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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

# ? Feb 25, 2018 06:25

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# ? May 9, 2024 05:06

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

drat, he is mexican isnt he

# ? Feb 25, 2018 07:00

rovert: Jun 10, 2013

Karmine posted:

I want Dave Meltzer to speak at my wedding but I already got married so now he has to speak at my funeral.

And give Lucha Underground spoilers in the middle of it unprompted.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 07:15

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

I think he'll outlast lucha underground

# ? Feb 25, 2018 09:10

Mob: May 7, 2002; Me reading your posts

Two weeks ago I literally tweeted "Les The Wrestling Journalism Ombudsman is so upset over Meltzer's Latin American Tournament reporting he's going to commission more racist Bryan Alvarez comics for his site" so now I am technically the scoops man

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:48

dsriggs: May 28, 2012; MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Mob posted:

Two weeks ago I literally tweeted "Les The Wrestling Journalism Ombudsman is so upset over Meltzer's Latin American Tournament reporting he's going to commission more racist Bryan Alvarez comics for his site" so now I am technically the scoops man

Meatyfist just posts those on The Board pro bono

# ? Feb 25, 2018 16:02

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

So what'd Dave do to get Bischoff's boxers in a twist?

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:37

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

point out repeatedly how badly WCW was run?

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Feels Villeneuve posted:

point out repeatedly how badly WCW was run?

Yeah but he always does that. Something really set Bischoff off yesterday, apparently.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:42

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

VJeff posted:

So what'd Dave do to get Bischoff's boxers in a twist?

Made Bryan swear that Bischoff couldn't speak at Dave's funeral

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:45

Marquis de Pyro: Sep 25, 2006; Evil Prevails

Dave has been arguing with people on twitter for like a week about whether Vince was going to have Jerry Jarrett run WWF if he went to jail in the 90s

Apparently, this is a hot button issue that people really care about in 2018, and Bischoff got mad somehow

# ? Feb 26, 2018 19:43

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

Sadly I don't have a gif but on this weeks Retro Nitro, Goldberg hits the greatest shoulder tackle i have ever seen:

# ? Feb 26, 2018 20:31

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

Bischoff trying to insult Dave by saying he tried to be one of the boys is one of the biggest :ironicat:

that I've ever seen on wrestling twitter

# ? Feb 26, 2018 20:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Low Desert Punk posted:

Bischoff trying to insult Dave by saying he tried to be one of the boys is one of the biggest that I've ever seen on wrestling twitter

This reminds me, wasn't there a show where Konnan brought Dave backstage with him? And more than a few of the guys there just assumed Dave was a worker? :xd:

# ? Feb 26, 2018 21:43

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Dave has been arguing with people on twitter for like a week about whether Vince was going to have Jerry Jarrett run WWF if he went to jail in the 90s

Apparently, this is a hot button issue that people really care about in 2018, and Bischoff got mad somehow

It's amazing to see people argue with Dave that WWE's own DVDs are not a valid source on this issue as WWE lies about everything.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 02:37

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Lying on-disc is actually illegal

# ? Feb 27, 2018 02:41

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

So is lying online and that despicable Shave Seltzer does it all the time

# ? Feb 27, 2018 03:59

PaybackJack: May 21, 2003; You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!

Probably going to be some Lucha Underground spoilers on the show today.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 10:38

SatoshiMiwa: May 6, 2007

I love they finally include a time stamp with spoilers when LU is probably at it's least relevant

# ? Feb 27, 2018 15:51

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

The Rob guy on the B&V show was alright, wonder if we'll see more of him in the future.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:40

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Him starting to say chicks and then catching himself was pretty funny

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:39

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

After WOL today, I really wanna see twenty five powerslams at Mania.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:59

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

All on Semp? Because :same:

# ? Feb 27, 2018 22:32

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/968635902288211968

*rubs hands in anticipation*

# ? Feb 28, 2018 01:00

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/FO_VVerhei/status/968627351297843200

# ? Feb 28, 2018 01:02

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I have zero interest in sports podcasts but I listened to I Left My Wallet in Greg Palanco with Dave Meltzer and it was really good, because it's Dave talking for an hour plus and that's always fun.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:22

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

Next week's Retro Nitro is the hour with no wrestling :stonk:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:27

Incessant Excess: Aug 15, 2005; Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

I will check out this episode of the worst named podcast.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:27

algebra testes: Mar 5, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Bryan not knowing what the bang bus was. Lmao

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

algebra testes posted:

Bryan not knowing what the bang bus was. Lmao

Ahahaha, yeah that was great.

Also liked Vinny getting embarassed halfway through making a Christ analogy.

# ? Feb 28, 2018 22:34

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

algebra testes posted:

Bryan not knowing what the bang bus was. Lmao

I didn�t either and I didn�t want to google it at work :saddowns:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 23:53

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

St Evan Echoes posted:

I didn�t either and I didn�t want to google it at work

Haha, reminds me of when I warned people not to search for Ultimate Surrender, and somebody (LividLiquid I think?) replied,"....I did a search for Ultimate Surrender.... :stare:

# ? Feb 28, 2018 23:57

21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Jerusalem posted:

Haha, reminds me of when I warned people not to search for Ultimate Surrender, and somebody (LividLiquid I think?) replied,"....I did a search for Ultimate Surrender.... "

"Ultimate Surrender features hardcore naked female wrestling porn videos where the winner gets to dominate the loser with some kinky lesbian FemDom!"

Always listen to J-Ru :gonk:

# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:15

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Porn is just wrestling with more healthcare rules.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:10

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

Porn is just wrestling with more healthcare rules.

Probably less cases of herpes, too

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:11

Web Jew.0: May 13, 2009

Cleaner finishes

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:16

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

better written than smackdown at least

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:19

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

I've never understood how if Johnny Ace was recruiting at Florida strip clubs he didn't end up finding some people with actual charisma.

Then again they'd probably laugh at the money a development deal offers.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:22

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

MassRafTer posted:

I've never understood how if Johnny Ace was recruiting at Florida strip clubs he didn't end up finding some people with actual charisma.

Then again they'd probably laugh at the money a development deal offers.

found it

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:22

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# ? May 9, 2024 05:06

MassRafTer: May 26, 2001; BAEST MODE!!!

Raskolnikov38 posted:

found it

I forgot he was probably just in Tampa and Orlando.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:27

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