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OutsideAngel posted:Just thinking about all the new and original video game properties released this year has got me psyched to attend a birthday bash with such fresh, iconic characters like..... Hat girl and the rest of the crew from A Hat In Time
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zoux posted:It sneaks up on you every year oh poo poo that reminds me, when is kill dozer?
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 00:39 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 00:39 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 00:50 |
Lol, black panther is black dude.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 01:19 |
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Curing and smoking salmon are not the same thing
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 01:26 |
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Olive! posted:Curing and smoking salmon are not the same thing SMOKE CURES SALMON
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 01:39 |
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Olive! posted:Curing and smoking salmon are not the same thing https://goo.gl/images/FbP8CN
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 02:13 |
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That person just drew adult Cat Noir.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 02:14 |
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Oh hey it's Quatroking, the guy who admitted to fooling around with his cousin.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 03:38 |
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MaliciousOnion posted:Oh hey it's Quatroking, the guy who admitted to fooling around with his cousin. how does that even happen, who would admit to that poo poo, was it a brag?
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:22 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:how does that even happen, who would admit to that poo poo, was it a brag? if you go back far enough we're all cousins. also i'm descended from charlemagne and ghengis khan (a brag)
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:25 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:how does that even happen, who would admit to that poo poo, was it a brag? I knew a guy who ended up doing this in high school. He dated the girl for like 3 months, at which point he took her home to meet his parents. His mom freaked out and told him he could never see her again. It was his moms estranged sisters daughter, who he had never met.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:25 |
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Ms Adequate posted:if you go back far enough we're all cousins. Seems like everyone I met who took a genealogy anything is related to multiple famous people. So 'grats. or it's, you know, bullshit
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:30 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Seems like everyone I met who took a genealogy anything is related to multiple famous people. So 'grats. Some huge percentage of people are descended from Ghengis. He raped his way across the world, and left enough kids to repopulate after all his massacres.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:33 |
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RFC2324 posted:Some huge percentage of people are descended from Ghengis. He raped his way across the world, and left enough kids to repopulate after all his massacres. Ludacris has hoes in different area codes. Genghis Khan had so many hoes in so many parts of the world that there's a 0.5% chance you're descended from him.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:39 |
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Really? I mean. He didn't personally rape everyone. 0.5% chance to have some Mongolian ancestry. But Genghis himself? Hmmmmmm
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:40 |
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That's the number I heard
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:44 |
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Sagebrush posted:That's the number I heard Oh, Well if you heard it. I concede. Apologies.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:47 |
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Wiki links the papers used as evidence if you care to look: Whole lotta Genghisids
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:54 |
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I'm just some American shmo and I can trace a line to Charlemagne with documentation but so can about half a million other people if they try
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:56 |
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Nuevo posted:Wiki links the papers used as evidence if you care to look: Whole lotta Genghisids So Genghis or his close male relatives or 8% of Mongolians. Impressive. But still not a direct line to the Khan from your you and 52 kit.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 04:59 |
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Sagebrush posted:Ludacris has hoes in different area codes. I got code in different haplogroup y-chromosomes
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:00 |
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Trace a line to Charlemagne.... the line from Charlemagnes dick to some random cooze.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:33 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Trace a line to Charlemagne.... the line from Charlemagnes dick to some random cooze. Hey, watch the language, that's The Bloop's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother you're talking about! <>
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 05:53 |
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My ancestors were Slavic peasants. Maybe one of them was owned by someone famous, who knows!
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 06:07 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 06:17 |
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The Bloop posted:I'm just some American shmo and I can trace a line to Charlemagne with documentation but so can about half a million other people if they try And unofficially, you can trace that lineage back to the widow of M Licinius Crassus, Tertulla
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 06:26 |
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RFC2324 posted:I knew a guy who ended up doing this in high school. He dated the girl for like 3 months, at which point he took her home to meet his parents. His mom freaked out and told him he could never see her again. holy poo poo it's like redneck star wars
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 06:29 |
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Azhais posted:My ancestors were Slavic peasants. Maybe one of them was owned by someone famous, who knows! Yeah I can totally prove perfectly documented lineage to a stack of pickpockets and hooers from the hellstreets of London in the late 1700s.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 06:53 |
i was found, maggot-like, beneath a mossy rock
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 07:06 |
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Code Jockey posted:holy poo poo it's like redneck star wars Actually a fairly upper middle class family, so goes to show that you don't need to be a redneck to do some cousin lovin
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 07:22 |
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RFC2324 posted:Actually a fairly upper middle class family, so goes to show that you don't need to be a redneck to do some cousin lovin Hell no, you don't. Look at the old European royal families. There were plenty of mutant inbred children running around from those cousin fuckers.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 07:38 |
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From the Give Teachers Guns thread in the :
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 07:42 |
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 08:16 |
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Some of y'all are skeptical about people claiming to be descended from Charlemagne or Genghis Khan? Y'all apparently don't know about exponential growth. You have 2 parents. They each have 2 parents, for a total of 4 grandparents. Then 8 great-grandparents, and so on. n generations back = 2^n ancestors at that level. A generation is 20-30 years usually, give or take, so let's say 25 years. By that measure, Charlemagne is about 48 generations ago. Your number of ancestors at that level is 2^48, or 281 thousand billion people, which is more people than ever lived by a factor of like a thousand. So, obviously our assumptions break down somewhere. Once you get back more than 4-5 generations, it becomes pretty likely that there's some level of "inbreeding" (not really like incest or whatever since we're talking about like 3rd+ cousins and poo poo which is hardly related at all) in your family tree. But still, your number of ancestors grows ridiculously when you're looking back as far as someone like Charlemagne. Therefore it can't be surprising if one of those bajillion people that directly produced you is Charlemagne, or any other person. Almost everyone who has western European blood in them is directly descended from Charlemagne. They're also probably descended from the night soil man who shoveled Charlemagne's poo poo (assuming that dude had kids). Similarly, almost anyone descended from people in the places Genghis Khan conquered (China, Mongolia, Kazakhstan, etc.) is descended from Genghis Khan. And also plenty of people from outside those regions, too, because sometimes people move around. 0.5% is a really low estimate*, but I don't have a better one on hand unfortunately - my gut tells me it's like 99% or whatever, but it's hard to tell, because I'm no historian and don't have a good feeling for how much different regions of the world have interbred. *the 0.5% cited on that wikipedia is for a particular gene signature that was probably on Genghis Khan's Y-chromosome. Many, many more people are descended from him, but didn't happen to inherit that particular set of genes. If we go even further back, like a million years back, for example, then everyone is descended from like a few thousand apes in Africa, so we're all at least cousins to Charlemagne. And if we go way the gently caress further back, like four billion years, then everyone is just an imperfect clone of some single cell that existed somewhere around then, and there's an unbroken thread leading from that one cell, dividing, mutating, dividing, for billions of years, to make you. And all the threads from all living things on Earth lead back to that one cell. So our family tree includes Charlemagne, chimpanzees, rattlesnakes, oak trees, dog vomit slime molds, malaria, and even your mother. So if you're descended from Charlemagne or Genghis Khan, shut the gently caress up about it. You're not special.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 08:18 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:Some of y'all are skeptical about people claiming to be descended from Charlemagne or Genghis Khan? Y'all apparently don't know about exponential growth.
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 08:20 |
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DontMockMySmock posted:Some of y'all are skeptical about people claiming to be descended from Charlemagne or Genghis Khan? Y'all apparently don't know about exponential growth. Sir, this is a Wendy's drive-thru
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 08:24 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:how does that even happen, who would admit to that poo poo, was it a brag? I think it was on a minecraft forum. This is the only reference I can find to it now: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Minecraft#Quatroking_himself
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# ? Mar 1, 2018 08:28 |
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MaliciousOnion posted:I think it was on a minecraft forum. This is the only reference I can find to it now: https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Minecraft#Quatroking_himself one look at the dude's face and it's apparent he was probably bragging about getting laid and didn't care that it was his cousin.
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