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whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Garrand posted:

I think it's supposed to be one of those day/night cycle things? I just find it funny the artist clearly took one look at the internal clockwork and went "nope, can't do it" and did that instead.

e: God, even the hands of the clock are so much shittier.

There's a whole lot of "eh, gently caress it" in that tattoo, that's for sure.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:01

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 10:09

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
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whypick1 posted:

There's a whole lot of "eh, gently caress it" in that tattoo, that's for sure.

Even the text is poo poo, like it was free-handed and the tattooist just used the banner as his baseline, instead of centring it vertically

# ? Feb 22, 2018 06:35

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Geez, there were so many layers of bad that I just now noticed the typo.

# ? Feb 22, 2018 07:30

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

whypick1 posted:

Geez, there were so many layers of bad that I just now noticed the typo.

Omg

"Lost time is
Never found agin' "

# ? Feb 22, 2018 13:11

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Wow that's a photo that keeps on giving. I also like that it seems to have been taken in a public toilet

# ? Feb 22, 2018 16:28

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

You mean "artist's studio".

# ? Feb 25, 2018 00:34

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Male Tears posted:

When this first loaded the bottom of the page cutoff was just below the hands, and I was really worried I was going to scroll down to see Dobby hiking up his tunic.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 05:01

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

I absolutely cannot wait to see the finished product!

I will be back a week on Tuesday with the final pictures!

*edit* I don�t understand where all the purple has disappeared to. There is no way there was that much excess ink just from a little bit of purple linework.

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# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:36

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Is that some dude's house? Do they not vacuum their floors?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:27

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

IUG posted:

Is that some dude's house? Do they not vacuum their floors?

Nope. It�s a shop in Warrington (UK).

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:53

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

the floor is just bruised from decades of bad choices happenign on it.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 16:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I thought it was a lovely water color but it might really just be excess ink from heavy lines.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 19:52

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Maybe laid the ditto on REALLY heavy?

# ? Feb 25, 2018 20:12

Vato: Jan 14, 2018

LingcodKilla posted:

I thought it was a lovely water color but it might really just be excess ink from heavy lines.

I've never gotten or seen anyone getting a ~watercolor~ one, so I was wondering maybe that's how they do it. I really am interested to see how this style ages. That and the very fine line/tiny dot/delicate kinds. I think that sort of work is pretty, but will underboob chandeliers hold up? Only time will tell.

Here's a good(?) mix of both.

I mean, to me it looks like a big ol' bruise with some ink dribbled on it already.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 22:11

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

ricketyvickyt posted:

I absolutely cannot wait to see the finished product!

I will be back a week on Tuesday with the final pictures!

*edit* I don’t understand where all the purple has disappeared to. There is no way there was that much excess ink just from a little bit of purple linework.

As someone who mops the floor of a tattoo studio, Jesus CHRIST that floor.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 22:48

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

I thought she was doing it to herself, because the lines look like a bad tracing.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 08:04

Thin Privilege: Jul 8, 2009; IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT; Gravy Boat 2k

Vato posted:

I've never gotten or seen anyone getting a ~watercolor~ one, so I was wondering maybe that's how they do it. I really am interested to see how this style ages. That and the very fine line/tiny dot/delicate kinds. I think that sort of work is pretty, but will underboob chandeliers hold up? Only time will tell.

Here's a good(?) mix of both.

I mean, to me it looks like a big ol' bruise with some ink dribbled on it already.

That�s gonna be a nice blob in two years.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 09:51

dpack_1: Mar 23, 2009; Let another's wounds be your warning

Shoehead posted:

As someone who mops the floor of a tattoo studio, Jesus CHRIST that floor.

This got me looking at my studio floor. The laminated wood looked great when I first bought it 5 years ago, but man is it looking aged now, nothing like this though. Still, if it ever started to look as frayed and scratched as that photo i'd be investing in tiles out of sheer embarrassment and worry that the council would shut me down as a germ factory isn't quite what they want to license for special treatments.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 17:47

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Thin Privilege posted:

That�s gonna be a nice blob in two years.

That's a "nice" blob now.

I really don't understand that style of tattoo. They always just look like a bruise or like someone spilled something on themselves.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 08:58

Gizmo Chicken: Feb 17, 2011; Yep.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 09:12

slinkimalinki: Jan 17, 2010

Gizmo Chicken posted:

Crossfit could only be improved by participants carrying ink capsules in their asses.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 09:35

BgRdMchne: Oct 31, 2011

Gizmo Chicken posted:

that some nasty rhabdo

# ? Feb 27, 2018 17:34

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

# ? Feb 27, 2018 17:41

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Pastry of the Year posted:

This is horrible for many reasons but the one that gets me the most is why are the "ea" in "Feamale" done in a different font than the rest of it.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 17:47

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Gizmo Chicken posted:

GIS "Muscle Tear Bruise"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:15

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

It's so perfect. The person with the crossfit tattoo has evidence of multiple injuries to their muscles and joints.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:20

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

It's so perfect. The person with the crossfit tattoo has evidence of multiple injuries to their muscles and joints.

Oh holy poo poo!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:43

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:59

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

This is horrible for many reasons but the one that gets me the most is why are the "ea" in "Feamale" done in a different font than the rest of it.

If I had to guess, they had 90% of it done, but they/the tattooer couldn't remember if there is 1 a or 2 in female, so they finished the rest of it and left enough room for two letters if needed. Which was done by a separate artist.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 23:15