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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Yana straight up says "I was happy when I signed with the UFC but I wasn't planning to fight Cyborg in my first fight. It's a huge step up for me." in the embedded. Now they're smashing her with a hammer and stabbing her with needles to prepare her for the fight, shortly after Greg Jackson says" nobody expects her to win" into the camera. Boy oh boy.

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
with mma being what it is women's mma especially I could for sure see this being a holly Holm thing. who else is hype for my dude Brian Ortega! I've been hyping him up in these threads for years it seems

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I think Brian Ortega is really fun and cool but more in a “I will watch him on free tv” way and not a “I will pay 65 US dollars to see him” way.

mewse
May 2, 2006

I don't like Ortega's style and want to see him KO'd

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
They stab cyborgs opponent with needles and thats cool but cyborg gets stabbed wtih one needle and all of a sudden shes out for a year... how is this fair?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Triticum Guzzler posted:

here's jon jones, who during this testimony talked about how he's careful not to put anything in his body that he's not sure about, accepting a bottle of liquid from a complete stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ&t=2835s

here's the complete stranger who is not being paid to be here saying jon jones should not be punished

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVP8DjqDlhQ&t=10252s

What's the timestamp of him saying his lawyer committed a felony via forgery?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Grem posted:

What's the timestamp of him saying his lawyer committed a felony via forgery?

2:10:40 onwards

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
barboza / lee is confirmed

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Marching Powder posted:

barboza / lee is confirmed

pretty good run for the fight nights between that and the werdum card

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Marching Powder posted:

barboza / lee is confirmed

sick

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


sage posted a blackface face swap pic with the caption "Lol." and soon deleted it. the pics funny but its annoying to upload from phone ill do it later

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
[to the tune of chocolate rain] Blackface Sage

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
some say nice but others think hes gay, blackface sage

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

handsome only face posted:

sage posted a blackface face swap pic with the caption "Lol." and soon deleted it. the pics funny but its annoying to upload from phone ill do it later

nice

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Tyron Woodley drew a heavy sigh as he picked up the phone

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Sage owns

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Sage faceapp hasn’t been funny in 6 months come on dude

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
i dont think its racist to do a snap chat face swap with a picture of sugar ray

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
chris rock should do a documentary on sage's hair

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Skip My Posts posted:

i dont think its racist to do a snap chat face swap with a picture of sugar ray
he could never be racist on purpose

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



handsome only face posted:

he could never be racist on purpose

Have you ever heard his dad speak? I'd lay like 10:1 that Sage's dad says the N word with a hard R at least twice a week.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Jim Miller is fighting for the 29th time in the UFC at UFC Atlanta. Hoping for some submission shenanigans

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
I hope he submits his retirement paperwork

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
hahaha

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

looks like fabricio werdum

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nierbo posted:

Jim Miller is fighting for the 29th time in the UFC at UFC Atlanta. Hoping for some submission shenanigans

I was gonna say "wow, didn't know there was a ufc in Atlanta coming up"

but it's Atlantic City and I'm steamed, buddy

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Bluedeanie posted:

Tyron Woodley drew a heavy sigh as he picked up the phone

I'd say that Urijah Faber would intercept the call to inform him that Sage belongs to him now, but then I remembered that Faber is always the last to know that one of his terrible sons has abandoned him.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

LobsterMobster posted:

I was gonna say "wow, didn't know there was a ufc in Atlanta coming up"

but it's Atlantic City and I'm steamed, buddy

I apologise. Although steamed lobster sounds pretty good.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
I think I just saw an ACCIDENTAL TUF leak that said DC'a team was undefeated for this season of tuf

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

handsome only face posted:

sage posted a blackface face swap pic with the caption "Lol." and soon deleted it. the pics funny but its annoying to upload from phone ill do it later

Ooh, I see a lot of watches of 'Mudbound' with a certain brick shaped welterweight champion in Sage's future.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene

Gay Horney posted:

I think I just saw an ACCIDENTAL TUF leak that said DC'a team was undefeated for this season of tuf

Plot twist, after going undefeated he has no one to fight for him in the final because they all injure themselves training with AKA.

Are we doing spoilers? For TUF in the year of 2018?

Somebody fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Mar 1, 2018

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013



This is amazing.

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Spoiler tags take little effort and tuf needs all the help it can get. I'm sorry you had to click the words, Crispybaby.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yeah use spoilers, thanks.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gay Horney posted:

I think I just saw an ACCIDENTAL TUF leak that said DC'a team was undefeated for this season of tuf

I thought the whole gimmick of this season of TUF was all the fighters are undefeated going into it so maybe it's that? or maybe it's the thing you said

who knows in this crazy, mixed up world

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Sage seriously looks like Jake Shields in this.

VagueRant
May 24, 2012
I want to believe Yana will win. How unreasonable am I being?

Also I love Frankie Edgar and I wish he was fighting someone more interesting.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


VagueRant posted:

I want to believe Yana will win. How unreasonable am I being?

Also I love Frankie Edgar and I wish he was fighting someone more interesting.

Yana was unable to create any meaningful offense (without referee gross incompetence) against a woman who was unable to create any meaningful offense against Cyborg. I know MMA math isn't a useful metric, but this is loving exponential: Evinger clowned Yana the way that Cyborg clowned Evinger - it may have even been more lopsided than that in their rematch.

They're basically bringing in a guy who got clowned by Darrel Horcher to fight Khabib.

e. if Yana wins, I would call it the biggest upset in big-show MMA history.

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
It's always reasonable to hope cyborg loses, it only becomes unreasonable if you start actually expecting it

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