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Very healthy things that people should take
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:57 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:36 |
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This woman is exposing his LIES, I love her.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:57 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:57 |
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And Jon Jones is getting hosed up by this smart lady who actually read the forms
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:57 |
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Pregnant car crash referencing Jesus this is dirty laundry day
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:58 |
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Mr Jones, you said the last dumb thing you did was back then, but look at you now.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:58 |
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Woah what? Drag racing?! This is new
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:59 |
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God he is so bad at this as is his lawyer.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:59 |
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Lid posted:Woah what? Drag racing?! This is new Nah that was public when it happened, they released dash cam footage of him calling the cop a pig.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:00 |
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I cant believe his lawyer is not intervening even slightly over her bringing up all this motoring convictions and being on probation etc.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:00 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:jon jones didn't read the book for the book report Lmao
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:01 |
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willie_dee posted:I cant believe his lawyer is not intervening even slightly over her bringing up all this motoring convictions and being on probation etc. howard jacobs specialises in losing these cases by hiring guys that will defend lance armstrong for an hourly fee. he doesn't know poo poo.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:01 |
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"... It was reckless?"
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:02 |
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The lawyer ALMOST did his job there.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:02 |
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Ok now hes rambling It's like his mind remembered a random book report and is now just spouting it out I have no loving idea what hes talking about I've never tested positive?!
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:04 |
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my favorite quote by dan gable is "when i meet a man on male enhancement pills, i know i can gently caress his wife, because he doesnt have the confidence and work ethic to beat it up right"
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:04 |
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how did they not prepare him for questions about his past. jesus christ.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:05 |
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DON'T ADMIT THAT YOU DIDN'T TAKE THE CLASSES
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:05 |
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"to be honest with you I never did that" lmfao
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:05 |
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He had his own management do his parole work?! Holy poo poo Watch the cops come arrest him for it
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:05 |
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Wow
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:06 |
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It's not in my heart to cheat so by cheating by getting other people to take the tests clearly wasn't wrong.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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I never realized how dumb Johnny Bones is. I always assumed it was just a total lack of self-awareness.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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If I readily admit to past crimes that are beyond the statute of limitations, then my denial of the present crime for which I am presently being charged will carry infallible weight. Thanks, Johnny Cochran ouija board
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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DON'T ADMIT TO LYING ABOUT YOUR DRUG TESTING RESPONSIBILITIES DURING YOUR HEARING FOR FAILING A DRUG TEST. PLEASE.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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Digital Jedi posted:He had his own management do his parole work?! I'm just here to be sssssssuuuuuper open and honest With my illicit dealings See honesty is the best policy and clearly my current honesty shows I can't be dishonest to my other dishonesty
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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It was a 4 question for the polygraph? It already is bullshit science but only 4 questions?!
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:07 |
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Lid posted:
This is his legitimate defence as far as I can tell.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:08 |
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Digital Jedi posted:It was a 4 question for the polygraph? It already is bullshit science but only 4 questions?! I'm fairly sure a polygraph test has three or four starter questions as a baseline reading So it might be name dob residence... And then did you take drugs
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:08 |
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Dang this lady is really going down the list here
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:09 |
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jon completely self destructs and howard jacobs pipes up to say uhhh hey what are we reading here
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:09 |
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Man that AG who was only shooting for a one year license revocation was really aiming low.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:11 |
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jon jones is never going to fight again, and that's terrible
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:11 |
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I don't understand how he isn't squeezing Jon's knee under the table to get him to shut the gently caress up or doing something that we can't see, because he doesn't even look like he is listening half the time, just organising papers.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:11 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:jon jones is never going to fight again, and that's terrible if he had a decent lawyer he wouldnt be allowed to fight in this room again
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:11 |
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willie_dee posted:I don't understand how he isn't squeezing Jon's knee under the table to get him to shut the gently caress up or doing something that we can't see, because he doesn't even look like he is listening half the time, just organising papers. Works on retainer? No, money down!
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:12 |
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I believe Howard Jacobs possesses some sort of voodoo doll or phylactery that allows him to take the anxieties he should feel as a lawyer when his unprepared client completely shits the bed when being cross referenced on the stand and projects them onto some other being, and unfortunately it looks like he has a printout of dunc's post history in the box
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:12 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me. this really is a magical time to be alive
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:12 |
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willie_dee posted:I don't understand how he isn't squeezing Jon's knee under the table to get him to shut the gently caress up or doing something that we can't see, because he doesn't even look like he is listening half the time, just organising papers. shuffling papers and/or writing copious notes is what lawyers do to avoid weeping inconsolably when your moron client shits the bed in open court
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:14 |
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i didnt bring my hearing aid oh its the old man apologist
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