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beer pal

n/t

# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:08

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 08:56

Koishi Komeiji

I only drink the organic stuff, regular bleach has chemicals in it.

# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:48

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

I prefer brain bleach over that chlorine stuff.

# ? Feb 14, 2018 18:56

little munchkin

mixing bleach with diet coke to cover up the taste

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# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:17

wearing a lampshade

little munchkin posted:

mixing bleach with diet coke to cover up the taste

I think you'll need something a lot stronger to cover up the diet coke

# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:22

take the moon: by sebmojo

drinking grapefruit juice to Potentiate the bleach

# ? Feb 14, 2018 19:49

alnilam

i used to also get my butthole bleached but i realized if i drink enough of the stuff it ends up being 2 birds with 1 stone

# ? Feb 14, 2018 20:02

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

tide pods are my herbal cleansers

# ? Feb 14, 2018 22:49

cda: by Hand Knit

that scene from the princess Bride, but with bleach

# ? Feb 14, 2018 22:59

Gone Fashing: KEEP POSTIN
I'M STILL LAFFIN

socrates with a jug of clorox

# ? Feb 14, 2018 23:21

bog pixie

beer pal posted:

n/t

# ? Feb 15, 2018 00:25

bog pixie

stirring some ashes into my coffee every morning to get used to the idea of becoming dust

# ? Feb 15, 2018 00:27

vanisher

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm pretty progressive

*I say as I pour myself a tall glass of color safe bleach*

# ? Feb 15, 2018 01:08

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I drink artisan made bleach that I buy from my local Etsy pop-up shop. It's made with the finest hydrolized chlorine and is completely raw, organic and natural--and it's both Paleo and vegan. Did you know regular CORPORATE bleach contains CHEMICALS known to the state of California to cause cancer? Buddy there's no label on my bleach that says that.

# ? Feb 15, 2018 01:14

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

*drinking bleach from an upcycled mason jar hand painted with Columbine flowers*

this isn't like your average bleach, it's free from dyes and it's free of high fructose corn syrup.

# ? Feb 15, 2018 01:17

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Have you guys heard of that new home delivery cleanse company? It's called Grove and they will mail you a bleach juice cleanse every month. Seems hella rad.

I wish Uber would jump on the bleach chance bandwagon so I could get my chlorine fix whenever I want.

# ? Feb 15, 2018 01:19

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/23bd6f8f4f/human-giant-gas-guzzlers-w-fred-armisen-from-human-giant

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Feb 15, 2018 08:44

UWBW: Permanently banned from the Alamo

OP I tried this once and all I got was very painful kidneys. On the other hand, my teeth were very white.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig, and Koishi for the last one. TVsVeryOwn made the CyberMike.

# ? Feb 15, 2018 14:23

wearing a lampshade

*wearing an oversized tank top that says "HAIL METH 666" over my Pharoah robes tweeting nihilistic memes in my palace*
"Milk baths? Fuckin basic poo poo. I'm thinking.... Bleach. Let's see my boy Amenbrotep top that poo poo."

# ? Feb 15, 2018 15:40

alnilam

Look on my memes, ye mighty, and despair

# ? Feb 15, 2018 15:45

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

I have a friend who accidentally drank bleach. It was not a fun time

# ? Feb 15, 2018 19:39

alnilam

canyoneer posted:

I have a friend who accidentally drank bleach. It was not a fun time

maybe your friend should have started small, and built up a tolerance

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:05

problematic hug

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:12

problematic hug

we're finished, everyone. it's over. shut the whole thing down

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:15

problematic hug

apparently those were available before the meme. i'm sorry for perpetuating brand awareness

# ? Feb 15, 2018 20:17

Koishi Komeiji

problematic hug posted:

Those....actually look pretty good. How much bleach is in them?

# ? Feb 15, 2018 21:47

cda: by Hand Knit

I'm going to start with blech and slowly work the a in

# ? Feb 16, 2018 00:32

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

problematic hug posted:

The yre magnetizing towards my vital orgsns!

# ? Feb 18, 2018 02:43

Cymbal Monkey: Lift Your Little Paws Like Antennas to Heaven!

same but with tide straight from the bottle so I can work my way up to munching on pods.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 12:12

Android Blues

i love drinking a tiny bit of bleach, but my boyfriend is mostly into drinking little bits of ammonia and so we have to schedule a kissing session for when there's no residue on our lips.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:30

Android Blues

Told myself I wouldn't drink any bleach this week, but this morning took the spray bottle cap off a thingie of bathroom mould remover and mainlined it. Ashamed. On the bright side, my stomach and inner capillaries are really wet and warm, which I know is like catnip for black mould, so maybe I did the right thing.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:34

Android Blues

Something I like to do is drink some bleach, and then a little "taster's mouthful" of hydrochloric acid. PH equalises. Free, clean water. Chemistry on the way to your kidneys. Feels like you're channelling the pure atomic power of the Godhead. Feels like you're Coleridge writing Kublai Khan.

# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:37

Android Blues

the highly caustic substance used to clean grime from roadways is often referred to as TFR, which is great because it's a really convenient mnemonic for "Tasty for Renalsystem"

it's filled with lipase and will literally "eat the fat" away!

# ? Feb 21, 2018 15:41