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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ugh

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handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/967952666398670848

lol

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


I'm Perma Banned Poster TonyFergusonXT

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
How dare one of his teammates reveal his game plan of for the love of god don’t get taken down!

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006




It Really Bothers Me That He Types Like This

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

JaySB posted:

It Really Bothers Me That He Types Like This

My grandmother types like that and she's 90. It really seems to be an old person thing. And yeah it gives me the shits as well.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
Hopefully after Khabib pounds his head into the mat 200 times he'll forgot how to use the shift key.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

i do want to know

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




JaySB posted:

It Really Bothers Me That He Types Like This

He Intentionally Types Like This Because It Annoys People.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVjZUFbCGK0&t=161s

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Lone Goat posted:

He Intentionally Types Like This Because It Annoys People.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVjZUFbCGK0&t=161s

Glad to know he's a bigger oval office than I originally thought.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

Is it that time of year for Brock to squeeze Vince for more money?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I was kind of on the fence as to who I wanted to win that one, but now I hope Khabib stomps him a new rear end in a top hat.

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



I wouldn't be mad if Mike Perry beat the poo poo out of Colby Covington, even though Colby kinda has a point.

https://twitter.com/ColbyCovMMA/status/967575078702600192

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Colby is such a tryhard

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

So with the rumors of Johnny Bones making a comeback this calender year and the lesnar white photo...

A man can dream of a pride type freak fight right?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
cub's response of 'i'm not a fan of this, or you' was great. colby is a penis.

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation

Dont tease me Dana I cant take Karbus Smothing v. Pud Marndo for an interim title if you're dangling a real fighter in front of me.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Brock is still suspended. He has 6 or 7 months left. It pauses when you leave the USADA testing pool.

CatelynIsAZombie
Nov 16, 2006

I can't wait to bomb DO-DON-GOES!

Matt Lindland posted:

Dont tease me Dana I cant take Karbus Smothing v. Pud Marndo for an interim title if you're dangling a real fighter in front of me.

Pud marndo in 2 as long as he doesnt run out of or use up all his energy- scary power

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Marching Powder posted:

cub's response of 'i'm not a fan of this, or you' was great. colby is a penis.

cub sounded like a disappointed dad and it's great

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

For once Ariel asks the questions people want answers to.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

ratchet horse girlfriend

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
you can't bring sponsors in the cage anymore but colby could make a killing if he solicited donations in exchange for shutting the gently caress up

Ad by Khad
Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.

Never been a big fan of this steroid freak

Never really been a big fan of Lesnar, neither

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Tony tries real hard to be a unique character but to me his most outstanding attribute outside of his fighting is his head and neck being one thing.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Im pretty sure Colby Covington took a runner up spot for best hard cheese at the british cheese awards

InfiniteZero
Sep 11, 2004

PINK GUITAR FIRE ROBOT

College Slice

Brock is wearing a UFC shirt so he's probably coming back. Also Dana is the new goalie for the Bruins. They both have a roughly equal chance of success.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

El Roncho posted:

Tony tries real hard to be a unique character but to me his most outstanding attribute outside of his fighting is his head and neck being one thing.

Sounds pretty unique to me.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Nierbo posted:

Sounds pretty unique to me.

He doesn't have to try for it though. It just is.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
I actually think hes one of the less fake personalities in the UFC.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Colby is such a tryhard

Yeah, when there's a seam of things to insult as rich as Mike Perry, how do you gently caress that up?

El Roncho posted:

Tony tries real hard to be a unique character but to me his most outstanding attribute outside of his fighting is his head and neck being one thing.

I like that he looks like a charicature drawing of Tony Ferguson.

Nierbo posted:

I actually think hes one of the less fake personalities in the UFC.

See, now that's a good burn

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Bobby Knuckles is going to the Olympics!

[presses earpiece]Wait, I'm getting something from upstairs

Sorry folks, turns out he's not going to the Olympics, he's going to their short-bus riding cousin, the Commonwealth Games. Apologies for the confusion.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Oh wow.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/2/26/17055394/frankie-edgar-responds-to-conor-mcgregors-claims-of-ufc-222-fight-offer

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Conor vs. Khabib at 215lb is gonna be good though

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

What's the over under on Conor overdosing on something before he actually defends a belt?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Snowman_McK posted:

What's the over under on Conor overdosing on something before he actually defends a belt?

That's not how betting lines work. But it's probably -260

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

JaySB posted:

That's not how betting lines work. But it's probably -260

I apologise, I'm not a betting man. Bad history of it in my family.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


JaySB posted:

That's not how betting lines work. But it's probably -260

He meant how many overdoses., thus over/under.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
That's a shame, there should absolutely be a 165 division and belt.

E and 170 becomes 175. Then 185, then open weight.

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Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Tony Ferguson rules because he’s like “I’m an intellectual you see, you want a hypothesis you got it, I’m a very cerebral guy, just look at my training techniques, no one thinks like this” *fights off drones with a sledgehammer while running on a yoga ball on top of a treadmill*

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