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Gonz posted:“Mr. Dominoes, I was walking home in the rain with my pizza and there was a clown in a sewer and he took my pizza!” "It's insured, ain't it Georgie?"
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:14 |
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General Dog posted:Black Panther was fine, but the guys were a little embarrassing in their amount of praise imo. I had this feeling, too. I was thinking their On Screens tend to be the stuff that ages the worst.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:17 |
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General Dog posted:Black Panther was fine, but the guys were a little embarrassing in their amount of praise imo. Given how these dudes lean politically, did you really expect them to have anything bad to say about the movie?
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:25 |
I like the on screens as its interesting to get their takes on current stuff, but I can't imagine I'd ever re listen to one
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:27 |
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Lemon posted:I like the on screens as its interesting to get their takes on current stuff, but I can't imagine I'd ever re listen to one The BvS one is pretty good, but it’s technically an on screen that expanded into a full-fledged episode.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:37 |
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Lemon posted:I like the on screens as its interesting to get their takes on current stuff, but I can't imagine I'd ever re listen to one BvS is very repeatable but most of their "we love movies" on-screen episodes are not.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:37 |
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Yeah, I skip On Screens that I intend to see, then I never see the movie
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 19:48 |
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I like the on screens because I like the dudes' rapport and hearing people talk about blockbusters without going too far into either end of the Marvel Fanboy / RedLetterMedia spectrum
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 02:53 |
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It's really refreshing to hear people talk about the Marvel movies like they're actual movies expecting a plot and characters and stuff.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:29 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Given how these dudes lean politically, did you really expect them to have anything bad to say about the movie? i mean, yeah? there's a lot of left-wing people who are actually kinda mad about BP from several angles like, it's not overly shocking that they liked it but it wouldn't have been extremely weird for them to be like "hey this movie has some... Issues"
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 03:34 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i mean, yeah? there's a lot of left-wing people who are actually kinda mad about BP from several angles I'm only disappointed that they didn't remark on recycling, yet AGAIN, a "hero vs villain who has the exact same powerset!" ending.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 06:32 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I'm only disappointed that they didn't remark on recycling, yet AGAIN, a "hero vs villain who has the exact same powerset!" ending. I mean, comic book movies are either that or hero flies to giant space blue laser/portal
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 20:34 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I'm only disappointed that they didn't remark on recycling, yet AGAIN, a "hero vs villain who has the exact same powerset!" ending. Yeah but recycling is fake soooo...
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# ? Feb 25, 2018 01:22 |
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*in a trampoline salesman's voice* Hey, I just watched Death Wish 5, blammo. The sick way in which Bronson's character, Paul Deathwish, sets up for the badguys in the movie is really heinous. It's weird to watch him smile wryly to himself while watching a character burn alive in front of him after we spend 5~ minutes humanizing the very same villain
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 02:56 |
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Firstborn posted:*in a trampoline salesman's voice* The Death Wish movies have some really gross fascist undertones
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 04:42 |
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The Vosgian Beast posted:The Death Wish movies have some really gross fascist undertones Which is insane, considering where the franchise started at. The first movie is a pretty grimy affair, but it definitely doesn't fetishize the gun violence in any real way. I think the WHM boys used the term in their episode on Death Wish 4, but that first movie is an actual movie. The sequels went in a real gonzo direction, which I feel probably had more to do with Cannon steering the ship than anything. Unfortunately those latter movies are what became what Death Wish was, which is why we're getting this idiotic Eli Roth shoot-em-up reboot instead of something more subtle and reflective like the original film.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 05:20 |
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Death Wish 1 is a real movie. Death Wish 2 is a basically a remake. Death Wish 3 is loving bonkers B-movie territory. It's a hoot and a must see if you like trashy movies. Death Wish 4 and 5 are just bad movies. I really have no idea how they made 5. Bronson looks like he's on deaths doorstep the whole time.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 05:34 |
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Firstborn posted:*in a trampoline salesman's voice* 1) Great callback 2) I will never get tired of that accent. Blammo.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 06:04 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Death Wish 1 is a real movie. It's a real movie I guess but it's still a right wing power fantasy.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 06:22 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Death Wish 4 and 5 are just bad movies. I really have no idea how they made 5. Bronson looks like he's on deaths doorstep the whole time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDIoy9deFAc&t=19s
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 17:40 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i mean, yeah? there's a lot of left-wing people who are actually kinda mad about BP from several angles Sincere left wing critiques of the film totally exist, but they're not actually part of the public consciousness AT ALL. Other than some online spaces that nobody in the broader world is paying any attention to whatsoever, it's overwhelmingly popular with everybody worldwide, including (especially, even!) among people on the left.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 19:54 |
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E: Beaten and I didn't even know!
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 22:36 |
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Given how their feelings on THOR changed I wonder if it'll be the same for BLACK PANTHER (Though ultimately BP is the stronger movie). There's a lot I really like in that movie, but in hindsight, its flaws become more apparent. It sounded like Steve was about to address something that bothered me as well with Daniel Kaluua's character but he gets interrupted and drops it.
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 23:14 |
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They kind of fall into the trap of bashing the dumbest 1% of takes to be found on the internet on something (sexist stuff about nu-Star Wars, racist stuff about Black Panther, etc.), and sort make the leap that "those takes are stupid, therefore the movie is good".
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# ? Feb 26, 2018 23:18 |
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This derail about Paul Kersey's architecture class has me loving dying
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 11:25 |
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“I’m glad it’s not a hundred page paper, ‘cuz I can’t write for poo poo. Gettin’ dicks started, that I can do.”
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:40 |
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What was that movie that Andrew was thinking about? Where the guy wearing the wire was sweating so much it shocked him. I know I've seen that movie but I can't quite remember which one it is. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a comedy. The scene was supposed to be pretty tragic. I remember the guy got killed by the mob. But that was in flashback to someone else, I think the FBI/CIA agent or lawyer who was forced to put someone else in the same situation again and he was worried that his new informant would share a similar fate.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 04:38 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:Death Wish 1 is a real movie. Wait, is death wish Rocky with guns?
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 05:38 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:What was that movie that Andrew was thinking about? Where the guy wearing the wire was sweating so much it shocked him. I know I've seen that movie but I can't quite remember which one it is. I'm pretty sure it wasn't a comedy. The scene was supposed to be pretty tragic. I remember the guy got killed by the mob. But that was in flashback to someone else, I think the FBI/CIA agent or lawyer who was forced to put someone else in the same situation again and he was worried that his new informant would share a similar fate. drat it, I know exactly what you're talking about but I can't remember what it's from either.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 06:10 |
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It happens in Blow Out
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 06:15 |
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Corek posted:It happens in Blow Out That's it! I watched Blow Out a couple months ago. Blammo.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 13:27 |
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Can't stop repeating the line from their previous Death Wish episode in the Bronson voice, "I got a face like a microwaved walnut."
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 14:04 |
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Corek posted:It happens in Blow Out I thought they were mis-remembering the situation, because something similar happens in Saving Silverman. That was what movie came to mind when they brought that up.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 14:46 |
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Do not worry about Stan Lee
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 15:20 |
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MariusLecter posted:Can't stop repeating the line from their previous Death Wish episode in the Bronson voice, "I got a face like a microwaved walnut." I was howling at the discussion of Charles Bronson as a video game character managing his inventory. I got this candle. I don't need it. Now I'm in a dark factory. Wish I had that candle.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 15:21 |
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I'm happy they brought up Freddy Flakes lovely home life like I mentioned earlier. It's pretty bizarre to see how nice his relationship with his wife and stuff is, really humanize him, then murder him with a rated r home alone gag.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 15:42 |
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New mailbag has a great story involving a dance-off. It has nothing to do with movies and doesn't end with someone making GBS threads themselves so I have no idea why they included it other than the hilarity value.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 17:04 |
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I think their Bronson, Busey, and Palance are my favorite characters. Ka-blamo.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 17:09 |
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Calaveron posted:Do not worry about Stan Lee I instantly checked around because I thought he had died, jerk.
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Violator posted:I think their Bronson, Busey, and Palance are my favorite characters. Ka-blamo. I nearly called in the original The Mechanic just for more Bronson.
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