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Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

it was better when they'd offer the accused a job with the commission

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

or when that dick head judge made nick diaz say fifth amendment 80000 times

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:56

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Define pool urine.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:01

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

watching lawyers remote control duelling doctors to have a megazord fight over a case where there's exactly one piece of research that they can argue over, for a panel of armando garcias who don't know what urine means, sucks rear end

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:06

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

woah woah did he assume the dosage? that cant be right

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:06

El Roncho: Oct 15, 2006; I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Lex Luthor just sits idly by, nodding occasionally.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:06

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

howard jacobs is full on lionel hutz. stop hiring the guy. you will lose.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:10

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

WITNESS JON JONES

also is Anderson Silva in a bowtie one of the CSAC members?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:10

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

I wish my work didn't block the video. Seems like I'm missing some good fun.

The only outcome I want is the most hilarious one which at this point I don't know what it is.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:11

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

oh good they have a doctor to remind them that it's possible to intentionally take small amounts of things. next they need a mathematician to ask about how many days it is between june and october.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:12

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

howard jacobs is full on lionel hutz. stop hiring the guy. you will lose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Hz2k2PcfI&t=9s

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Digital Jedi posted:

I wish my work didn't block the video. Seems like I'm missing some good fun.

The only outcome I want is the most hilarious one which at this point I don't know what it is.

its on youtube too if it wasnt blocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:14

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

oh good they have a doctor to remind them that it's possible to intentionally take small amounts of things. next they need a mathematician to ask about how many days it is between june and october.

Can you please testify how many days until Halloween, and if my mom will let me be Michael Myers this year?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:14

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Dr. Scott is the same witness that brought no evidence with him to the Silva hearing. So this is going great so far.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/968564696453341185

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:15

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

getting their money's worth from this guy

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:16

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

Lid posted:

its on youtube too if it wasnt blocked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ

Weirdly on our desktops it is but if I go on mobile and use wifi it doesn't block it.

Thanks!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:23

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Man if they can't even prove this stuff what is USADA going to do to him? https://twitter.com/lthomasnews/status/968565729317539840

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:26

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

jon jones didn't read the book for the book report

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:33

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Jon Jones is giving testimony, and is now asking how he is supposed to do that.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:33

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I'm super careful

Except my previous case involved taking dick pills at dinner from a stranger

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:35

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

usada does not approve supplements

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tell us about the polygraph test, which again must be stressed is literally useless.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:40

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:43

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

A cheater is something that I will never admit to............... Admit is not the word I want to use....

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:44

Nierbo: Dec 5, 2010; sup brah?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

A cheater is something that I will never admit to............... Admit is not the word I want to use....

lmfao seriously?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:45

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

It's time to start pleading the 5th Nick Diaz Style.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:46

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

How could I talk to kids under court order and be a bad person, how can I do that without healing through self reflection? It would be stupid to do a cheat or crime after that, and only science can kick my rear end, which it has

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:46

eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

Le Saboteur posted:

Dr. Scott is the same witness that brought no evidence with him to the Silva hearing. So this is going great so far.

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/968564696453341185

lol he loving fleeced jones

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:46

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Last question I have

WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO ACHIEVE

This lawyer is god drat atrocious

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:48

Le Saboteur: Dec 5, 2007; I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

I think this is Jones' entire defense. https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/968573293505794048

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:48

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

What can you do to assure this will never happen again?

lmao what do you want me to lock myself in a cabin with my wife, and no pornography?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:50

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

jon needed a dry run and a coach on how to answer questions my god. i want to see you fight again.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:50

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Le Saboteur posted:

I think this is Jones' entire defense. https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/968573293505794048

I'm too stupid to be a criminal is a common defence these days.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:50

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

I love these things.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:51

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

"I've done some pretty embarrassing things" - Jon Jones 2018

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:52

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Yessssss the dick pill defence

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:52

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Listen, I am not trying to embarrass you, but lets talk about your dick

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:52

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

the iron clad "i don't think so"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:53

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Have you taken any more boner pills mr Jones, its a simple loving question.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:53

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me.

For posterity tritium here isn't being sarcastic, Jones literally said this in his defence

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:54

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