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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

they look like a plumbers union that just won a game of darts at the bar

god bless our blue-collar gold-medal winners

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
:911: fat boy makes good

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
:911:U-S-A:911:

:911:U-S-A:911:

:911:U-S-A:911:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
IT HAPPENED. OH MY GOD. I LOVE ALL OF MY ADULT CURLING SONS.

Chicken
Apr 23, 2014

Grats US that was a hell of a tournament and you really Shustered it up in the last game.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

omg

omg

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Gold medalist John Shuster

Foodchain
Oct 13, 2005

I need a gif of the 360 no scope delivery

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
loving GOOOOOOOOOLD

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Big in this was Tyler, way better than his brother Paul.

That's some turnaround. If I hadn't seen it I wouldn't believe it.

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




NBC better show the drat medals, or I will be angry.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Aw poo poo, Season 2 Jessica Jones. It's about loving time

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer
I can't believe that
Wow that was great.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Shuster has come a long way from having to borrow pants because he angrily spilled water on his balls

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
it is 2018 and the United States of America just won an olympic gold medal in men's curling

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Mage_Boy posted:

NBC better show the drat medals, or I will be angry.

yeah i stayed up for this i want to cheer for the loving anthem

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mage_Boy posted:

NBC better show the drat medals, or I will be angry.

Medal ceremony is the day after the event

misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
Hell yeah see you in 4 years curling bros

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


I want to curl now. I don't have any idea how or where but I want to do this.

Dr Zaius
Jan 2, 2001

Smells Like Team Spirit
Canadian here, but that's why you gotta love sports. What a weird, crazy tournament. Congrats, USA.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


If you told me in the first couple days when they were violently making GBS threads the bed, that the US was gonna get to the gold medal match, let alone win it, AND score 5 points in one end, I would have told you to get the gently caress outta here.

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?
sweet as a ballerina with that fuckin' shot in the 8th

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
No one will even remember the entire pants episode if you just get a 5 ender and win a gold medal. EZ.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Hey what happens if the broom guys accidentally kick a stone? Just cancel the whole tournament?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Teddybear posted:

I want to curl now. I don't have any idea how or where but I want to do this.

Playing in my first bonspiel next weekend :hellyeah:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

duluth
duluth
duluth is on fire

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




PostNouveau posted:

Medal ceremony is the day after the event

Oh, then good night (morning?) everyone, I enjoyed this spending this exciting curling game with you.

tagesschau
Sep 1, 2006

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
THE SPEECH SUPPRESSOR


Remember: it's "antisemitic" to protest genocide as long as the targets are brown.

PostNouveau posted:

Hey what happens if the broom guys accidentally kick a stone? Just cancel the whole tournament?

depends on whether you're playing against Rachel Homan

Bankok
Sep 10, 2004

SPARTA!!!

PostNouveau posted:

Medal ceremony is the day after the event

They announced on loudspeakers that victory ceremony was coming up shortly and for everyone to stay in their seats.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Vertical Lime posted:

duluth
duluth
duluth is on fire

Shoulda greased the poles

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Bankok posted:

They announced on loudspeakers that victory ceremony was coming up shortly and for everyone to stay in their seats.

That's not the medal ceremony though.

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

It’s been fun, boys

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Bankok posted:

They announced on loudspeakers that victory ceremony was coming up shortly and for everyone to stay in their seats.

Oh yeah, I saw them doing a "flower ceremony" in one of the figure skating events, so they might play the anthem and poo poo.

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

DC Murderverse posted:

they look like a plumbers union that just won a game of darts at the bar

god bless our blue-collar gold-medal winners

Shuster works for Dick's Sporting goods.
Tyler George manages a liquor store.
John Landsteiner is a corrosion engineer.

Shuster was snubbed by the USOC, two of the team were cut from the training program and picked up by Shuster's personal team.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


What are we going to say when somebody really fucks up now that we no longer can use Shuster's name in vain?

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

PostNouveau posted:

Oh yeah, I saw them doing a "flower ceremony" in one of the figure skating events, so they might play the anthem and poo poo.

gently caress it, I'm waiting around for it, whatever it is.

SHUSTER 🥌��🥌🥌🥌

blackmongoose
Mar 31, 2011

DARK INFERNO ROOK!

Qwijib0 posted:

Shoulda greased the poles

You'd get stuck to them before you got halfway up

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Someone needs to put the HOLY poo poo PISS audio over that 8th end

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

the best part is how they're telling everyone that shuster went out and got in better shape for this competition

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u_s_eh
Feb 19, 2005

I AM ALL I AM NONE
Shuster's expression after the shot for five was priceless.

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