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marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

RFC2324 posted:

[citation needed]

No really, I want to be able to share this info with people who won't believe my word

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/8342920/Beer-to-be-classified-as-alcohol-for-first-time-in-Russia.html

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Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Chip Zdarsky wrote a bunch of these

https://imgur.com/gallery/RkG1R















Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Accretionist posted:

Just not buns.

Buns are the lowest form of wheat.

I love rye wit.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



wayfinder posted:

LMAO at bakeries being some kind of unattainable utopic ideal

America is hosed up

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Guy Goodbody posted:

You are spectacularly missing the point. Not everyone lives easy distance from a bakery. Not everyone wants to spend the spare time on a trip exclusively for bread, when they can get bread at any grocery store.

Other people lives different lives from you, basically.

But apparently they have enough time to go to their local Aborted Bread Emporium for the amazing savings there?

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
PYF Bread

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Android Apocalypse posted:

Bread is not necessarily important when making a sandwich.


somebody please do the needful

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
show bread and veggie

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

RFC2324 posted:

[citation needed]

No really, I want to be able to share this info with people who won't believe my word

The story I've heard from my Russian friends is that Russia knew they had an embarrassing reputation as a nation of perpetual drunks, especially on the back of Boris Yeltsin, beloved laughingstock of the world. They wanted to change the drinking culture, and figured that having vodka as the national drink of choice was a huge liability, so they wanted to import a more sophisticated first world drink, which ended up being beer. It's much less alcoholic and is pretty nutritious when compared to vodka.

It needed a leg up, though, if they wanted it to totally replace vodka, so it was marketed as a food item and made more easily available than any other kind of alcohol. This had the rather predictable side effect of Russians treating beer as a food item, and having it alongside their daily vodka, spiking the nation's alcohol consumption higher than ever.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Actually there was a concerted effort by certain Western breweries to make Russians drink loads and loads of beer. It was rather easy and also extremely successful.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Hurr, I forced a laptop to watch the Lethal Weapon movies 1000 times in a row, and this is what it came up with.

Murtaugh - Im too old for this poo poo. Too old. Too poo poo is old for me pip pip. Too old too old poo poo is for me old too me. poo poo poo poo poo poo poo poo.

Riggs - *slams shoulder into wall to fix dislocated arm* IM CRAZYEEE BOY!! Gonna suicide me.


Hah, those crazy computers, what will they come up with next.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort
In many countries beer is a food item for purposes of marketing. You can advertise beer on a billboard or on TV, unlike strong spirits. It probably also affects how it's taxed and where it can be sold/served.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

https://clyp.it/iosnf1uq

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Doctor Malaver posted:

In many countries beer is a food item for purposes of marketing. You can advertise beer on a billboard or on TV, unlike strong spirits. It probably also affects how it's taxed and where it can be sold/served.

A food item for the whole family!



funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

Pookah posted:

I love rye wit.

Wit what? Pastrami?

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

shut the gently caress up aboput bread

Shnag
Dec 8, 2010

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

"I like my titty milk hoppy, Mom!"

clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




Shnag posted:

"I like my titty milk hoppy, Mom!"

Hoppy booby, happy baby

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Yeshua Huckabee Sanders

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

It took a little while for me - I didn't see it at first.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
In a small village in France the police had to intervene after receiving a call for a leopard eating chicken.

https://twitter.com/Gendarmerie_34/status/969911957162725378

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

In a small village in France the police had to intervene after receiving a call for a leopard eating chicken.

https://twitter.com/Gendarmerie_34/status/969911957162725378

A chicken that eats leopards???

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

*in Ricky Ricardo voice

Start 'splaining.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
How can baker manga be mentioned without the classic?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/970103185938370561

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

EmmyOk posted:

shut the gently caress up aboput bread

The true funniest post in this thread.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Careful Guy, I think the cute thread has exclusive rights to baby/silly animal posts

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Choco1980 posted:

Careful Guy, I think the cute thread has exclusive rights to baby/silly animal posts

Every thread in PYF is the same.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/vSlwLEE.mp4

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Choco1980 posted:

Careful Guy, I think the cute thread has exclusive rights to baby/silly animal posts

gently caress the police

https://twitter.com/lozzab__/status/969979030438019074

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



:kimchi:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







RareAcumen has a new favorite as of 19:48 on Mar 5, 2018

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Scathach posted:

My mom bought me this bread and I don't know where the gently caress from



Applesnots posted:

Bread Dude needs to be saying "Gluten Is Rad!".

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/BaronVonDoodles/status/970312638327672832

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