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gret: Dec 12, 2005; goggle-eyed freak

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Formula E�s on screen graphics are the worst.

"Hold my beer" - Liberty Media

# ? Mar 4, 2018 00:36

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 11:59

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

DoctorGonzo posted:

# ? Mar 4, 2018 00:38

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

GramCracker posted:

Give me a month if the season ends and Fernando Alonso has less WDC points than the WCC points of Toro Rosso-Honda or less WDC points than Stroll.

Alright

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Actually, can I update my Toxx to this?

Hmmm... since the season hasn't started and you aren't backing out, just changing the conditions, yes, I'll allow it.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 06:18

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen) :toxx:

# ? Mar 4, 2018 08:10

Schlesische: Jul 4, 2012

NtotheTC posted:

I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen)

Ferrari is gonna be 2nd or 3rd, so you're eating a month.
Should be safe on the McLaren one tho.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 08:39

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Schlesische posted:

Ferrari is gonna be 2nd or 3rd, so you're eating a month.
Should be safe on the McLaren one tho.

The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver.

e: in fact the McLaren one may as well be a full toxx ban

NtotheTC fucked around with this message at 10:19 on Mar 4, 2018

# ? Mar 4, 2018 10:11

Schlesische: Jul 4, 2012

If McLaren are right and their chassis is as well sorted as they think it is, then there's a chance they sneak a win away from Red Bull.

If they aren't, we're gonna know all about it by round 3.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 10:40

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I really like this song

https://youtu.be/X0C3DHp36zc

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 13:39 on Mar 4, 2018

# ? Mar 4, 2018 13:37

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

NtotheTC posted:

The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver.

e: in fact the McLaren one may as well be a full toxx ban

Are there two different cuts of this documentary

# ? Mar 4, 2018 16:12

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Are there two different cuts of this documentary

There are two cool and good people at McLaren, Eric Boullier and Fernando Alonso. Both of them have confidence and an air of "I know what I'm doing".

Everyone else was walking around using Ron-speak despite the fact that he's dead or retired or whatever. The rot has clearly set in.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 16:18

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

If you watched Grand Prix Driver and didn�t drown in the ocean of Jon Neale�s eyes, please get out of my face

# ? Mar 4, 2018 16:42

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

NtotheTC posted:

I'll take a month if Ferrari come higher than fourth in the WCC or if McLaren win a race, whichever happens first (neither will happen)

NtotheTC posted:

The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver.

e: in fact the McLaren one may as well be a full toxx ban

Noted.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 18:03

minstrels: Nov 15, 2009

So why do all the races now start at 10 past the hour?

# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:20

djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

If any UK guys are interested, Sky have a discounted Sports pass offer atm, 9 months for �150, that covers the F1 season

https://www.nowtv.com/promo/formula1pass

# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:57

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

minstrels posted:

So why do all the races now start at 10 past the hour?

So I can schedule my viewing to start on the hour, quickly rub one out over the beautiful Fernando Alonso and be ready for race start

# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:59

djssniper: Jan 10, 2003

minstrels posted:

So why do all the races now start at 10 past the hour?

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12430/11232101/f1-in-2018-race-start-times-pushed-back-for-new-formula-1-season

# ? Mar 4, 2018 20:11

GramCracker: Oct 8, 2005; beauty by stroll

Thanks Ants posted:

So I can schedule my viewing to start on the hour, quickly rub one out over the beautiful Fernando Alonso and be ready for race start

# ? Mar 4, 2018 22:36

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016

huh, I always thought you do the donuts after the race is over
https://gfycat.com/SilentEnviousDrongo

# ? Mar 4, 2018 22:38

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Silent Envious Drongo would be a good username for some of our Bogan correspondents.

# ? Mar 4, 2018 23:16

Thanks Ants: May 21, 2004; #essereFerrari

It�s what Mark Webbah should have called his book

# ? Mar 4, 2018 23:37

NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

Thanks Ants posted:

It’s what Mark Webbah should have called his book

# ? Mar 4, 2018 23:39

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Thanks Ants posted:

It�s what Mark Webbah should have called his book

Lmbo

# ? Mar 5, 2018 00:32

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester: Oct 3, 2000

NtotheTC posted:

There are two cool and good people at McLaren, Eric Boullier and Fernando Alonso. Both of them have confidence and an air of "I know what I'm doing".

Everyone else was walking around using Ron-speak despite the fact that he's dead or retired or whatever. The rot has clearly set in.

Yeah they were like the only two who seemed to know what was going on, although being rather depressed and fatalistic about it. Everyone else seemed deluded or panicking or didn't know what they were doing.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 01:52

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Boullier is just a figurehead, the whole operation is run to perfection by Jon Corleone himself.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 02:08

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coco is a really good movie.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 12:13

Dubs: Mar 6, 2007; Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

NtotheTC posted:

There are two cool and good people at McLaren, Eric Boullier and Fernando Alonso. Both of them have confidence and an air of "I know what I'm doing".

Everyone else was walking around using Ron-speak despite the fact that he's dead or retired or whatever. The rot has clearly set in.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 12:31

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Dubs posted:

That is a hell of a pic

# ? Mar 5, 2018 13:10

DoctorGonzo: Jul 25, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The McLaren guy who looks like Bill Nighy is cool.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 13:21

CratSock: Aug 5, 2004; Sock Wielding Assassin

NtotheTC posted:

The McLaren one is multi-season by the way. I genuinely believe they won't ever win an F1 race again after watching Grand Prix Driver.

e: in fact the McLaren one may as well be a full toxx ban

That's a bold statement! I mean yeah, they've been a joke lately, but F1 just kind of goes like that. Winning team turns to garbage with new formula(s) and then gets it right eventually and turns around... maybe a winning season is a stretch right now, but I can't help but assume they'll fluke into a race win if nothing else in the next year or three.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:13

Tony quidprano: Jan 19, 2014; IM SO BAD AT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT F1 IN ANY MEANINGFUL WAY SOME DUDE WITH TOO MUCH FREE MONEY WILL KEEP CHANGING IT UNTIL I SHUT THE FUCK UP OR ACTUALLY POST SOMETHING THAT ISNT SPEWING HATE/SLURS/TELLING PEOPLE TO KILL THEMSELVES

The last time McLaren won a race it was 2012 when they couldn't understand how the car was actually better than what their simulations showed. The team is piss.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:16

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

CratSock posted:

That's a bold statement! I mean yeah, they've been a joke lately, but F1 just kind of goes like that. Winning team turns to garbage with new formula(s) and then gets it right eventually and turns around... maybe a winning season is a stretch right now, but I can't help but assume they'll fluke into a race win if nothing else in the next year or three.

- Williams fans, 2008.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:48

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Human Grand Prix posted:

- Williams fans, 2008.

they were right and then they fired Big Pastor. Karma

# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:48

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

Human Grand Prix posted:

- Williams fans, 2008.

This comparison is the worst, though. Like there's literally nothing in common between McLaren and Williams other than "currently worse than they used to be."

# ? Mar 5, 2018 16:00

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

The Kimoa Kid posted:

This comparison is the worst, though. Like there's literally nothing in common between McLaren and Williams other than "currently worse than they used to be."

"teams that need to hire Pastor Maldonado"

# ? Mar 5, 2018 16:01

Human Grand Prix: Jan 24, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Two legendary British teams in the dumps. McLaren has more cache so I can see them returning to their winning ways. I think Williams has now become Tyrrell.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 16:14

wicka: Jun 28, 2007

McLaren just has way more money and resources than Williams ever has. Ojjeh is a billionaire, Peter Lim is a billionaire, Bahrain is a whole country, etc. It doesn't even really matter that they barely have any sponsors, the owners could fund the team almost indefinitely if they were so inclined. It's hard to imagine a future in which they don't return to the front.

# ? Mar 5, 2018 16:29