to the popularity of ‘Bush did 9/11’ theories, that is not ‘supporting the mockery of 9/11 survivors’.

But we’re in an atmosphere where you’re equating White’s rudeness with pedophila. Obviously too soon.

Pirate Radar posted:

This is a fun one to play Guess the Thread with

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

okay i was grossed out but then i fuckin' d when I realized this was basically describing a baby exploding out of a woman's vagina

Pirate Radar posted:

This is a fun one to play Guess the Thread with

Aphrodite posted:

They weren’t aliens they were from Earth.

credburn posted:

I like their news roundup (Trends Like These) but with Courtney Enlow's contribution they're just a series of news bits with random misandry thrown in. I get that a lot of men are awful, but she takes it to a playground kind of mentality. Saying Hitler had some skill in painting is not "a defense of Hitler." It's just a loving fact, or a statistic. Saying Donald Trump has comparatively good grammar on Twitter is not a defense of Trump's character or anything else, it's just an observation of a skill or a trait. Her minutes-long, fallacy-prone rants about how men are awful are painful to listen to because somehow she takes a simple, pretty much self-driving argument (many men in power are awful people) and somehow manages to fill it so full of subjective bullshit, personal anger and frustration and grossly exaggerated interpretations of what other people said or did that it ruins the argument. It's like taking a rapist and then also accusing him of being awful to animals. Like, maybe he is, but stick to the argument if all your evidence is about how awful rapists are and has nothing to do with puppies.

sexpig by night posted:

sir the question was 'is this your handwriting'

The MSJ posted:

2018 is the 10th anniversary of a legendary dead baby joke.

elise the great posted:

Johannes Kepler wrote sci-fi, defended his mother in a witchcraft trial, invented orbital mechanics, confirmed the Copernican model of the universe, offended every political and religious institution in Europe, forged new ground in optics, and held himself to the strictest standards of scientific theory and observation despite the cost— losing his life’s work, his dream of a Platonic universe, and his chances of money and political support in favor of the actual truth.

In short: you just wish you’d thought of it first nyeeehhh

Neo Rasa posted:

If he toed the line with it it would be one thing but he takes makes huge strides to make sure his fetish has a foothold in each of his movies and, rather than heeling the urge, it's gotten to the point where it's even a major stepping stone to the plot of some of his movies, so I can understand if some people walk out of the theater a little skeezed out.

poptart_fairy posted:

On Tarantino's foot fetish:

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Corny.

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Gaius Baltar had sex with a bunch of hot alien robot ladies.

yeah actually they will posted:

FYAD noon adoptee: This guy is saying that he's getting married. That probably means he's getting married to a woman, right?
Me (grimacing into camera): Oh boy... this is going to be more work than I thought

ilmucche posted:

Eat loads of vegetables and protein. They fill you up good. I lost weight while feeling stuff full by having loads of veggies and beef/chicken/turkey.

I still drank loads.

wesleywillis posted:

Well hey, thats even more protein for you. And only 15 calories!