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Hey man, nice shot!
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Hey man, nice sh-gently caress!
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69 bullets to the head Hey man, niiiice.
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Mind blowing memes lately, well done.
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Azhais posted:Speaking of highly accurate Roman memes, what is the fortress in the first one?
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More for the Historical Fact thread, but part of why Alexander was so pissed about the whole thing because he asked the folks at Tyre if he could perform a sacrifice at a temple in their city, saying he'd spare everyone if he was allowed. They told him to gently caress off. He then sent envoys to the city, and the folks killed them. There's offended, and there's "I'm gonna build a road specifically to gently caress you up" offended.
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Sorry. David Ogden Stiers, a.k.a. "Major Charles Emerson Winchester III", by bladder cancer
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MisterBibs posted:More for the Historical Fact thread, but part of why Alexander was so pissed about the whole thing because he asked the folks at Tyre if he could perform a sacrifice at a temple in their city, saying he'd spare everyone if he was allowed. They told him to gently caress off. He then sent envoys to the city, and the folks killed them. He’s like the original “I wanted to build an empire to house the machine to kick his rear end”
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MisterBibs posted:More for the Historical Fact thread, but part of why Alexander was so pissed about the whole thing because he asked the folks at Tyre if he could perform a sacrifice at a temple in their city, saying he'd spare everyone if he was allowed. They told him to gently caress off. He then sent envoys to the city, and the folks killed them. Yes I gathered all that from the meme, thank you.
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KoRMaK posted:Yes I gathered all that from the meme, thank you. None of the memes regarding Alexander explained the temple part of the equation.
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History memes are fun and good.
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This needs more appreciation.
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Blendy posted:
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MisterBibs posted:More for the Historical Fact thread, but part of why Alexander was so pissed about the whole thing because he asked the folks at Tyre if he could perform a sacrifice at a temple in their city, saying he'd spare everyone if he was allowed. They told him to gently caress off. He then sent envoys to the city, and the folks killed them. Alexander the Great By Jack Handey Alexander the Great hung his head. He had conquered everything, and there was nothing left to conquer. “What about this area over here?” he said, pointing to an unshaded part of the map. “You conquered that last week,” his top general said. “We haven’t had time to color it in yet.” When Alexander started out, the world was fresh and new, begging to be conquered. At the age of ten, he conquered all of Greece, clad only in his underpants. He went on to vanquish the vast empire of Persia while totally nude and drunk. He woke up from sleepwalking one morning to discover that he had conquered Egypt. Once, he laid siege to a fortress all by himself, sneaking from bush to bush and popping up behind each one, pretending to be a different soldier. There had been difficulties, to be sure. At a raucous victory dinner, a chicken bone became stuck in his throat. As he reached for a glass of water, he touched off a mousetrap, then another, and another. He began to flail about, and his foot got stuck in a bucket. Even like this, he conquered India. On and on he went, conquering kingdom after kingdom. His generals would plead with him to stop, but he’d say, “Come on, just one more,” and they’d say, “Well, O.K.” His empire became so large that, even today, if you meet a woman in a bar and invite her up to your apartment to see a map of Alexander’s empire, when she gets there and you show it to her she always says the same thing: “You’ve got to be kidding.” Alexander smashed every army sent against him, slaughtering thousands. Those who fled the battlefield were hunted down and killed. Women and children were sold into slavery. But the happy times could not last. Eventually, there were no more people left to conquer. “What about the Assyrians?” Alexander asked his generals. “We conquered them,” one of them replied. “O.K., how about the Bactrians?” “Con-quered,” several generals said, in singsong. Alexander was getting desperate. “What if we gave countries their freedom, then conquered them again?” The generals looked down at their feet. One coughed. “Very well, then, I shall conquer the birds of the sky,” he said, but he was reminded that he had already done so, and also that he had been given an eloquent tribute speech by a parrot. “What about the ants? Can’t we conquer them?” Reluctantly, one general unfurled a tiny document of surrender. Seeking to console Alexander, the wisest of his counsellors said, “Perhaps, master, what you truly seek is not to conquer but to be conquered.” Alexander picked up a spear and ran him through. Rallying his troops, Alexander had them build a primitive rocket ship. He travelled to the moon with thirty hand-chosen men, holding their breath. They utterly surprised the moon men and laid waste to their planet. In what was perhaps his greatest victory, Alexander conquered half the Kingdom of Heaven. Using sappers to undermine the pearly gates, he and his army poured in, riding captured war elephants, trampling angels and saints. But Heaven, as he realized, “is mostly clouds,” and he wisely withdrew. Alexander was preparing to journey to another universe, which he hoped to burn down, when he died. At first, his generals didn’t believe it, but then his body was brought out, still clutching his sword and wearing his newly fashioned “space suit.” They say that he was buried in the Caucasus, among the crocuses, but no one knows for sure. Legend has it that he will return again one day, perhaps in the not too distant future, when the world is once more in need of a good conquering.
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Man, this one goes places.
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A truly herculean effort.
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roses are red chocolates are sweeter folks who make memes have no sense of meter
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Roses are red Haters are boring EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM
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Hey if this jackass spent every morning studying the blade shouldn't he at least be up to like blade three by now? loving poser.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Alexander the Great Sir, this is the palace of Nebuchadnezzar.
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St Evan Echoes posted:roses are red roses are red meme meter is broke
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Most roses are red And violets are often blue Oh no, whoops, haiku
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Karate Bastard posted:Roses are red Roses are red You're mother's a floozy
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Roses are red They're a kind of flower
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wolololo, Now roses are too.
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I'm a bigger fan of headlines that can be read to the tune of Camptown Races. Freighter Train Derailed By Bomb, doo-dah doo-dah Shareblue Astroturf Is Strong, oh the doo-dah day
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Roses are red Egg yolks are runny I hope you all realize These poems aren't funny
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Man that Wotsits guy just look all sorts of pleased with himself.
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Who What Now posted:Roses are red These is plural
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Who What Now posted:Roses are red People got lazy and shoehorned whatever they could find into a half assed format that barely worked. The final life stage of the meme. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Man takes truck over to the gas station and after paying for his gas said he wanted to drive something new.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Roses are red,
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https://i.imgur.com/QVDDEjW.mp4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZU2PDO33IU
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