Asphyxious posted:

Lol I made up the gene case because I needed to remove people I couldn’t night kill.

Bifauxnen posted:

I thought you never needed to make up a case in this game, even as scum!

Bifauxnen posted:

I am now dead from a heart attack from all that salt, goddamn, did he really think the only reason I wanted to dunk him at all was cause of the late-reported watch flavor and he couldn't have possibly been an option otherwise or something? ugh

GulagDolls posted:

gratz 2 AA for opening his third eye in this game

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Lol to think gaspy could have died n1

Asphyxious posted:

Thank you

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

My chakras aligned with the stars

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

That Rufus avatar is 👌

Asphyxious posted:

I loved finding out the Rufus at one point canonically has a covered eye, I like my avatars to reflect my irl situation.

Asphyxious posted:

Guess I’ll need a Fujin one for FF8

GeneX posted:

Like, you had a whole thing about how suspicious mithross was

And then suddenly a dubious hypothetical pops up exhibiting a scenario where I might be scum, dependent on Mithross’ alignment, and you jump straight past Mithross

Bifauxnen posted:

btw KB, what were you gonna do if Moat had counterclaimed you though?

Podima posted:

I am both concerned and disappointed that Nat20's casing me based on me only casing him when he was asleep was actually legit and not just a scum play. That's really lovely dude, don't do that again.

Bifauxnen posted:

well, even though I was suss on you since you first claimed and again when you claimed to mime Nat, and my suspicion on Mithross was always being deferred all along whenever possible thanks to his watcher claim, I guess it just doesn't look as obvious in your position especially when you weren't in masondoc.

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Ah okay and then Pod finally comes back to me after ignoring me and making sure I'm asleep
since he knows I'm not responding at 1:40am my time
Pod #1 other scum team atm

Podima posted:

GeneX posted:

Wait, it was?

I mean, I was in the scum doc, and I’m pretty sure it was Nat 20 playing at being disgustingly over-paranoid in lieu of faking a bunch of reads

scumdoc posted:

Given my scumtell is literally playing normally at this point
...
I'm honestly so tired of being scum that I just roleplay characters at this point and see if I can make them fly

Moatillata posted:

Bifauxnen posted:

btw KB, what were you gonna do if Moat had counterclaimed you though?

King Burgundy posted:

No earthly idea, but

quote:

It was night in Midgar, although you couldn’t tell from the constant shine of electric lamps, creating a haze through the steam. Cloud, Aeris, and Barret were rushing through the city streets, their purpose true. They had to save the slums before they was destroyed. Shinra had finally gone too far, they’d poisoned the people and stolen the life from the planet, and they had to pay. An endless stream of Shinra soldiers seemed to come forward to stop them. Poor boys who they knew only took the job to try to give their families in the slums a better life, but they cut them down all the same.

As they moved through houses that lined these narrow industrial streets, it seemed the walls were collapsing in on them, the very homes they were passing heaved with malice. They heard a terrible creak behind them as a house did the impossible, and came off its foundation, chasing them, crashing into other homes leaving splinters of wood and bits of twisted metal in its wake, yet they had no time to stop. Desperate to reach the reactor and perhaps stop this madness, they ran from the monstrosity chasing them. The soldiers before them scattered as they saw a 2-story home rushing forward to crush them all.

Yet as they turned a corner they found an opponent who did not run. A massive monster in its own right. The heavy tank with treads, yet the body of a triceratops blocked their path. As the house rounded the corner, they steady themselves. They were trapped.

“This ain’t good!” Barret shouted, revving up his gun arm. Cloud took out his sword and stood back to back with Barret as they tried to decide which abomination was the bigger threat. Aeris said a quiet prayer to herself and waited for the inevitable crash of violence to come.

But instead nothing happened. The house and tank had stopped moving. The three heroes looked at their opponents, but rather than focusing on them, they were staring at each other, or at least what they thought a house and a dinosaur tank might look like if they were staring. There was a moment’s pause, where the chaos of the scene disappeared, and none were sure what to do. Then the house opened its front door and a horrific sound that seemed to come from wood scraping together escaped the doorway. It was a cacophony of noise, yet somehow could be entirely understood.

“Tim?! Is that really you!” the house exclaimed. The three wondered who Tim could be when the noticed the tank treads push slightly forward, its mechanical eyes squinting.

“Alan….” It said in a robotic voice, seemingly unsure. Then in a moment its treads pushed forward at full speed. “Alan!” it shrieked into the air, releasing a great cloud of steam. Cloud and Barret jumped to one side, grabbing Aeris as they passed, before the tank crushed them in its haste to reach the house.

As they got to their feet and turned to survey the scene, it was a sight to behold. The tank was running its treads over the exterior of the house, shaking the wooden slats that made up the walls, the shingles rattling against each other. The house took its strange arms and grabbed the horns of the dinosaur, rubbing them vigorously, causing another puff of steam to come shooting out of the tank.

“Ha! They’re fighting each other!” Barret yelled joyfully, giving Cloud a punch in the arm.

“Umm…I don’t think…” Cloud started, when the house gave out an unmistakable moan of pleasure, the stilts it was standing on from the foundation shaking. Cloud and Barret looked away.

Aeris clasped her hands together, “Aww isn’t that sweet?” watching the couple with a smile. Cloud grabbed her arm.

“C’mon, we better go. Let’s…leave them to it.” And the three started to run away, recalling their original mission to save this cursed city and leaving the lovers behind. They agreed to never speak of this again, but it did not matter because they had spent so long watching a house and a tank shaped like a dinosaur make sweet love that they were too late to stop Shinra, and were crushed to death by the plate falling on them and they all died.

Asiina posted:

Sorry for being useless, but at least it didn't completely tank the game. Multiple scumteam is rough. Here is a short erotic yet tasteful fanfic about a house and a tank to make up for it.

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If You Give A Yuffie A Materia
by Bifauxnen

If you give a Yuffie a materia...
She'll want a support materia to link to it.
So you'll give her a nice mastered All materia.
Once she's equipped that materia, she'll want another.
And another.
And another.
Once she's fully equipped, she'll ask you to get her a better weapon with more slots.
You'll have to go sidequesting.
Once you go exploring for sidequests, she'll ask if you can stop by Wutai.
When you get to Wutai and she sees how unguarded your materia stash is, she'll "borrow" it all.
She'll run away.
You'll have to chase her all over the mountains.
Seeing the village will remind her of how she wants Wutai to fight the Shinra.
She'll get into a big argument with her dad.
Once that's done she'll go hide in a pot, but the shaking will stand out.
So you'll corner her to ask for your materia back.
She'll ask you to pull a lever to get it.
Pulling the lever will drop down a cage.

Bifauxnen posted:

I was going to pay homage to Minifauxnen's favorite book of the moment, "If You Give A Moose A Muffin"


That was as far as I got before I saw the suggestions about Doom House/palette swapped Doom House and Doom House/Triceratops Tank, and then I could only retreat in great shame at my inadequacy.

GeneX posted:

You needed to go into much more detail about the curvature and thickness of the tank's gun, and the moist, humid interior of the house, only enhanced by dripping water coming from burst pipes in the "basement"

Podima posted:

I am both concerned and disappointed that Nat20's casing me based on me only casing him when he was asleep was actually legit and not just a scum play. That's really lovely dude, don't do that again.

Asphyxious posted:

Also hey Nat20 why’d you kill me??

Natural 20 posted:

I did a quick calculation and I believe town could have killed both scum teams inside a Day: 1 Dayvig, 1 Nightvig, 1 lynch, Shinra Kill, Turk Kill, Sephiroth Kill. All scum die D1

CapitalistPig posted:

Still pretty unlikely.

That being said scum were at a disadvantage this game. If i had kept the game the original roles and size i went with there would have been like 36 players or so so i cut a LOT out, there would've been two more scum (one pr for each team) plus another 3p and some more vt. So then i tried to scramble roles and i ended up second guessing things.

Then i totally forgot about the cruise and had to be disconnected from the game for a week which was hard because it created a couple flavor inconsistencies.

All in all i feel like i should've spent another couple weeks on it and opened it after the vacation. But oh well hindsight etc.

Overall i was relatively pleased with the outcome, though it could have been better.

Stay tuned for an upcoming flavor heavy cpig creation about wizards opening in the next few days then i start work on the next final fantasy game.... Final Fantasy Tactics!