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Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I did not bring my hearing aid to this commission, on which I sit, in which we are hearing oral testimony, upon which we will base our determination on the future of this man's career

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:15

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:49

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

OK now this is the CSAC I know and love

"I forgot my hearing aid so I couldn't hear anything you said, some of her questions I heard though were good"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:15

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I need to constantly mention Stephen A. Smith for reasons

https://deadspin.com/what-the-gently caress-is-wrong-with-stephen-a-smith-1700198846

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:16

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

the image of alexander karelin grimacing and lifting a man off the floor but in the inspirational quotes image style and it says "Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Jon Jones desperately wants to but in and has no idea what to say to the old mans rambling

"i am 1000% in eevery situation i have ever done paid for the dumb things i have ever done and i handle it with grace"

suuuuuuuuuure jon

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:18

red19fire: May 26, 2010

'some type of weird favoritism'.

lmao throw the book at this idiot.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:18

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the image of alexander karelin grimacing and lifting a man off the floor but in the inspirational quotes image style and it says "Unfortunately, I've had some science stuff happen to me"

lmao

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

did he swear on his heavenly father that he's not drunk?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:19

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

how long until he cries

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:19

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

out of all the champions in ufc history i am the biggest advocate against performance enhancing drugs

hmmmm

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:21

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

how long until he cries

I saw a flash of anger when he realised that first Asian lady was nice but setting him up big time to make a fool of himself, I hope it doesn't turn to crocodile tears.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:21

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"i would've been caught a long time ago" this is your third drug appearance jon

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:22

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

JON YOU JUST BROKE YOUR NDA

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:22

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQzE7ff8pQ

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:22

red19fire: May 26, 2010

lmao his argument boils down to 'I've been winning a lot of fights, therefore I can't be on steroids'

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:22

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

not guilty

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:23

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

the zoom out to malki kawa when jon says his manager forged his signature. magnificent.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:23

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

poo poo hmm whats an inspiring song... uh... on the platinum album Bad, Michael Jackson tells us that

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:25

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the zoom out to malki kawa when jon says his manager forged his signature. magnificent.

your honour, the guilty man you are looking for is in fact in this court today, and it is THAT man

*snap cut to Malki with his face half bitten into a taco suddenly eyes flailing wildly around*

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:25

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

jesus loving christ

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:26

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

"i lost all my friends"
"like michael jackson always says...."
"examples please jon"

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:26

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

he said he's been working hard to improve his image and got asked like 60 times for specific examples and just went uhhhh ahhh i can't think of anything but i don't think i'm that bad

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

like Kanye West always says

She got a light-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson
Got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:27

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

he said he's been working hard to improve his image and got asked like 60 times for specific examples and just went uhhhh ahhh i can't think of anything but i don't think i'm that bad

he said he hired a driver

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:28

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

in closing, suck one haters

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:28

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Professor of Racism at UCLA pipes up to have his 5 minutes

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I promise you guys I've really really really tried to get it all back, this ending statement authored by Malik this isn't my statement.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:31

red19fire: May 26, 2010

Triticum Guzzler posted:

he said he's been working hard to improve his image and got asked like 60 times for specific examples and just went uhhhh ahhh i can't think of anything but i don't think i'm that bad

I'm amazed that he sent someone else to sign in to his public service requirements, but still maintains that he is a good person who learned his lesson.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:31

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Change your management!!

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

"i have considered changing my management"

*SNAP CUT TO MALIK BITING HIS TACO AGAIN*

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:32

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I think I could have some slight judgment issues *camera zooms to show Malki*

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:32

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I've matured in these last three years

*flashback to 8 months ago*

quote:

"As far as me doing coke before a fight, that�s not me trying to be a bad guy," Jones said while explaining why he copped to using cocaine during his press conference in May. "That�s me frickin� doing a bump�you know, at a party. The truth of the matter is, you�d be surprised how many people have done coke. I�ve been around some of the greatest athletes in the country. Athletes with a lot bigger names than me do coke. But people don�t talk about it. I just like to have a good time, man. If you can afford to smoke a little weed, and do a little coke, and still win world titles, who�s to tell you you can�t? I understand these things are illegal. And once you get caught doing it, it�s humiliating. But at the same time, I�m not an addict or anything like that. You don�t see me walking around weighing loving 100 pounds with my teeth rotting out and scabs all over my face.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:35

red19fire: May 26, 2010

'If I was sitting here having done steroids and lied to you, I would feel guilty about it. But I don't feel guilty sitting here.'

What is even happening here.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

barry bonds is bad for boxing

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Cycling has a whole lot more than just Armstrong Jones FYI

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36

ROFLburger: Jan 12, 2006

theres no way i could have taken steroids because if i did then i would feel guilty and i dont feel guilty

ergo i did not not take steroids

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:36

Soothing Vapors: Mar 26, 2006; Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

ROFLburger posted:

theres no way i could have taken steroids because if i did then i would feel guilty and i dont feel guilty

ergo i did not not take steroids

it's airtight

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:37

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Lid posted:

Cycling has a whole lot more than just Armstrong Jones FYI

he should know because the doctor he paid $400 an hour to defended lance armstrong but was also the guy who floyd landis did his whistle blowing via

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I don't know what guilty feels like so clearly I can't be guilty because isn't guilt truly in the eye of the beholder? In conclusion the Native American's was a land of contrasts.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:38

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

who is this southerner?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 21:39

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